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@lousywords.com
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Author. Tech writer. Former software engineer. Looking for work as a technical or copy writer. Converse is my family name. I am not the shoe company. Banner image ©️2011 by me. All rights reserved. Profile image by @valentinebarker.com

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Converse @lousywords.com · 15/09/2026
WHAT THE FUCK
A Venn Diagram for What, The, and Fuck showing all the combinations leading to “WHAT THE FUCK” where they all overlap. Origin unknown.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 10/09/2026
A pelican in the left of frame stands on a table staring down into the eyes of a vet-tech who is right of frame. The caption reads “WHAT YOU DID THERE” “I SEE IT”.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 05/09/2026
I have several of these bill caps now, because I live in the desert and a bald head is just an invitation for sun burn. I used to have a really nice leather Homberg that I really loved, but someone lifted it at a restaurant in Austin, a few years ago (not long after this picture was taken).
@lousywords.com wearing a leather Homberg hat while sitting in an airline seat circa 2017.  I miss that hat.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 25/08/2026
Or else
A small monkey holds a shiv in each hand and a third in its teeth.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 19/08/2026
I think I made this in like 2010 from an image of a snowy owl. Just sharing for fun.
A closeup of the eyes and beak of an owl. The caption reads “SUP?”
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Converse @lousywords.com · 17/08/2026
This is Daemir (elvish for “pool of shadows”), who was found as a stray on the streets of Vegas as a kitten, posted repeatedly to my twitter timeline, then came to my house as a trial meeting. She adopted me on the spot and has been managing my schedule ever since.
A black cat stares at the camera while sitting attentively on a blue beadspread. Several cat trees and toys are seen in the background.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 12/08/2026
Watching Season 4 of Reacher. OpenAI ad for ChatGPT. Ad says “brought to you with no further commercial breaks after this.” Amazon has shown 4 ad breaks since. Amazon seems to have sold OpenAI a false promise.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 10/08/2026
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Converse @lousywords.com · 04/08/2026
For both of you here is Daemir being … something. I hope recovery is swift for you @chrisbunward.bsky.social.
A black cat sits on a blur bedspread, staring at her photographer. Several toy-covered cat trees are in the background.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 21/07/2026
This.
A small human child looks up at a manatee in an aquarium. The words “set it all on fire, child” appear as dialog for the manatee.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 14/07/2026
I’m hijacking this post/thread I guess.
A wombat passing through a portal set like the ones from the video game Portal.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 24/06/2026
A black cat sits in the foreground, three cat trees in the background. She is absolutely done with “Come here kitty baby” bullshit.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 06/06/2026
A pelican stands on a veterinarian’s table, head folded back so it can look down into the eyes of the lady who is the vet, like it’s trying to intimidate her. She looks amused. The meme text reads “WHAT YOU DID THERE … I SEE IT.”
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Converse @lousywords.com · 03/06/2026
In return, I offer my smooth criminal.
A black cat curled up with a single forepaw stretched out, sleeps the sleep of the Just, having conquered the evil Orange String Gang. 

She’s deeply asleep after we played with that toy for most of an hour.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 01/06/2026
My tattoo of @alwayscoffee.bsky.social’s #tinypoem from 2019 is all healed up and looking amazing. Every one of my tattoos has a personal meaning to me, and this one is the most powerful. I have words that speak into being a version of myself as seen by another. It’s a powerful totem.
A tattooed left forearm against a dark gray sheet. The arm is capped with a clenched fist to make the arm’s muscles lay flat. The tattoo is a black and gray, depicting a poem framed by a mountain vista at the “top”, the silhouette of trees on both sides, and a path and a seated fox along the bottom. See the next image for the poem text. An image of a tweet from Nov. 2019 of a poem by Ali Trotta for her #tinypoem series. 

Poem written for me. It was a moment where someone who doesn’t know me deeply turned their poet’s gaze and told me what they saw of me, and it had a lasting, deeply moving impact because I felt genuinely seen. 

