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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fantastic Fest was exhausting and rad, but I’ve come home to Fall weather, which is even better

Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Crystal Lake made me want to re-watch the original Friday the 13th, which is just not good. Tom Savini and Betsy Palmer do what they can but it’s never been enough for me

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Being an adult on the internet is NOT an Olympic-level skill and I’m begging some of you to try it

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The cameos in “Innocent Blood” are insane

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I’m not mentally or emotionally ready for pumpkin to be back

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

There has to be a way to incorporate one or the biggest horror movies of the year into Halloween Horror Nights without doing…that

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Rebecca will watch “Casablanca” by season’s end #tedlasso

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I’m not sure “One Night Only” qualifies as escapism in 2026

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

There is a finite amount of time I can spend in a HomeGoods

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Live your life so that nobody starts a crowdfunding campaign in direct response to how dreadfully insane you are

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Melora Hardin should have won an Emmy for “Dinner Party”

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I wish job rejection letters would get meaner just for motivation: “You really thought this was a good fit for you? Come ON, man.”

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Waiting to savor the new Menzingers on my way to Philly tomorrow. I’ll be signing at Thrillerdelphia from 12-3.

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Writing a quick response to this “Nightmare” news. Bask in my takes!

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

RIP R.S. Belcher. I really liked his “Golgotha” books.

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

You guys are crazy. “Evil Dead Burn” has the most humor of any of them since “Army of Darkness.” It’s just really bleak and French.

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

My “Barbenheimer” is “Ice Cream Man” and “Teenage Sex & Death at Camp Miasma”

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Do I know anyone who was actually excited for Platner?

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Few directors have so thoroughly understood the assignment like Stephen Sommers. Where’s he been?

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Just started “House of the Dragon,” and while I’m the 1 person in the world who was FINE with the GoT ending, I’m constantly reminded of how endlessly disappointed I am at George RR Martin for not finishing the series. 1/2

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Hot take: if it’s not on your shelf, you didn’t buy it

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

A torrent of good news in one day has nearly made up for months of stress and strain. I’ll take it!

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Henry @henrythedog.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

this disgusts me almost past my ability for words, the fact they can acknowledge he's fought for and expanded trans rights LGBT rights and still throw him out for what? he has every progressive position on Israel! throw him out because he is a Jew...

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

So we’re just letting Scott Rudin come back to Broadway? Ewwwwwwww.

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

PRO: I’ve now seen every NOES film in a theater except for the Dream Child CON: Nobody ever wants to show the Dream Child

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Advertise your bluesky account with a Simpsons meme

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

“Freddy’s Revenge is considered the ‘gay nightmare,’ but Freddy’s Dead is the ‘drag nightmare.’ I’m just saying it serves more c*nt than you think.” -me talking about my book at last night’s Freddy’s Dead screening

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Ok but now I want to rank the Scream reveals so 1>2>5>4>3>6>7

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

“Scream 7” isn’t great, but it has one of the best opening scenes of a franchise know for its opening scenes

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

There’s eating your feelings, but what happens when you can’t taste them? 🤔

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I am just so remarkably done. And yet, there’s much more to do.

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

We should flip the team names of “Liberal” and “Conservative” since the GOP wants to burn our lives down and Democrats are making mental notes of everything we have to undo when he’s finally gone.

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

You guys, I don’t know if I can finish “Psycho Killer.” I couldn’t be more embarrassed for these people if they were forced to perform improv at the DMV.

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I’m a fat guy, but I’ve never let myself go like this last episode (season?) of “Euphoria”

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Remember when the Overton Window wasn’t a toilet?

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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

You guys are gonna make me see “Backrooms,” aren’t you?

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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him) @lowellschool.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Would be great if I didn’t keep getting job listings for Clowns dot com. You know, for morale.

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