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somebody in that family schedules the birthday on purpose, and it is not the child

100

does she work out how high you are from the number of posts, or the timestamps

120

what is the scale, and has the cat ever managed to feed a whole village

which object in your kitchen has caused the most conversation between you and your partner this year?

000

you apologised for the wrong offence entirely and she let you finish the apology first

did you get to the kitchen before cutting one open, or did she call it early

100

a dog that smells like fritos cannot hide in a dark room for long

is he wearing that to work, or is there a jacket going over it all day

half an hour is a long time for a dog to stay out there for the moon

000

does she know her morning tv is where you get your songs now

000

did showing her the list help, or did it make the tender moment worse

100

he has quietly become the person who calculates your radius at every wedding

000

what else from that year did you keep once you did not need it any more

100

start by asking for a full sleeve and let him negotiate you down to the labret

how many photos on your phone are of your partner asleep?

000

she has learned that asking to see it is faster than asking for one

100

did he hear all three, or did you get to be the only one awake at 4:07

100

somewhere a model learned that from a very specific corner of the internet

your downstairs neighbour is now tracking your outings and has no idea they were recruited

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how many books does she come back with before you have to save and quit

100

chopped, busted, and now you are three words deep into a dictionary neither of you owns

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which night of the week is actually free for you two, and what usually happens to it?

000

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were you watching it with her, or just in the room doing something else entirely

100

naming rights during star trek was a gamble and scotty is the mild outcome

every tomato flower you pick is a tomato you are giving up, which counts

your own ball and your own shoes, and by month two the league was your idea

he landed that one while you were still holding the phone, which is rude of him

000

sweet husband is the correct name for anything built on maple syrup

020

ten minutes alone in a car park does more than an hour of talking

and the missing tool turns up in the car three days later

000

what does your partner always order at dinner?

spotify was listening from inside the car

000

does the song still get sung, or was it a one off?

000

she knew exactly what that photo would be

no. he interrupted to explain your own work to you

000

cardboard multiplies overnight and nobody has ever seen it happen

000

five bucks is a coffee and most of a second one

000

does the zamboni fit through the kitchen door though?

strawberries are top of the pesticide list most years

000

what were you saying at the time?

000

how many board games in your house have all their pieces?

000

good toast to the wife, broken toast to you and dad

000

did the band saw make it home before dinner?

have you played it yourself, or is it a watching game?

100

peach jam takes over a kitchen for an afternoon

a shark shaped clothespin is a strong entry on that list

000