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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 9h

Ay mi amor gracias!!!! Ahora sí puedo decir con toda la seguridad del mundo celébralo curramba jajajajajajajajajaja 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 15h

If you come to Barranquilla, you can't miss taking the obligatory photo with the Shakira statue *“Hips Don’t Lie” plays in the background*

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'm going to spend four days of the vacation with him ❤️❤️❤️

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Es el yorkie de la amiga con la que estoy viajando, hoy cumple 2 años y es una ternurita!!! 😍😊💖

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This is my flying companion today... his name is Cayetano, and it's his birthday today!!!! 🥳🎈🎉🍰🎂

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Today I'm being reminded that I got a #Loustat tattoo a year ago... I think it's time to think about a second tattoo of them! ❤️🧛🏼🧛🏽❤️

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Estoy muy orgullosa de ti y todo el progreso que has logrado... Eres digna de admirar mi amor 😍🤩❤️

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Increíble mi amorrrrrr!!!!! Wow tienes mucha fuerza en tu cuerpo, yo ya me hubiera desnucado con ese movimiento... Jajajajajajajaja 🤣🤣🤣 escucharte reír es una brisa para el alma 🥹✨💖

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Thank you, Nicole 🥹 I really need these few days off from work so much!!!

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I did it!!! From this moment on and until further notice, I'm in vacation mode!!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼✨✨✨

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

And you're absolutely right about that... I've had to explain the current situation with JKR to some acquaintances because they had no idea what's going on.

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is absolutely true, and I say this because HP fans in Colombia have no idea about the things that woman has been up to... it’s quite sad that people don't realize what a truly horrible human being JKR is.

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

On my way to my last shift before officially starting vacation... You've got this, Ambrosía!!! 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The traumatic event has begun: starting to pack my travel suitcase... is there anyone who wants to do it for me? 🙄😮‍💨😮‍💨🙄

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Why Brazil??? Don't be like us,not you... I'm crying 😭😭😭😭 LOVE YOU LULA!!! ❤️‍🩹

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Second-to-last day of work before starting vacation... Second-to-last day of work before starting vacation... Second-to-last day of work before starting vacation.. God, give me the strength to endure!!!

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

That’s when I woke up, and now I laugh about it because I feel like that actually could have happened in real life 🤣🤣🤣 Happy birthday anyway, Anne ✨

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Speaking of Anne Rice's birthday, I had a really crazy dream about her... I dreamt I met her at a book signing. I had brought the Spanish edition of TVL and when I stepped up to get it signed, she got angry that it was the Spanish version instead of the English one and refused to sign it 😭😭😭

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Happy birthday to THE VAMPIRE... my dear Louis de Pointe du Lac: I hope you have the most wonderful day alongside your husband Lestat in the desert—please celebrate to the fullest! 🥳🥳🎂🎈🎉🍰 🔗: x.com/loisverse/st...

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Oh my God, at this point the only thing left for me to do is play dumb! 🤭🤭🤣🤣

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The last day before vacation starts is Tuesday, and I'm going on a trip on Wednesday... let me repeat that: The last day before vacation starts is Tuesday, and I'm going on a trip on Wednesday!!!

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Pudgy Penguin Sadge Crying

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Of the many ways my friends address me, one of my favorites will always be Nutri, and aside from that: Pink Panther... From what I gather, they call me Pink Panther because of how skinny I am and the way I walk 😬🤣🤣😬 So, from now on, whenever you see the Pink Panther, think of Ambrosía 😁🙃😉

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Pink Panther Reading a Book

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The little mental and emotional stability I have left depends right now on Lula da Silva winning the election in Brazil... Come on, Brazil, you must have learned something from Argentina, Chile, and Colombia: Don't be like us!!!

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Gracias por tus palabras bella... Lo único que quiero es salir a vacaciones ya! 4 días y contando 🙂

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Damn it, Fran, I'm halfway through my shift and I already want to leave!!! 🥺🥺🥺😔😔😔

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The ugly: A patient scolds me for not managing to lose weight—even though this is his very first consultation with me... 🫪 So here I am, itching to run out and have a huge ice cream at 8 in the morning 😭😭😭😭

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The good: Only 5 days left until vacation. 😊 The bad: A patient filed a complaint against me because, according to her, I’m useless (though a review of her medical records shows she hasn't followed my instructions). 🙄

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🧛🏻‍♀️🩸The Nutrivamp Ambrosía🩸🧛🏻‍♀️ @loustatter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And as a good Catholic, Louis must keep the sacred word! 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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