Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 21/08/2025reading Manhunt and realizing very suddenly that the dykes all wind up at the fort down the street from my parents house Now I am picturing the characters using my moms quilts and eating their inexplicable deviled ham stockpile in the apocalypse 020
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Most of my neighbors work 2nd shift which is usually nice, except today, when the power was out when I woke up and I was wandering around trying to find someone to confirm it wasnt my unit 000
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 12/06/2025inside you there are two @spank-knightly.bsky.social . One is nacho and one is cool ranch. that ancient TikTok plays on loop at all times. nanabanana 010
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 10/06/2025I got a weird sex toy for drag purposes but multiple people have asked me to use it on them out of sheer curiosity so now I gotta go get a second copy of the weird sex toy for drag purposes 030
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 09/06/2025If you don't know who this is about, he is a well known PDX king now and his friends like to harass people who discretely notify them of his history. I'll tell anyone who wants to know, though. 020
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 09/06/2025It feels like an annual occurrence that this shitbag pops up again and I get reminded of him bragging to me about raping my friend 020
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 30/05/2025@kingperk.bsky.social and @henlobullfrog.bsky.social have both been here enough that we will just pretend we can claim them as Boston boys. Dual citizenship 181
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Was asked if I'd been cruising at rose wharf a few months back and it took me wayyyyy too long to remember I'd been on an actual boat cruise in March with the day job 020
Reposted by Mike HawkKikipedia @kikipedia.app · 20/05/2025Our pride event list is better than whatever crap your local mainstream media provider puts out because ours actually includes the 18+ alcohol-free yaoi drag show. You'd only get that from the gl*be if the editor didn't bother to google yaoi. 2276
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Anyway congratulate me on the patent that I wish I could share publicly and promise is not made up at all 😭 (Its for a medical device) 1100
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 19/05/2025I got a PATENT and I cant even BRAG ABOUT IT because they issued it under my DEADNAME because it takes 10 YEARS for the damn things to be accepted 050
Reposted by Mike HawkRAMONA SLICK 🍒 @ramonaslick.bsky.social · 14/05/2025AI use is pure loser behavior. Like damn, you’re lazy AND your work immediately looks cheap. Tragic. 06911
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 07/05/2025I've noticed that people complaining about lack of butch lesbians either think Ruby Rose is butch and anything more is unacceptable, or they just don't like fat dykes 040
Reposted by Mike HawkAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 06/05/2025This is the inevitable result of a moral panic about trans people. Cis people will always be impacted more from attempts to police gender. www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...cbsnews.comWoman says security guard at Liberty Hotel in Boston confronted her in bathroom, asked to prove genderA couple said a security guard at the Liberty Hotel in Boston challenged their use of a bathroom and kicked them out. 531382304
Reposted by Mike HawkAbhijeet :) @bonabhijeet.bsky.social · 06/05/2025GUYS, DID KELLY MANTLE ARRIVE AT THE MET GALA YET?! 0182
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 03/05/2025when you're making out at the club and your corset keep catching on her fishnet top 000
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I think I was just mistaken for @itsgwenitalia.bsky.social ??? 120
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Drank 8 oz of "piss" for my bear grylls number and have never been more hydrated at a gig 060
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 01/05/2025If you're wondering what dating me is like After date 1 she asked friends for advice on how soon was too soon to send me a (clothed, silly) twerking video and they said NO ITS TOO SOON YOU WILL SCARE HIM OFF and she had to say "does your answer change if he just sent me an edward dildohands look" 160
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Technically they only NEED to change their name bc some names are offensive (it started with Mercurius who didn't want to be named for a Roman god) Pope Pizzaballa is not an unChristian name and is in fact, cool as heck 010
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 23/04/2025me: ok, this time I'm gonna be intentional and not have too many new dating connections at once 4 weeks later, looking at my calendar: god damn it 020
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 22/04/2025I wonder if they get a new pope hammer each time or if its like the same pope hammer 000
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025The number of people who asked me if this is usable tn y'all slutty slut sluts 150
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 19/04/2025I don't think i could ever do OF bc as soon as I have an audience I get into drag king mode and have ideas like "what if I'm zombie Jesus fucking a playboy bunny" 230
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Instagram was cool with my dick charcuterie but it was too scandalous for FB 🥲 000
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 09/04/2025This took like 5 minutes to prep and 45 to bake and is SO PRETTY 040
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I have too much blood again so if anyone wants to do some weird ritual magic you're welcome to up to 1/3 of a cup 030
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 04/04/2025need some judgy queers to tell me if my new dating app profile needs work 110
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 04/04/2025STOP BUYING HOUSES WITH YOUR PARTNERS BEFORE MARRIAGE The most important benefit of marriage is YOU CAN FORCE DIVISION OF ASSETS 040
Reposted by Mike HawkCasper Oliver 👻🌈📚 @casperoliver.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Hi, friends! I recently learned that MAGA created this site to support "anti-woke" businesses in their local community. Good to know what places to avoid. If a business is on this site, it is NOT BY ACCIDENT: they actively wanted to be listed there. www.publicsquare.com/marketplace 78571
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I don't believe in April Fools. If you post a pregnancy announcement today you have 5 months to find a fuckin' baby or else 080
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Didn't say "nice" when the nurse said my heart rate was 69 030
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 31/03/2025No more 1970s boob lights that constantly buzz! (I hired an electrician dw wasnt making that mistake again) 040
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I'm single again as of like 2 weeks ago and just like Being single is BORING lmao I'm so used to having too much to do and now I'm just like welp I could clean my house again 010
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 20/03/2025My favorite part of the oil change is when the mechanic presents the dipstick for my review like a car sommelier 091
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 12/03/2025gonna throw up on this fucking work dinner cruise and idk if its from seasickness or stress 120
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Please enjoy this incredibly affirming hotel room I was staying in last night I have never been more butch 150
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Trying to change my name on my Hilton card and they're like insisting on a reason, which is weird enough, but also like they can see my deadname? I have genuinely not had anyone see my dead name and wonder why I'd change it 100
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 04/03/2025up at 2 am so I can put on a full beat for my 5 am flight because it's 2025 and the world is hell 040
Reposted by Mike HawkJasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 26/02/2025I don’t google. I use Microsoft Edge. I am edging. 2174
Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I have always been soft spoken and it's genuinely annoying AF that testosterone made it worse. Finally got a voice deep enough to be heard by the elderly and now it's too quiet 020