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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him)

@lowellschool.bsky.social
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Rondo Award-nominated author of “Nightmare Autopsis: A Return to Elm Street.” Writer at @macabredaily & @lowellschool on IG. Pupfather of 2, husband, nerd

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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This Is How We Do It
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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RuPaul: You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet
ALT: RuPaul: You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah I think “Lanterns” nailed it
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Thank God Phew
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jeremy Culhane’s Tucker Carlson impression will get me through the rest of 2026
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh it goes there
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just wait
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s the real deal. 2027 horror is off to a great start.
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah, violence. Great choice.
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Lmao Spit Take
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fantastic Fest was exhausting and rad, but I’ve come home to Fall weather, which is even better
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Love it when the trash takes itself out.
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Woman's Happy Sigh of Relief
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s exhausting…they’re exhausting…
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ugggggh
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Michael Myers Halloween Sit Up
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Mr. Bean Namaste for Friday Christmas
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You WANT to fly into LaGuardia?!
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Crystal Lake made me want to re-watch the original Friday the 13th, which is just not good. Tom Savini and Betsy Palmer do what they can but it’s never been enough for me
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Joey Tribbiani's Iconic 'It Was Me' Moment
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
River, The Heretiks and Pathetic Fallacy, but I’m also happy to be surprised!
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Dahliabunni Popcorn
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Too many wake-ups until Fantastic Fest
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Being an adult on the internet is NOT an Olympic-level skill and I’m begging some of you to try it
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Barack Obama: No, No, That's Too Much
ALT: Barack Obama: No, No, That's Too Much
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The cameos in “Innocent Blood” are insane
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m not mentally or emotionally ready for pumpkin to be back
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Who keeps giving him money?
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
There has to be a way to incorporate one or the biggest horror movies of the year into Halloween Horror Nights without doing…that
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Rebecca will watch “Casablanca” by season’s end #tedlasso
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m not sure “One Night Only” qualifies as escapism in 2026
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
There is a finite amount of time I can spend in a HomeGoods
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Live your life so that nobody starts a crowdfunding campaign in direct response to how dreadfully insane you are
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Melora Hardin should have won an Emmy for “Dinner Party”
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yeah, but she’ll pay in Kohl’s Cash
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Erin Hannon's Hell Yeah Fist Pump
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I wish job rejection letters would get meaner just for motivation: “You really thought this was a good fit for you? Come ON, man.”
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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David Rose Gives Up in Schitt's Creek
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Easily in the top 10
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Waiting to savor the new Menzingers on my way to Philly tomorrow. I’ll be signing at Thrillerdelphia from 12-3.
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
They always had the best names, even with the main cast. Ron Swanson is my “cellar door.”
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Well this is awesome
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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I Volunteer as Tribute - Hunger Games
ALT: I Volunteer as Tribute - Hunger Games
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Have to disagree. We have 5 seasons of a TV show based on a perfect movie and plenty of folks are still complaining that they’ve “split up,” as appealing as Margaret Qualley can be.
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It’s entirely possible
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
But…but my TAKES!
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Writing a quick response to this “Nightmare” news. Bask in my takes!
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
RIP R.S. Belcher. I really liked his “Golgotha” books.
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You guys are crazy. “Evil Dead Burn” has the most humor of any of them since “Army of Darkness.” It’s just really bleak and French.
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My “Barbenheimer” is “Ice Cream Man” and “Teenage Sex & Death at Camp Miasma”
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Do I know anyone who was actually excited for Platner?
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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Kinda?
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