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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹

@lovecals.bsky.social
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edtwt/edsky • she/her • 2001 • no tw • fr/eng • #1 blueberry girl

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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
told my bf’s friend i’m studying to be an autopsy assistant and she replied “how come so many cute petite small girls are into super morbid scary things” YOU THINK IM CUTE PETITE ND SMALL !! DO U MEAN IT BE HONEST
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
omg i loooove betty boop i’m so happy for you !! happy birthday !!!!
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
it’s the first time i log in since u replied !! i would’ve replied sooner if i’d seen it lol my bad !
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
tbh the cake took me 12h to make + the cost of ingredients it would barely come up to minimum wage so i don’t feel like i rlly missed up on anything !
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
what is yr twt !!!!
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
oh ash how i love you<3 i’m good i just didn’t have space on my phone for bluesky but i’m using a new phone now !!!!
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
bonne fêteeee !!!! 💌🫶✨🎈
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
would die in a heartbeat for that baby
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
my bf said i can send him a list of what i need nd he’ll get it on his way home from class i want to cry he said i don’t have to do this alone nd should be kind to myself fuck off marry me right now
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
i woke up to frow up this morning nd have been insanely nauseous all day since so i haven’t gone out yet, nearly 5pm i need to go to the dollar store next to it too to get some stuff for it this is so stressful but i feel so much like shit !! scared of puking on my way there or there
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
my mom’s friend wanted to pay me 200$ to make one of these for her but i got nervous about it nd said no :•(
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
i have to make a chocolate cheesecake for my brother’s bday tomorrow which means going out to buy ingredients >:•(
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
doesn’t sound very clear now that i. reread it but that means i had to scrape off the filling + roll the cake again with new filling so i understand the struggle with the sponge cake
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
i realised the whipped filling had separated after i had already rolled it up/put it in fridge and it was a nightmare, the bark icing is pulling heavy weights here frl
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
omg bonne fête rowan !! 🎈🎂💕✨💌
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
what happened tell me the gossip babe
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
i made a yule log for my family’s xmas dinner :•3 my camera doesn’t work well so i had to take a screenshot of the screen lol but had to share my pride and joy w/ u guys
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
worth noting the first mug was given to him by his ex nd the second mug was given to me by someone who traumatised me badly as a kid
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
also after finding out i made tea nd a mug that my bf has made tea/coffee in numerous times just cracked in half… i poured it in another cup i’ve had for a year, very gently accidentally bumped it, nd it ALSO cracked + a chunk of it flew out nd it spilt everywhere??
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
incredibly creepy, my house burnt down completely when i was a kid on the 12th of december, nd i just learnt my uncle’s house burnt down completely just now, 12 years later, on the 12th of december… 12/12/12 wtf
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
that was a reply to me telling her idk how to organise my fabric stash nd sewing/craft accessories bc there’s too many good ideas on pinterest nd i don’t know which ones to go with
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
PLS SHE SENT ME A BANK TRANSFER ND SHE MADE THE PASSWORD BE THE WORD “KAWAII” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
fb reels have been identified as the traitor who poisoned my mom’s brain !!!!
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
who taught my mom to speak like this she doesn’t even speak english ?? who did this SHOW YOURSELF ‼️‼️
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
to be fair he a bit kooky i went to my childhood dentist (hadn’t seen him in 14 years, he did not recognise me, he was alarmed when i told him i had a pic of him in my bathroom as a kid) nd he told me if i bleach them really well i can come back nd he’ll drill a hole in them if i wanna make jewellry
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
did u keep them? i asked to keep mine nd my dentist put them in a cute lil transparent box for me :•3
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
am fully caffeinated nd have a half done to do list let’s fucking GOOOO ‼️‼️
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
my bf finally received his health insurance card !!!! it was sent to his old address nd the girl never told him just threw it out lol so he had to ask for another one we’ve been waiting for months !! HIS FIRST PICTURE ID IN THIS COUNTRY LET’S GOOOO
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
apparently we took it too far when my bf called the c0ps on him so there would be a paper trail nd she couldn’t take the drama it brought into her life bc it stresses her out too much 🙂 her bf is a competition level jiu jitsu fighter who’s a big time stimulant addict nd is unravelling in real time
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
second time in 3 months that a girl friend of mine ditches me for a disgusting man who wronged me hard lol but this one isn’t as bad as the other one, the other one was my best friend, like a sister to me, nd ditched me when her bf (who called me a liar about getting sa) attacked my bf at a party !
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
i was wondering why i wasn’t invited this year to the bday prty of a girl i thought i was good friends w/ until i saw the pics where she’s all snuggled up against my abuslve ex who cheated the whole time then harassed me nd gave my phone number out when i broke up w/ him bc i’m an “easy slut” 😃
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
acid reflux i stg when i catch u acid reflux
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
good morning<3
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bubbles from the powerpuff girls is sleeping in a bed with a blue blanket .
ALT: bubbles from the powerpuff girls is sleeping in a bed with a blue blanket .
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
holy shit i’m gonna start posting my to do list that’s so cute
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
that’s insane work
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
my morning meds have more colour diversity than my diet does
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
that’s actually a rlllllly common ed thing i wonder what makes us love making others eat so much i rlly love feeding the ppl i love
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
i also need to tale every piece of clothing i own bc i haven’t had money to go shopping but lost +50lbs so like even my motivational clothes are too big now
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
sewing my halloween costume made me want to sew so bad again i’m working on modifying a shirt my bd wanted to give away !! gonna open the seams nd lace it with chains :•3 he likes the fabric of it the fit is what he doesn’t like
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
but also i was sick to the point of being unable to sing especially bc i’m a soprano nd hitting those high angelic notes w/ a throat full of phlegm + constant coughing is not a possibility so i missed 4 rehearsals including a rlly important 6h long one 😭 been practicing at home to catch up but like
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
my choir show is coming up soon nd i gathered the courage to invite my family which felt so embarrassing for some reason?? but my mom+sister+aunt+cousin(i think) r coming !! my brother’s prolly gonna come he’s my biggest fan nd applauds the loudest every time i’m on a stage my #1 frl (n vice versa!)
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
tysm !!!! was soooo happy with the results !!
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
ILYSM ‼️🫂🫶🧘‍♀️
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
🤭😌🥰🫂🙏🫶
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
“girl dinner” but it’s over a pic of a toilet paper roll bc u have pica
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
STOP OMG THAT’S CRAZYYYY LOL WHAT‼️‼️ i would take a bullet for u
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
so much tea from a non brit should be a crime🧘‍♀️🫖
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
ily sm neyla always making my ego boost up frl 🫶
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
thank u sm!!!!!! yeah i made it ! i was so happy ! i used a bunch of techniques for the first time !! god i missed sewing so much so glad i have a work space now 😻
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
i made my dress in a day and a half too !! so proud of it, my bf was gomez nd i was morticia :•3
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