Poem text:

This small fox, clever 
and curious, is also a thief, 
trickster god, laughing 
at his own perils, 
he is toolish and brave, until 
he becomes something else, 
but in this forest 
of mistakes, he hides, 
hoping both to be seen 
and to remain unbeholden 
in innumerable ways.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 28/05/2026
It’s a trap!
Admiral Ackabr saying his famous line, “It’s a trap!”
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Converse @lousywords.com · 24/05/2026
I got the tattoo I have been wanting to get for ages. The brilliant @alwayscoffee.bsky.social wrote a #tinypoem for me on Twitter in 2019. It made me feel seen and understood. Now it lives on my left forearm. Thank you Ali (poem) and Jericho Sepulveda (EmptyCoffins Tattoo in Las Vegas).
A picture of my left forearm. A poem is framed by a mountain at the top, a forest on both side, and along the bottom a path and a seated fox. 

The poem reads:
This small fox, clever and curious, 
is also a thief, trickster god, 
laughing at his own perils, he is foolish 
and brave, until he 
becomes something else, but in this forest 
of mistakes, he hides, 
hoping both to be seen and to 
remain unbeholden in 
innumerable ways. 

Poem by Ali Trotta, Nov 15, 2019
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Converse @lousywords.com · 14/05/2026
Not trying to be flip, but this sums it up.
A scene from "The Thing". Macreedy is recording a log. Frame one has the text "Nobody trusts anybody now." Frame two has the text "And we're all very tired." 
Both frames show Kurt Russel as Macreedy sitting at a table and speaking into a handheld microphone connected to a tape recorder. He has a glass of whiskey by his elbow.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 13/05/2026
Daemir just decided to go back to bed and stay there.
A black cat sleeps on a blue bedspread, lazing in the sun, her favorite orange string toy in the foreground.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 08/05/2026
Proof of the heinous deed.
A KitKat bar, bitten through the top. A crime against God and Nature. The author is unrepentant.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 08/05/2026
Time for a life of (candy) crimes. Tag: @talkwordy.bsky.social
An unopened KitKat candy bar rests on a dark gray background. Little does it suspect it is about to be the victim of a crime.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 05/05/2026
A small human child stands at the observation window of an aquarium, gazing raptly at a manatee floating on the other side of the glass. The caption reads “set it all on fire, child,” as if the manatee is advising the child.  Pretty fucking sound advice, actually.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 22/04/2026
This seems appropriate.
Image of a small child at an aquarium viewing window, on the other side is a walrus or manatee. The caption reads “set it all on fire, child”.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 17/04/2026
A pelican stands on a table in left of frame, head bent to stare at a blonde feme technician with a SPCA shirt on, who is in turn staring back at the pelican. The text superimposed says “WHAT YOU DID THERE

I SEE IT”.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 13/04/2026
I laid down to rest my back/legs and now I am trapped by a sleeping house-panther.
A black cat basks in sunlight, lying atop a blue bedspread, trapping her human right where she wants them.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 07/04/2026
Wurk is for thumb-monkeys. Naps are for cats.
A black cat sleeps on the corner of a bed, basking in the sun while her favorite mouse-on-a-stick toy is safely at her feet.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 07/04/2026
Me, problem for later.
A black cat sprawls as she naps basking in sunlight.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 02/04/2026
The Magic the Gathering card, “Imprisoned in the Moon,” from a key point in the Magic story about an ancient eldritch horror locking itself into the moon.  

rules Text
Enchant creature, land, or planeswalker
Enchanted permanent is a colorless land with "TAP symbol: Add colorless mana symbol" and loses all other card types and abilities.
Flavor Text
Only one vault was great enough to hold Emrakul.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 31/03/2026
Wesley Snipe as Blade stands in front of brutalist concrete architecture. The text reads: “SOME MOTHERFUCKERS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO ICE-SKATE UPHILL”.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 22/03/2026
Wesley Snipes, from the movie Blade, stands on the right side of the image against a brutalist concrete architectural background. The text is a quote from the same movie, “SOME MOTHERFUCKERS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO ICE-SKATE UPHILL”
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Converse @lousywords.com · 21/03/2026
Sgt Apone from the Aliens movie: A black man in military working uniform, chewing a cigar stands in front of industrial equipment. The text reads “THAT IS … ABSOLUTELY BADASS!”
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Converse @lousywords.com · 19/03/2026
Is this Monty after a binge of the ol’ ‘nip? This is my Daemir. More than a little ‘nip was enjoyed about 30 minutes prior to this photo.
A black cat lays on the corner of a bed, half on its side half on its back, paws up, neck stretched, bathing in the sun from a large patio door. A stack of boxes and a cat tree fill the background.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 27/02/2026
Lunch for one. I blame @talkwordy.bsky.social
A diner table with two drinks, a small bowl with a lemon wedge sits before them. Upper left is a small vase with a flower. Lower right shows silverware on a napkin.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 25/02/2026
Here’s Daemir, tripping hard on the ‘nip, sniffing at delivered food. Taken yesterday morning.
A black cat sits in an office chair, the back of which is covered by a fuzzy striped blanket. The cat’s head is covered in catnip leaves. She is craning her neck to sniff at take-out containers on the table next to the chair.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 05/02/2026
I love Uncle Deadly and I would take him on field trips to the Hollywood Wax Museum.
Uncle Deadly from The Muppets. He’a weird looking dragon-ish sort of creature with gray-blue skin, a long snout, wispy white strands of hair, and chin tentacles. He dresses in 1880s era suits and speaks in an overly dramatic fashion.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 22/01/2026
My house panther is the other side of the spectrum. She demands I come nap, and actively disrupts things if I am not napping on schedule.
A black cat lies folded up and asleep at the bottom corner of a bed, a “mouse on a string” toy in the foreground.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 17/01/2026
A photo of a very surprised looking black cat, eyes open to the maximum, pupils shrunken very narrow, ears folded down. 

