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Lamont Price

@lpizzle.bsky.social
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Comedian, Actor, Writer. Judy Blume is my dream woman. Great on clay

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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 7h
This is Melissa from Friday The 13th Part 7. Perhaps the meanest meanest girl in the Friday The 13th franchise and Top 5 funniest Jason kill
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Here's a ##TBT to that time People Magazine got it right
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
In my humble opinion this is the most clever horror movie of the last 30 years
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's Ben Cooper season
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Far and away Michael Myers' worst mask. That's Kyle Myers
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I post for people who can hear this picture
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maybe the most underrated modern day monster movie
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
BUTTERFLY IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN SKY
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is Ted. He survived Jason Voorhees in Friday The 13th Part 2 simply because he couldn't stop drinking
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Michael Myers was 10x funnier than Freddy Krueger because this was so unnecessary. He did this for his own amusement
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Still one of the scariest characters in a Halloween commercial
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When I show her my entire Archie's Digest collection on the first date
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No one ever talks about how Dr. Loomis should've had to stand trial for what he did to Ben Tramer
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's Lynda Van der Klok season!
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's officially Vince Guaraldi Trio Season!
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I post for people who know exactly what channel this is
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They was throwing feathers at him
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me and the homie getting ready
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
C'mon, look how sexy this is!
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🎶I have a structured settlement and I need cash now ...🎶
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here's a fun #TBT to that time when me and Fred Armisen were the #1 contenders for the tag team titles
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lasagna? Shepherd's pie? I'll be over at 8
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Back in the day when this man said he was coming to your house for dinner he meant that shit
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know what those UFOs are
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I still want it
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This dude is hands down the WORST secondary barfly on Cheers. This guy sucked
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maaaaan, TV used to be like "SEE Y'ALL IN THE MORNING!"
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I post for people who know exactly what this is
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I post for people who can hear this picture
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🎶In the heeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaatttt of the niiiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhttttt🎶
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Here's a ##TBT to that time I got to go toe-to-toe with Triumph The Insult Comic Dog and the great Robert Smigel
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I post for people who can hear this picture
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gather round and let me tell you about THIS muthafucka right here ...
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They the same nigga
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you don't think this is sexy I don't if I can fuck with you
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When he showed up the problem was solved
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"You guys ever been to Walgreens?"
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Friday The 13th: Jason Ignores The Barbershop
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Halloween Season is in full swing
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Cheers barfly MVP. Word to Sinatra
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful September
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Trying to scam women by telling them you play for an NFL team is yesterday's news. I tell the ladies I'm an actual viking
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🎶This used to be my playground🎶
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I have no proof but I bet The Micro Machine Man has THE most annoying public interactions
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I post for people who demand CBS bring this back
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Only in Vietman could these 4 meet
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I need a Transformers prequel series on the history of this guy
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I post for people who know exactly who this is and, when they were 11, thought he was gonna make them rich
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Classic literature
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