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Doña Quihoetay

@lovedejasimone.bsky.social
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Crafty • Plant Mom • Recovering perfectionist • Mostly here to say the things I can't say in front of children.

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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hope my troop parents are prepared to be put to work this year. My girlies said they want to build and code robots this year, so that’s exactly what we’re gonna do.
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hate how heavy grief feels. It’s like this ache in your chest that just refuses to release
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imma have to buy my bestie some pho and a bottle or two because she definitely came through on figuring out my marketing project
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My best friend is talking about going into business for herself at the same time I’m getting my MBA. Talk about alignment
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He really let this man play in his face not once, not twice, but THRICE?! Why would you believe a liar seeking revenge?!
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A lie don’t care who tell it
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Alright. I’ve got a fresh retwist. Time to go run random errands, right?
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s come through many times!
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drunken FaceTimes are the best
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let ‘em know! Use that random receipt instead of
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My body is forcing me to take a crochet break, but my brain is ready to get this next project going
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do I need outside coffee? No. Do I want outside coffee? Yes.
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fresh off the hook ready to be blocked, washed, and shipped! 🧶 #crochet #graphghan
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Temu Tisha Campbell @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My culture finally getting the respect it deserves!
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is straight cheeks
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At all. Literally had Kacey Musgraves sing half of “I will always love you” and called it a night
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wanted to see the Dolly Parton tribute, but that left a lot to be desired.
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I take it we’re not watching the VMAs as a family?
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Supernova Momma @supernovaparenting.org · 27/09/2026
Y’all better stop disrespecting Jasmine Guy and Cree Summers or imma have some unmet needs.
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hosting a old school kickback and we’re watching A Different World reboot as a family
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy birthday 🎊🎁
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The worst part of crocheting is weaving in these damn ends 😩
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I really had to apologize to this man for being out of pocket. I might cry. Damn hormones
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Came in to work early so I can start later tomorrow. Gonna spend my Flex Time cleaning and making Jell-O shots for this party
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What is the point in this child having headphones if she REFUSES to wear them
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A Hello Kitty hooded cardigan fresh off the hook. My offspring is about to stunt all up and through the playground 💅🏽 🧶 #colorwork #graphghan
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m excited to see what you create
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Welcome aboard!
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Do you know how crazy it is that I have to bully a grown woman into treating herself to a vacation?! Absolutely ridiculous
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Litcherally bullying my momma into making sure she gets on this damn plane
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The way this sleeve is coming together just brings me so much joy. Ugh, the growth 🧶 #crochet
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I need parents to be a little less blasé about missing appointments. These doctors won’t hesitate to dismiss you for missing too many
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am absolutely GOBSMACKED by the ending of Heart of a Goon 2 and the only person I can talk to about it hasn’t read it yet 😩
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Aaaaaand now the power is out. Good thing I’d already planned on ordering lunch
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My synapses ain’t snapping like I need them to
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I thought my glasses were dirty and needed to be cleaned. Imagine my surprise when I realized I wasn’t actually wearing my glasses.
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why do people always wanna talk about work? There are so many other things worth discussing.
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My offspring decided today is National Chicken Nugget Day. Even though it’s one of her main food groups already. But we celebrating anyway
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
An iced matcha latte would bring me joy
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think I’m drunk. I don’t know how the liquor creeped up on me
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My baby said when she grows up she’s gonna be “living single” because “boys stink” and “I doubt they can treat me better than I can.” So, that’s how parenthood is going
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He still has a RICO hanging over him and you know the Feds don’t like losing 👀
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’ve finally cracked the 800s in One Piece. May as well let me sail the Sunny now
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shawty whatcho name is
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Dancing Dance
ALT: Dancing Dance
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not this man talking about “we could’ve been in love by now.” My good sir, where is the wooing? The yearning? The consistency? We don’t fall in love with potential ‘round hea. I require effort 💅🏽
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I can feel my uterus pulsating. January can’t get here soon enough
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Should I be asleep? Yes. But sharing One Piece theories with my bestie seems like a much better use of time
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If they eat chicken feet and gizzards, they’ll eat the booty. PEMDAS
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nightcap secured
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Doña Quihoetay @lovedejasimone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh, nothing. Just talking about the importance of unions with the 8 year old
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