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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹

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edtwt/edsky • she/her • 2001 • no tw • fr/eng • #1 blueberry girl

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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
told my bf’s friend i’m studying to be an autopsy assistant and she replied “how come so many cute petite small girls are into super morbid scary things” YOU THINK IM CUTE PETITE ND SMALL !! DO U MEAN IT BE HONEST
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
my mom’s friend wanted to pay me 200$ to make one of these for her but i got nervous about it nd said no :•(
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
i have to make a chocolate cheesecake for my brother’s bday tomorrow which means going out to buy ingredients >:•(
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
i made a yule log for my family’s xmas dinner :•3 my camera doesn’t work well so i had to take a screenshot of the screen lol but had to share my pride and joy w/ u guys
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
incredibly creepy, my house burnt down completely when i was a kid on the 12th of december, nd i just learnt my uncle’s house burnt down completely just now, 12 years later, on the 12th of december… 12/12/12 wtf
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
who taught my mom to speak like this she doesn’t even speak english ?? who did this SHOW YOURSELF ‼️‼️
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
am fully caffeinated nd have a half done to do list let’s fucking GOOOO ‼️‼️
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
my bf finally received his health insurance card !!!! it was sent to his old address nd the girl never told him just threw it out lol so he had to ask for another one we’ve been waiting for months !! HIS FIRST PICTURE ID IN THIS COUNTRY LET’S GOOOO
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
i was wondering why i wasn’t invited this year to the bday prty of a girl i thought i was good friends w/ until i saw the pics where she’s all snuggled up against my abuslve ex who cheated the whole time then harassed me nd gave my phone number out when i broke up w/ him bc i’m an “easy slut” 😃
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
acid reflux i stg when i catch u acid reflux
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
good morning<3
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bubbles from the powerpuff girls is sleeping in a bed with a blue blanket .
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
my morning meds have more colour diversity than my diet does
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
sewing my halloween costume made me want to sew so bad again i’m working on modifying a shirt my bd wanted to give away !! gonna open the seams nd lace it with chains :•3 he likes the fabric of it the fit is what he doesn’t like
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
my choir show is coming up soon nd i gathered the courage to invite my family which felt so embarrassing for some reason?? but my mom+sister+aunt+cousin(i think) r coming !! my brother’s prolly gonna come he’s my biggest fan nd applauds the loudest every time i’m on a stage my #1 frl (n vice versa!)
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
“girl dinner” but it’s over a pic of a toilet paper roll bc u have pica
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
my figure had noooo business being this insane on halloween, god i missed my corset fuck yes 21”-22” waist
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
FINALLY OUT OF 20S BMl JAIL WHO CHEERED ‼️‼️
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
:•3
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
i just think the m00mins are Very relatable
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
sometimes i think for half a second that i could be +600lbs so i could go on my 6ooIb Iife and make dr now so very proud and impress him a lot by how good i am at listening to him :•)
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
my relationship w/ my mom is the best it’s ever been cause all our convos just look like this, it’s amazing what not talking can do to fix issues
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
ass bones HURTING as i sit on hard surfaces >:•(
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
i’ve been having 1-2 mocha every morning it’s so weird feeling guilty about not drinking black coffee anymore vs actually drinking something delicious
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𝖃𝓈𝓅𝒾𝓇𝑒𝒹 ♡ @xspire.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
cofee
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
wanting to change my layout for autumn but i love it so much :•((((
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
FINALLY GOT MY SCALE BACK !!!! haven’t had it since JULY ‼️‼️ life is good again, i dropped down a whole bmi point
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
no one warns u about the bone pain when something even just slightly hard hits your hipbones after u’ve lost weight
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
saw i friend i hadn’t seen since november and the first thing he told me was “WOW you lost a LOT of weight”
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a pixel art of a yellow smiley face with black eyes and a red cheek .
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
now have exactly 444 friends on fb :•3 took 16 years but only ever added ppl i know so what can u do lol
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
so fucking frustrating to know my stomach would be fully flat rn if i didn’t have so much SKIN from being so fat at some points in my life like i know this isn’t fat i can feel that it’s just skin !!!!
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
doing lines on my phone nd a text from my mom that says “when are you planning on finishing school?” popped up on the screen not feeling like a very good daughter rn
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
WHAT DO YOU MEAN VINTAGE 😭😭 SINCE WHEN IS ADV3NTURE TlME VINTAGE
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
came home at 4am to my friend on my doorstep, asked her what she was doing on my doorstep and she said “your doorstep? this is my doorstep!” turns out she just moved upstairs !!
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
why is bluesky recommending me f33t videos what the fuck
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
good mornin
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a cartoon character is laying on a bed with a sad look on his face .
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
when my bf went to bed last night he gave my bestie a hug + they did the cheek kisses goodbye nd she said “love you baby sleep well” and i’m actually really happy that they get along so well bc !! she hated my exes lol nd i Know it’s not weird bc for Many reasons they r not attracted to each other
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
me when i cook and then i COOK
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
sang in a choir last night turns out i’m a soprano !
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
i just ate the hairiest strawberry in the world i’m afraid we have lost the girls to the fur
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
my bf nd i were the hottest ppl in the whole festival btw
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
my bestie just got broken up with so i’m leaving my bf blanketless and sleeping with her in my livingroom
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
waiiiit cause how am i bmi 21.8 but feeling so hot… am i crazy ???? normal vs sucking in
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
he came uninvited, unannounced to my house to pick up his gf, CAME UP THE STAIRS TO THE PORCH while i was ACTIVELY ON MY PORCH ‼️ pretended i don’t exist, gave my bf a handshake, asked him what’s up, doesn’t feel like “respecting my decision + giving me space” as much as a weird power play ??
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
get u a man who…
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
cutified my uv umbrella by hand sowing frill trim onto the edge now i don’t look like i’m just walking around holding a random umbrella in the sun i’m so happy it’s so cute :•3
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
WHERE IS MY CAMEL BACKPACK I NEEEEEED THAT SHIT
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
get u a man who says things like this cause oh my gooood it was in reply to a meme i sent him of a cat sleeping that said “cause of death: missed u a lot”
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
gotta lock TF in today FRL peaving for festival on friday i still have to make bodysuit w/ keyhole on fhest, mock turtleneck, poet sleeves, bottom ruffles shorts, gotta turn my funky leggings into an halter top w/ sleeves, make drawstrings nd add casing to skirt/dress to make them self bustling AHH
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
had the talk with him today that i cannot keep him in my friends circle, that the trust has been broken and although i will still be civil and respectful when bumping into him at social events, i cannot consider him a friend anymore, that i have to choose myself first, we both cried a lot. a lot lot
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𖦹 mona piss 𖦹 @lovecals.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
i’m just trying to look at self bustling skirts !! men have RUINED this place we used to rule pinterest like it was a beautiful kingdom
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