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Lowson

@lowson.bsky.social
461 followers 244 following 525 posts

35, software engineer, dogs, music, cooking, chaos. 🏳️‍🌈🎸 he/him

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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Here we go again! #thetraitors
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You did so much better than I did!
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Went to my first kink night, wearing something fun, and I think it has awoken something in me…
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If this Veet is for men, does that mean I can finally put it on my balls?
A box of Veet Men, with Spanish instructions and labelling
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I should call him.
A mini golf course hole on two levels, that’s shaped like a cock and balls, and also has a butt hole
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Spot the time Aidan got home, and then stood about in the flat for a while before going to bed 😑
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yes but I am a stubborn Karen and turned it from well packaged to a shit show to get my £80 back. Before and after.
A duct taped Ikea box on a bus A part assembled Ikea product in a trolley with a turn up box above
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Myself included
Selfie in bed with my hand gripping my head after a tense and hectic week
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It has been a week of individuals going through some shit.
A screenshot of Letterboxd activity showing The Dark Knight Rises, Taxi Driver, The Dark Knight and Leviticus.
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Seeing the hottest new release today!
A photo of the BFI IMAX screen showing a pre-film image of The Odyssey
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Very happy with my sourdough this morning! Trying to find a poetic reason why only one side is seeded, other than they all fell off in the oven…
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Day 2 in the bag. My cycling shorts have now seen 200km and are smelling beautiful 👀 Lost a lot of pace at the end with a group injury, but we made it!
Screenshot of a Strava summary of a cycle from Dordrecht to Lichtaart
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Day 2! 115km to go. Dutch boys are very pretty, hoping Belgium is just as nice
picture of a bright sun over a river in Dordrecht
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Day 1 is over! Amsterdam to Dordrecht. Tomorrow is quite a chunk longer, but I’m just not thinking about it.
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The #lads all had 10 pints yesterday and feel dreadful! I had a full night’s sleep and ready to pretend I can cycle 100km today.
A shameless topless hotel mirror pic
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
But it’s so great, it diagnoses you too! No cause for concern
A screenshot of Apple health vitals saying my vitals are off because I’m either unwell or hungover
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Why did I sign up for a bootcamp thing this morning 😪
Selfie of me looking regretful with a cup of coffee behind me that isn’t going to do what I need it to do
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’m finally free 🥹
A screenshot of a Playstation trophy status for Hades II, with all 50 trophies earned.
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Checking out the original before going to see The Odyssey tomorrow
A photo of a tv playing the Simpson’s episode where Homer relives the story of the Odyssey as Odysseus
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Robyn was very good! Some of the crowd were a nightmare though thinking the entire arena was their personal dance floor
Robyn on stage from the crowd, with production lights shining down on her
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Very happy with how my blueberry lemon cake turned out last night.
A lemon and blueberry loaf cake on a wood chopping board with a slice cut off the end to make it look like a bad attempt at a wanky food style picture
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
How beautifully well rested I feel...
Screenshot of Apple Health Sleep Score showing 4hrs 55mins sleep with many wake ups
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Dragged myself along the Thames to Greenwich, and up the big hill in the before my body said “that’s enough now, it’s time for a glass of wine”
Strava workout share sheet for a 12km runA selfie on the sofa with a glass of fizz
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Especially when this is my algorithm. Cooking, fine. My filthy thirst likes, less professional.
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Appropriate attire for exercise in this heat.
Boy in a T-shirt and pants on an exercise mat
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I believe, it will 💦 for you. It is not looking so good for me
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A brilliant display of the consequences of running in a tank top without sun cream by @aidan94.bsky.social
A man in his pants in the kitchen, with bright red semi circle of sun burn on his back and the outline of a tank top
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I’m literally wearing the same T-shirt today. I need new clothes
Boy up close in front of a mirror with a T-shirt covered in guitars
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Post a photo from 2019. Me on a party boat getting hit on by divorced mums, before getting denied entry to Heaven.
Photo of me indoors on a boat, with rainbow sunglasses, a rainbow feather necklace thing, with a pint of beer
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Went to have a look at the Hades 2 guide on @ign.com to get help with a challenge, and my what a beautiful website… Companies wonder why people use ad blockers.
A screenshot of the IGN website where the content is pushed to the side and the page is blanketed by ads making it unusable and unreadable.
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Yesterday I thought it would be a fun idea to bake some bread with my day off… …Today I remembered that bread is baked at a horrendously high temperature and my flat is now uninhabitable. The bread looks good though.
An oven set to 240°C after preheating for an hour to bake bread in, during a 33°C heatwaveA fresh loaf of bread cooling on a rack on a dining table, after being in an insufferably hot kitchen.
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I’m a man of my word 🐶🤗💁‍♂️
A needy boy (mid thirties man) embracing a western terrier who already looks fed up, on a sofa
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This wee pup is bracing herself for nothing but me cuddling her for the next two days 🥰
Small westie dog sitting on top of a sofa, relaxed but with a stare of “what is about to happen” in her eyes
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Part 2, You both dribble but you’re being so supportive that it’s as sweet as it is messy 🤣
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Part 1 of 2, he almost looks graceful doing it.
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Caught Aidan in his prime yesterday, barely surviving the post-wedding hangover, with a tube of Weddingles to see him through to bed time.
A very hungover boy, facedown on a bed, with some slutty pants on show from his jeans
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
A thread that can only upset me about how young everyone else here is.
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Easter over, chocolate hidden, back on my sweaty nonsense. Didn’t realise until after I took this that it looks like a wet myself. Promise the workout wasn’t that intense. 💦🤣
Post workout boy in an orange exercise outfit with a sweat towel
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Hungover, trying to convince myself to go for a run, when all I really want is a McDonald’s breakfast and someone to play with my 🍆
Boy with a cup of black coffee on a sofa regretting the amount of alcohol he consumed last night
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Good morning. Would rather be dressed like this all day instead of sitting at a desk trying not to have a breakdown.
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Ngl I’m pretty happy with this. Lower hydration, longer fermentation and shorter proof
A freshly baked loaf of bread just out of the ovenA freshly baked loaf of bread, with two slices cut off
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My Sunday fate has been sealed by the starter gods. Learning my lesson by only making one loaf this time though…
Two small drops of sourdough starter in a bowl of warm water, passing the float test
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Maybe I’m seeing things but why does this wotsit look like a cock? Idk maybe I’m just in need of a good ****
A giant wotsit in the shape of a penis. Complete with balls, cut head, decent curve and veins
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Being forced to do parkrun with @aidan94.bsky.social in the rain after a massive hangover. I think it’s time we saw other people.
A miserable old gay in the rain, in a cute rain jacket, being forced to exercise on a Saturday morning by his cruel boyfriend
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I did a modest amount of exercise so I’m rewarding myself with a modest glass of wine 🍷
An elder gay, worn out after a hard Tuesday, rewarding himself with a chilled glass of Sauvignon blanc
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Cineworld Falkirk. I used to think it looked so grand and cool and I walked in like I was at the headquarters of the Power Rangers. Quite the imagination I had.
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I somehow managed to draw on myself at work today, on a white shirt. It’s the second stain on a shirt I’ve made this week! 🤦‍♂️
A white shirt with a clear ink marking on it.
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains. Mine would be Enema of the State, with Dookie as a close second.
Iconic blink-182 album cover, Enema of the State. not their best, but a classic.
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Lowson @lowson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Who hurt the NYT Mini writer?
Heartache shadowing as crossword clues
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