Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Another day, another problem caused by people who don't listen to me when I try to tell them I'm AUTISTIC AND I HAVE DEBILITATING INCURABLE MELTDOWNS 000
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Tried to work up the courage to order in Spanish at my local burrito place, but I couldn't do it... I just kept thinking about how cringe it was and how much of an idiot I am.... 100
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Sorry I'm late, I did a spell for abundance and forgot to specify 100
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 11/03/2026A few actually less talked about autistic traits: - Feeling physical pain from things that should be mildly uncomfortable at best - Trying to explain to everyone what a meltdown is in advance just in case you have a meltdown - Having a meltdown 120
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I can't believe my $40 worth of bitcoin I bought 6 months ago is only worth $35 now. I thought this was supposed to make me rich? The alpha males have lied to me. 000
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 12/02/2026People on the freeway will do any amount of dangerous things to let you know you're driving too slow (10mph over). They'll tailgate, brake check, flash their lights, cut you off, drive into the median... And yet, they'll never once illegally enter the HOV lane. That's too far, apparently. 000
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 04/01/2026January and February weren't even on the old calendar, it was 61 days of nothing. Time was spent trying to survive and appease the gods, not conducting business. Statistically the most deaths happen in January, even still today. Winter is a time of death and mourning, not a time of new beginnings. 100
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Hold on. >Vaccines boost your immune system. >Vaccines boost your autism >I have MS which basically means my immune system is overreacting and eating my nerves >I am autistic >Autism is immune system >Autism caused my MS 000
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Is he really a performative male, or are you just making fun of him for liking girl stuff? 000
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Sweet dreams to everyone except: people who don't pull forward enough at the drive thru. 000
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Hot take: Maybe don't correct the government claiming tylenol causes Autism. We've all seen what happens when a fascist tries to eradicate something that's genetic. #TylenolCausesAutism 000
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 15/08/2025When you teach kids about the Brazil Nut Effect, I think you should also teach them about Brazil Nut Poisoning 000
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 08/07/2025What if I don't do my chores because I'm scared of finding out who I am when I'm not stressed about chores 000
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Watching everyone saying, "Trump can't do that because it's illegal!" feels like 000
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Bumper sticker idea: Caution! Autistic Driver - May memorize your license plate 000
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I have mild prosopagnosia. Unless I'm at a convention that I attend every year, at which time I have severe prosopagnosiamedia.tenor.coma cartoon of patrick from spongebob squarepants standing next to a giant spongeAlt: Gif of Patrick from SpongeBob yelling at the mysterious people under his rock, "Who are you people?" 000
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 03/05/2025These "wellness camps" AKA conversion therapy camps that RFK is threatening for Autistics? Parents send their Autistic children to ABA therapy all the time. ABA was developed by the same guy who made gay conversion camps. ABA is literal conversion therapy for Autistics. It's evil. Also RFK is evil. 010
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Tobias: It's never been literally about Satan Ghost Lyrics: Hail Satan, worship the Antichrist, Satan is Our Lord Tobias: 150
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Ghost lyrics: I am literally possessed by Satan, please help me Tobias: Oh, you mean my love song about falling in love? #thebandghost #ghostband #ghostbc 050
Reposted by CarolynPaul “the amazing” Armstrong @paul24fps.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Pope Francis died and a Papal Conclave will meet in the next few weeks to decide the future of the Catholic Church and the lives of over a billion Catholics. Here are my top five takeaways: 1: Chinese 2: Indian 3: Pizza 4: Shawarma 5: Burger and fries #Pope #PopeFrancis #Conclave #Catholicism 131
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Being a Ghost fan when the Pope dies is kind of awkward because, I mean. Come on. How am I gonna wear a t-shirt in public with a literal dead pope on it 😂 #thebandghost #ghostband #ghostbc #Pope 0121
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Unpopular opinion: Electric carts at the store are for EVERYBODY. I don't care if you're a teenager just being lazy, you can use the cart. Everyone is allowed to use the cart and if there's higher demand, the store should provide more electric carts. 010
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Say what you will about Hitler, but he DID discover the cure for Autism. (Autism is genetic.) 110
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 06/03/2025"There was this teacher, wanted to be referred to with they/them pronouns. But we stopped them! I mean, her- I mean, him- shit, fuck, fuck..." #stateoftheunion 010
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 28/02/2025If there had been ONE weird anime nerd on the textbook editing staff, this never would have happened. We need #DEI 010
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 27/02/2025My ADHD meds are in a shortage again, but @redbull.com comes in clutch with sugar free pink edition 🙏 010
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Guinea pigs should be considered dependents on the W-4. #guineapigparentsmatter 020
Reposted by CarolynShutdown Tyranny @shutdowntyranny.bsky.social · 08/02/2025✨️ Updated ✨️ link to our telegram, you’ll have to just agree to the rules and answer a few questions, and then you’ll be given access to our main telegram and our signal chat! If the link expires, please let us know! t.me/+XiBCM9YqAo1...t.meSHUTDOWN315 waiting room.This is the waiting room chat for the shutdown315 support hub telegram channel. Please read all group rules and answer the membership questions. Once you answer the questions, an Admin will direct mes... 32212
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 09/01/2025@stephenking.bsky.social So I'm reading Pet Sematary. Can we talk about how halfway through the book, you're like, "It was actually all a dream! The kid is alive! And they all lived happily ever after! ... PSYCH kid is still dead, the good ending was actually a dream. Anyways." Fuckin RUDE 😂😭 010
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024*hits blunt* what if Luigi Mangione is faking as the shooter to let the real shooter get away, so by the time he's proven innocent the trail's gone cold 010
Carolyn @lovelycarolyn.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Meta restricted my account for sharing an image of this known dangerous individual. 020