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Boudin wishes and lacefront kisses

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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy birthday!
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Back in Texas and GODDAMN, they are running so many Paxton and Talarico on tv!
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes! The world will keep spinning and they’ll have to figure it out without you!
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Further proof that he’s just throwing shit at the walls.
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They’re about to run chicken au poivre into the ground, aren’t they?
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not that he deserves ANY sympathy, but when are we gonna call what they’re doing with Mitch McConnell elder abuse?
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s hoodie and shorts weather this morning.
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nooooo
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ma’am, more than half your discography isn’t even on vinyl. The price of that box is outrageous. I’m taking that money and saving it for a pit ticket to the ACT III tour. Album still bumps 20 years later, tho. #BDAY20
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just hollering! But it’s banger after banger tho!
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s time!
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ooooh, I’m sorry! That’s hella annoying and frustrating.
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sounds like something a DATA CENTER would say!
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The white homosexuals plaaayyyyy, honey!
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’ve decided I want to be a person that dresses up for the airport
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Goddamn, is there ANYTHING we can eat?!?
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Werk! Proud of you!
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
LET’S GOOOOO!
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
They can’t figure out Blade but they can do Ghost Rider. Okay…
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Brand New Day might be the best Spider-Man movie, def the best Marvel movie in a while. Whoever decided to include THAT character and make them central to the story deserves their dick sucked from the back.
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just going ANYTHING but gun control
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Honey, ALWAYS BEEN! Yall just now seeing the vision!
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Congrats!
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oh I def would have looked at you like Quinta
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Odyssey is hella good. A touch too long, but what Nolan movie isn’t?
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
TASTE! The seemingly less pretentious one!
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Which husband did you get in the ProbablyThis divorce?
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Wait, I love a funny conspiracy theory tho
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I love how we are all NOT buying that Mitch’s photo was recent.
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We need a 2 for 1 special today
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Chile, the Etsy witches are restocked and working through the back orders.
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Shoulda just sat there and shucked his oysters.
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Not my therapist quoting The City Girls lol
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh no, not the candidate that had to explain away his nazi tattoo…
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The Nolan Wells news had me in a bad mood all day and made it hard to concentrate. I hope his family gets answers.
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Beyoncé said, “FUCK America 250, come get this puss.”
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A metaphor. An omen.
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Went to bed mad at Disclosure Day. Woke up still mad at Disclosure Day.
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy X-Men ‘97: Season 2 premiere day
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Jo-Ellen, come get your season 2 center oyster or lighthouse or whatever #RHORI
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I genuinely want to know HOW To Wong Foo got made when it did?!? How did they sell this idea to a studio?
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Why are all the popcorn buckets so horny???
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
YEP
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
They need to show Showgirls in the Sphere.
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Ayyyy! Congrats!
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Whole lot of babies named Knickolas gonna pop up 9 months from now.
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
As a Texan, I can’t even be mad. The Mamdani era is off to a hell of a start.
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Why do I keep having zombie apocalypse dreams???
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LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
98% With some bullshit excuse of needing to handle the war, it’s too far, etc.
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