The caption reads “WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN …
Cannot be un-seen”
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Converse @lousywords.com · 14/01/2026
Daemir hassled me for 30 minutes non-stop to go lay down so she could do whatever this is.
A black cat is sprawled out in a twisted position on her side/back, asleep and without a concern in the world. 

Cat is seen from slightly above and to the right. She is lying on a gray sheet, and household boxes and a cat tree are visible behind her.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 03/01/2026
Daemir concurs. “My what big paws you have, Floof.”
A black cat sits, a front paw slightly raised and blurry in the shot, her gaze to the lower right of the frame, ears alert.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 01/01/2026
A black cat sleeps on the corner of a bed, with one of her favorite toys laid out nearby.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 28/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains. Harder Mode: no Tool albums. I played this album on repeat for so long my fiancé threatened to leave me, or at the very least destroy the physical media. It’s still in heavy rotation.
The album cover from Crash Test Dummies ‘God Shuffled His Feet’ from the mid-1990s. The cover art superimposes the band members' faces over the figures of Titian's painting Bacchus and Ariadne.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 28/12/2025
Obligatory cat is supervising photo.
A black cat sits on a mattress in the center of the frame, heald tilted a little to the viewer’s right, and a little down. Her expression says “yes, like that.”
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Converse @lousywords.com · 22/12/2025
Here’s my baby, wondering why the hell I am still awake if I am not petting her.
A black cat sits on a gray sheet, looking bored or annoyed.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 19/12/2025
My cat, Daemir, also likes to try to lift my spirits when I am feeling down or ill. She defends me from every other human on the planet, but she means well.
A black cat hides inside her blanket fort, which is perched on her human’s chest. Her giant yellow green eyes stare directly into the camera, her right ear flattened by the blue blanket that makes up her fort. There’s no sound in a still photo, but she was purring up a storm.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 14/12/2025
Pure serendipity on my skyline this morning.
A screenshot of part of my skyline;
Top post: Stephen Blackmoor brilliantly and wryly says “Like putting glue on pizza” as a dunk on a headline “We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.” 
Immediately below, Effin’ Birds post is an image of a hawk on the right, looking at the reader, while very large text reads “OH HONEY NO”. 

I found the sequence hilarious and preserved then shared it. You should follow both @stephenblackmore and @effinbirds.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 13/12/2025
As much as I love floofy cats, I am so glad to have been adopted by a black short-haired cat.
A black cat stares at the camera from her blanket fort.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 04/12/2025
Same energy.
Skeletor reclined on an a green “BattleCat” skin rug in a sexy pose.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 30/11/2025
I put out a heated cat shelter for OBC and I can’t swear to it, but I think she’s using it. This is her. She hasn’t quite made up her mind, but I am pretty sure she’s well on her way to joining the family.
A black cat crouches on the patio outside a sliding glass door. The weather stripping on the door has pulled loose and makes a dark line across the pane.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 17/11/2025
Multi-panel layout of the male cast of Seinfeld riffing on the novel Dune, casting Kramer as Maudib.
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Converse @lousywords.com · 18/10/2025
These are images of the insulated shelter.
Front of the shelterRear of the shelterSide of the shelter with “escape hatch”
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