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When you hit a certain age you understand that Tom Petty's line "I love you more than the sins of my youth" is possibly the single most romantic lyric ever written.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 29/09/2026

Jamal has so many apologies for you, and he is giving them to you now.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 28/09/2026

I lived in the judge's district when this happened and I *raced* to the ballot box to end their career. Brock is a vile creature and should have been locked away.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 28/09/2026

Unless you want a whole new level of equipment and production skills, or have money to pay professionals to shoot/edit for you ... don't do it. The returns in joy might be worth it, but the math can be financially ruinous.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 28/09/2026

"Tell the crows," she intoned. So I spoke to the crows. They said "Nevermore" then laughed. I tried to bribe the crows with shiny silver coins, but they cawed their laughter again. Defeated, I offered my final treasure, coffee beans from the extinct plant. The crows flew away, cawing "Always."

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Converse @lousywords.com · 28/09/2026

My brother lost so much weight due to pancreatic cancer that his entire body transformed. People kept complimenting him on his weight loss. It’s a stupid thing to have to carry on top of a death sentence.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 28/09/2026

Bluejays do not believe in a volume below 11.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 28/09/2026

Chunky is fine until you have extensive dental issues or expensive dental work to protect.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 28/09/2026

They can pry my typos from my dead cold hands.

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Peter Clines @peterclines.com · 28/09/2026

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Converse @lousywords.com · 28/09/2026

Doot doot doot doot to-do-doot Darkside is waging war upon the Legion He’s shifting Daxum to a yellow sun … Doot doot doot doot to-do-doot

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Converse @lousywords.com · 27/09/2026

Had my first real hangover after I hit 50. I thought “Damn it meatsuit, after all the other indignities of aging you had to take that away from me?” Oh well.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 27/09/2026

Fall foliage was like, “pssst! Kevin! Wanna see something fabulous?”

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Converse @lousywords.com · 27/09/2026

This is 200% of why I love me a window seat.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 27/09/2026

The crow is adding you to their murder. Gothic powers (re)activated.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 27/09/2026

Moo looks like he forgot why he was looking up.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 27/09/2026

Better send in another cup to see why the other cups haven’t reported in.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 27/09/2026

Access to clean and safe water literally makes civilization possible. Water infrastructure is the first Wonder of the World.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 27/09/2026

Sometimes, back in the day, we’d watch the intro to the show for the theme song and then my dad would change the channel.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 27/09/2026

When it gets to “The Wheels on the Bus” it’s even more maddening.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 26/09/2026

It’s the chimp who is the real speed freak.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 26/09/2026

“It’s touchin’ mah EARS!”

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Converse @lousywords.com · 25/09/2026

Oh no. Oh no my aching pocketbook.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 24/09/2026

*Jurassic Park theme music plays*

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Converse @lousywords.com · 24/09/2026

Print that on a T-Shirt. Front side: “I am not taking questions at this time.” Back side: “I get a lot of questions that are answered by my statement on the front of this shirt.” The brand logo is a hand giving the middle finger.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 24/09/2026

Momma bear teaching her cubs to fish is part of the inspiration for the joke. :) My brain is a full on carnival of random things that end up in jokes, stories, or posts. :)

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Converse @lousywords.com · 23/09/2026

“I wonder if they’ll spot me for salmon fishing?”

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Converse @lousywords.com · 23/09/2026

This is what peak performance looks like.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 23/09/2026

Welcome to the party, pal! Seriously though, happy birthday Doc.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 23/09/2026

This goes back as far as my lifetime too.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 22/09/2026

Growing up, every house I lived in or visited (until about 12 I think) there was this round tim with cookies on the cover and sewing materials inside. I never saw the cookies until my mom bought a tin so she could replace supplies lost in a move.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 22/09/2026

If I were to open one of these and find cookies I would be both surprised and disappointed.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 22/09/2026

Lucy, what is best in life? Morning walks. Admiration from neighbors, pets from kids, and the cawing of crows sharing my snacks.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 22/09/2026

Ya’ll fancy! I gotta keep my wits in paper sack. It doesn’t work very well.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 22/09/2026

A river and a beach? Damn. I am envious.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 21/09/2026

If she starts hoarding rain gear to make a boat, you might have a problem.

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Converse @lousywords.com · 19/09/2026

That's an awful psychic toll to have to take.

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