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Lowson

@lowson.bsky.social
457 followers 244 following 519 posts

35, software engineer, dogs, music, cooking, chaos. 🏳️‍🌈🎸 he/him

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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 23h
Yes you do.
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ll be over in Keyholder Green
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, taken from the window of the resort we didn’t leave because it was too relaxing and peaceful!
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It was a truly wholesome week.
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good idea, maybe I’ll get a tight crop top for next year. Wait.
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
💀 and the worst kind because you know you’ll get some more hope in April with the resale just to be tormented again
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trying to find pictures from Gran Canaria for the family but almost all are nudes, slutty swimming trunks or us in outfits 💀
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You did so much better than I did!
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finally, one that has music I recognise and doesn’t make me feel really old
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We had the option not to sit together too
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don’t slander my dom top reputation, bitch.
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No. You caused this. And now we need to travel for 12 hours
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Hungover Cat Resting on Cat Tree
ALT: Hungover Cat Resting on Cat Tree
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy birthday! 🥳
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Belly? 🔥
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was a lot of fun 😇👀
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Went to my first kink night, wearing something fun, and I think it has awoken something in me…
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just one cocktail?
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I usually give it a go and just apply less…can never tell if it’s better than shaving or not though
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I did this to @aidan94.bsky.social when he woke up this morning and accidentally pinched his sunburn 😬
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If this Veet is for men, does that mean I can finally put it on my balls?
A box of Veet Men, with Spanish instructions and labelling
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not seeing nearly enough locktober pics
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Would watch, show off between her and Paul, with surprise appearance from Mary, Mel & Sue to help him
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Complimentary
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hoe
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sadly not
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There was a guy walking on the dunes in Maspalomas in full rubber in 29° heat. I don’t understand how they could survive in that outfit 😬 He looked good though, as did his friend 👀
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would go insane. Report it as a public nuisance
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is great news. People put GB News on in the office and this change will stop his badly aging face from disrupting my day.
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You’re having a bad start to the day
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy birthday 🎈🥳
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I should call him.
A mini golf course hole on two levels, that’s shaped like a cock and balls, and also has a butt hole
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There was definitely one we walked by where someone would let it rain on you 💦
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Looks lovely! Where are you away to?
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shorts season never ends
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Booty Shorts Shake
ALT: Booty Shorts Shake
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I talk to myself CONSTANTLY. Give myself feedback, narrate what I’m doing, joke. I am my own favourite company.
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Spot the time Aidan got home, and then stood about in the flat for a while before going to bed 😑
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pretty accurate representation of him getting home last night.
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well, she did spend a lot of time declining calls from her other son too, so maybe this is actually a good sign!
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This was the vibe
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Apparently so
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s perfectly warm, he’s just a wimp
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Met Aidan’s mum for coffee… Me: hello, lovely to see you! Her: you look tired. She then told me again five minutes later, in case I forgot.
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Looking good! My hips are always the cause of my strange angles or positions
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A light Sunday evening read, for a peaceful train ride
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If your throat isn’t raw after a night at Roast what were you even doing?
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Absolutely not, I am not built for that life.
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I thought so too! They said it had to be fully assembled ready to be resold…
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yes but I am a stubborn Karen and turned it from well packaged to a shit show to get my £80 back. Before and after.
A duct taped Ikea box on a bus A part assembled Ikea product in a trolley with a turn up box above
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The instructions recommended two people to assemble too but they refused to help me.
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was trying to return it, but because I had put two bits together before realising it was too big, they made me assemble the whole thing before they would accept the return… 🙃
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