LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Back in Texas and GODDAMN, they are running so many Paxton and Talarico on tv! 000
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Further proof that he’s just throwing shit at the walls. 001
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 21/09/2026They’re about to run chicken au poivre into the ground, aren’t they? 000
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Not that he deserves ANY sympathy, but when are we gonna call what they’re doing with Mitch McConnell elder abuse? 000
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ma’am, more than half your discography isn’t even on vinyl. The price of that box is outrageous. I’m taking that money and saving it for a pit ticket to the ACT III tour. Album still bumps 20 years later, tho. #BDAY20 100
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I’ve decided I want to be a person that dresses up for the airport 000
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 31/07/2026They can’t figure out Blade but they can do Ghost Rider. Okay… 020
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Brand New Day might be the best Spider-Man movie, def the best Marvel movie in a while. Whoever decided to include THAT character and make them central to the story deserves their dick sucked from the back. 010
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The Odyssey is hella good. A touch too long, but what Nolan movie isn’t? 000
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Which husband did you get in the ProbablyThis divorce? 100
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I love how we are all NOT buying that Mitch’s photo was recent. 010
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Chile, the Etsy witches are restocked and working through the back orders. 000
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Oh no, not the candidate that had to explain away his nazi tattoo… 000
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The Nolan Wells news had me in a bad mood all day and made it hard to concentrate. I hope his family gets answers. 000
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Beyoncé said, “FUCK America 250, come get this puss.” 010
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Went to bed mad at Disclosure Day. Woke up still mad at Disclosure Day. 000
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Jo-Ellen, come get your season 2 center oyster or lighthouse or whatever #RHORI 040
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I genuinely want to know HOW To Wong Foo got made when it did?!? How did they sell this idea to a studio? 000
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Whole lot of babies named Knickolas gonna pop up 9 months from now. 000
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026As a Texan, I can’t even be mad. The Mamdani era is off to a hell of a start. 010
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Ooop, cut the tip of my finger off using the mandolin. I am true geisha now. 000
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I’m annoyed with how they’ve gentrified sardines as “tinned fish.” Get outta my face! 010
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Tomorrow is the only Friday that falls on the 29th, Giselle. Your move. 040
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Lately my therapist has been proud of me for stepping up to do the hard work. And I’m proud of myself too. 000
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Made a vegan dirty rice tonight and I don’t think I’ll ever go back to the meat version. 000
Reposted by LowResTacoScary Trans Ferdinand || How I Became Invisible @emdashreed.bsky.social · 10/05/2026happy Mother’s Day. 212535
LowResTaco @lowrestaco.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Had a dream that a bunch of my mutuals moved to Houston after I left and woke up pissed off 010
