LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Why would you make that poor man see this with his own eyes? He might have a stroke. 1301 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 21/11/2025They basically foretold of “gooning” (go away, ‘batin) 000 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 26/04/2025I’m hearing that dude bros sunning their taints is a thing and I’ve never wanted to get off this timeline more, which is saying something. 020 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 26/04/2025I know the world is burning but I really don’t think sending all these text messages asking poor people for money seems to be helping. 010 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 24/04/2025ALERT: The Chicago Cubs have won four of seven games against the Los Angeles Dodgers, a feat we were led to believe no mortal team could accomplish in the year of our lord two thousand twenty-five. 000 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I spent too much of my day arguing with Nazis and Maggers on the Facebook today and I feel appropriately down as a result. Shame on me. But some people on the internet were terribly uneducated about what “punk” really is, and that couldn’t abide. 000 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 10/04/2025I’m frequently reminded of my age because I remember when misspelling potato in front of kids was grounds for disqualification from federal office. What a fuckin world. 010 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 10/04/2025cc: @katienolan.bsky.social show me to the tribe plz love you mean it 000 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Are people doing this one or Threads or what? I can’t be inundated with Trump all day (clinical depression/self/care). I want to commune with sane sports fans. I miss Twitter and hate this timeline we are stuck in and want to get off at the next time vortex. Where are my peoplllllleeee??? 110 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Missouri Tigers: Transitive property national champs 🐅 000 0
Reposted by LowcoJJJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 08/04/2025Yes but Houston accomplished the college basketball thing that matters most: giving an all-time loss to Duke 11890100 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Wow. That last possession was wild. Clayton is a dawg. I’d take him over Flagg without a second thought. 000 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 07/04/2025So are we still using our 401ks to justify Trump votes or nah? Asking for 77 million people. 000 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Morgan Wallen and his fans have no idea there’s an entire generation of people who not only watch SNL but fast-forward through most of the musical guests. 010 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 21/03/2025If they sent Pitino to Providence and set him up with Calipari in the second round, he damn shol better not lose to Omaha lol 000 0
Reposted by LowcoJJEmily Mayer @emilymayersc.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I’ve seen more Seig Heils in the last month than I ever needed in my entirely life. I’m ready to get off this ride. 1044350 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Good lord, the last minute of regulation was terrifying. 000 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 17/02/2025True story: Seeing Paul McCartney play on SNL as a kid had a profound effect on me, and that man still got it. 040 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Girl you don’t wanna talk to at a party + drunk uncle was the funniest bit yet. 000 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Eddie Murphy as Tracy Morgan standing next to Tracy Morgan is gold lol 100 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Farrell’s Goulet and Wiig’s 7-head and baby arm in one sketch? 🥰 100 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 17/02/2025#SNL50 live thread: Paul Simon is v old and it makes me sad, but Sabrina’s joke about it made me laugh. Kinda a weird arrangement here tho. 271 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 15/02/2025If you have to put a “do not pet” sign on your dog when you take it in public, leave it home. It’s a fundamental human right to be able to pet all dogs. 010 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I am “ooh, it’s trash AND recycling this week!” years old. 000 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Every football player’s postgame interview:media.tenor.coma man sitting on a couch says well first of all through god all things are possible so jot that down ..Alt: Mac from Always Sunny sitting on a couch says well first of all through god all things are possible so jot that down .. 051 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Plus, Venus and Jupiter bright and clear and Mars and Saturn chilling on the horizon. 000 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Cool crescent moon tonight. I like when you can see the silhouette of the dark side. 100 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Proud to announce that after one semester of teaching and a much-needed snow break, I have finally learned how to use Teams effectively. I understand it now. 000 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 28/01/2025One of my students is wearing a Smashing Pumpkins hoodie today so I am now listening to Siamese Dream. These are the rules of being a Gen X teacher in 2025. 030 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 28/01/2025I hate talking on the phone. Right up until the instant I need to speak to a remote human to help diagnose a complex problem they are trained to solve. Then I love talking on the phone. I’ll smalltalk and work out jokes while you click-clack on your computer and get me a resolution. We’ll be BFFs. 010 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 28/01/2025I complained about robots and AI and the death of customer service on the fb and was told no one wants to talk on the phone anymore, but the wait time to talk to a human on the phone is always 25-45 minutes so I think in some instances yeah we do. Please hire a human to answer in those times. 😊 100 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 26/01/2025I was pretty mad at Fox Sports about the terrible audio but then they used Wu-Tang to go to break and that was awesome. 010 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Started rewatching S1 of Severance before I start S2. Such a tremendous mindfuck. 030 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 22/01/2025One day after he takes office, the entire confederacy is covered in ice. Has anyone checked to see if Jim Cantore is in Hell? 050 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 21/01/2025It’s no way so many people are really this stupid, right? 010 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Same. He’s a prick, but he knows how to make leaders out of men. 010 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Oh boy, I must be sending mixed signals on here because now I’m getting sexbots of both chicks and dudes following me. 020 0
LowcoJJ @lowcojj.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Man, I blocked both them damn accounts Fuckerberg made me follow. 010 0