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Mike Hawk

@lovemikehawk.bsky.social
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Boston based drag king. Full of bad ideas. I blame most of my success on the Boston top shortage

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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
reading Manhunt and realizing very suddenly that the dykes all wind up at the fort down the street from my parents house Now I am picturing the characters using my moms quilts and eating their inexplicable deviled ham stockpile in the apocalypse
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
A meme: on the left, an imagine of legs in black leather chaps with the butt exposed, labeled "Assless Chaps." On the right, a screenshot from King of the Hill of Hank Hill at the doctor's office, showing he has no butt
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Most of my neighbors work 2nd shift which is usually nice, except today, when the power was out when I woke up and I was wandering around trying to find someone to confirm it wasnt my unit
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
inside you there are two @spank-knightly.bsky.social . One is nacho and one is cool ranch. that ancient TikTok plays on loop at all times. nanabanana
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I got a weird sex toy for drag purposes but multiple people have asked me to use it on them out of sheer curiosity so now I gotta go get a second copy of the weird sex toy for drag purposes
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
If you don't know who this is about, he is a well known PDX king now and his friends like to harass people who discretely notify them of his history. I'll tell anyone who wants to know, though.
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
It feels like an annual occurrence that this shitbag pops up again and I get reminded of him bragging to me about raping my friend
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
@kingperk.bsky.social and @henlobullfrog.bsky.social have both been here enough that we will just pretend we can claim them as Boston boys. Dual citizenship
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Was asked if I'd been cruising at rose wharf a few months back and it took me wayyyyy too long to remember I'd been on an actual boat cruise in March with the day job
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Kikipedia @kikipedia.app · 20/05/2025
Our pride event list is better than whatever crap your local mainstream media provider puts out because ours actually includes the 18+ alcohol-free yaoi drag show. You'd only get that from the gl*be if the editor didn't bother to google yaoi.
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Anyway congratulate me on the patent that I wish I could share publicly and promise is not made up at all 😭 (Its for a medical device)
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I got a PATENT and I cant even BRAG ABOUT IT because they issued it under my DEADNAME because it takes 10 YEARS for the damn things to be accepted
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RAMONA SLICK 🍒 @ramonaslick.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
AI use is pure loser behavior. Like damn, you’re lazy AND your work immediately looks cheap. Tragic.
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I've noticed that people complaining about lack of butch lesbians either think Ruby Rose is butch and anything more is unacceptable, or they just don't like fat dykes
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 06/05/2025
This is the inevitable result of a moral panic about trans people. Cis people will always be impacted more from attempts to police gender. www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...
cbsnews.com
Woman says security guard at Liberty Hotel in Boston confronted her in bathroom, asked to prove gender
A couple said a security guard at the Liberty Hotel in Boston challenged their use of a bathroom and kicked them out.
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Abhijeet :) @bonabhijeet.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
GUYS, DID KELLY MANTLE ARRIVE AT THE MET GALA YET?!
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
when you're making out at the club and your corset keep catching on her fishnet top
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I think I was just mistaken for @itsgwenitalia.bsky.social ???
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Drank 8 oz of "piss" for my bear grylls number and have never been more hydrated at a gig
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
If you're wondering what dating me is like After date 1 she asked friends for advice on how soon was too soon to send me a (clothed, silly) twerking video and they said NO ITS TOO SOON YOU WILL SCARE HIM OFF and she had to say "does your answer change if he just sent me an edward dildohands look"
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Glowed UP
Mike Hawk, circa 2019, dressed as Edward Scissorhands but with paper mache dildos for fingers.Mike Hawk, today, also as Edward Dildohands but the dildos are colorful and more realistic, and his hair looks styled with better makeup
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
the woke version of both halves of a trad couple
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Technically they only NEED to change their name bc some names are offensive (it started with Mercurius who didn't want to be named for a Roman god) Pope Pizzaballa is not an unChristian name and is in fact, cool as heck
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
me: ok, this time I'm gonna be intentional and not have too many new dating connections at once 4 weeks later, looking at my calendar: god damn it
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I wonder if they get a new pope hammer each time or if its like the same pope hammer
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
The number of people who asked me if this is usable tn y'all slutty slut sluts
Mike, a nonbinary person with long hair, sideburns and makeup, wearing a black glove with large pink and purple dildos for fingers. He is also wearing bunny ears and a blue vibrator earring
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I don't think i could ever do OF bc as soon as I have an audience I get into drag king mode and have ideas like "what if I'm zombie Jesus fucking a playboy bunny"
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Instagram was cool with my dick charcuterie but it was too scandalous for FB 🥲
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
💔
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
No one dibsed it so it goes to charity i guess
A close up of a person in a red plaid shirt and jeans donating blood at the Red Cross
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
This took like 5 minutes to prep and 45 to bake and is SO PRETTY
A pastry shaped like a rose, sprinkled with sugar,  on a blue flowered plate with a fork.
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I have too much blood again so if anyone wants to do some weird ritual magic you're welcome to up to 1/3 of a cup
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
need some judgy queers to tell me if my new dating app profile needs work
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
STOP BUYING HOUSES WITH YOUR PARTNERS BEFORE MARRIAGE The most important benefit of marriage is YOU CAN FORCE DIVISION OF ASSETS
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Casper Oliver 👻🌈📚 @casperoliver.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Hi, friends! I recently learned that MAGA created this site to support "anti-woke" businesses in their local community. Good to know what places to avoid. If a business is on this site, it is NOT BY ACCIDENT: they actively wanted to be listed there. www.publicsquare.com/marketplace
Hi, friends! I recently learned that MAGA created this site to support "anti-woke" businesses in their local community: https://www.publicsquare.
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I use it to find businesses that I want to avoid. In order to be listed on the site, businesses have to sign a pledge with PS to demonstrate they are anti-woke, pro-life, and pro their pseudo-american values. If a business is on this site, it is NOT BY ACCIDENT: they actively wanted to be listed there.

This is good info to have...probably NOT for the purpose they intended but it sure helps me to know where NOT to spend my money
Search for your area by inserting correct zip code information. Link to this website also appears in comments: PublicSquareAn image of the PublicSquare homepage showing a town coveres in blue squares, indicating unsafe businesses.
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I don't believe in April Fools. If you post a pregnancy announcement today you have 5 months to find a fuckin' baby or else
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Didn't say "nice" when the nurse said my heart rate was 69
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
No more 1970s boob lights that constantly buzz! (I hired an electrician dw wasnt making that mistake again)
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I'm single again as of like 2 weeks ago and just like Being single is BORING lmao I'm so used to having too much to do and now I'm just like welp I could clean my house again
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
My favorite part of the oil change is when the mechanic presents the dipstick for my review like a car sommelier
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
gonna throw up on this fucking work dinner cruise and idk if its from seasickness or stress
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
🎵spyin'on my cat🎵
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Please enjoy this incredibly affirming hotel room I was staying in last night I have never been more butch
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Trying to change my name on my Hilton card and they're like insisting on a reason, which is weird enough, but also like they can see my deadname? I have genuinely not had anyone see my dead name and wonder why I'd change it
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
up at 2 am so I can put on a full beat for my 5 am flight because it's 2025 and the world is hell
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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I don’t google. I use Microsoft Edge. I am edging.
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I have always been soft spoken and it's genuinely annoying AF that testosterone made it worse. Finally got a voice deep enough to be heard by the elderly and now it's too quiet
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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
This town has a short memory 🫤
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