Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 2hSorry, but Guardians/Rays is the worst conceivable ALCS match up. There is no other pairing of AL teams I wouldn’t prefer 200
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 9hIf an ICE agent felt comfortable enough to sleep on someone’s lawn, that probably means that people in the neighborhood had been feeding it. As this story shows, that’s dangerous both for the people and the agent 020
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Another season of just wishing baseball didn’t exist 000
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yeah, that’s not what this is (which you know) 0100
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If curses existed, the Rays would be under one for rebuilding this orange juice shit box that was destroyed by God himself 020
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Literally just this youtu.be/cjd8E1rD3m4?...youtu.beAmazing! This Boy Saw Heaven During His Near-Death Experience!YouTube video by ClickHole 110
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So he met an intolerant angry man-lion-horse chimera engulfed in flames? Not disputing he went to the hereafter, but not sure he met Jesus … 030
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Choosing to not think about anything about this for my mental health 010
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Reds should play in St Petersburg, not the Rays 031
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A career defining fuck up. Giving a guy throwing a no hitter a free out in a playoff game to get to third with two outs 010
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Gotta say, as much as i ***fucking hate*** talking to robots, reporting a damaged stop sign to DC’s automated 311 did seem to work pretty well 000
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The worst hitting catcher in mlb strikes again! 000
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The west wing would be on here but isn’t eligible. The newsroom just sucks 001
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We’ve all assumed tech bros intended “NPC” as a pejorative, but its increasingly clear that they’ve actually always believed the non-player characters in their video games are fully conscious “agents” with rich inner lives. They presumably weep for Yoshi each time he falls off the floating platform 020
Reposted by Louis LoftusEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/09/2026I think that he should've had Altman arrested for running a company committing cybercrimes 261058182
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When you’re so excited for the first mask-optional Saturday Night at Last Ditch 011
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The world’s not going to end, you’re just increasingly going to wish it would 021
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Harris owes every American an apology, not just the (i’ll let you specify who you mean by the “terrorists in DSA” (tho I think we all know)) 020
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I know we’re all prison abolitionists and stuff on here, but surely we’re still all for summary executions for people who steal credit card info from people online right? 000
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026(To make this easier, I basically just restricted myself to American shows—also tried to include an array of genres.) 000
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Officially declaring the Class 3 e-bikes (aka motorcycles) on sidewalks a national emergency 020
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Didn’t see it but is The Beast in Me about those FBI applicants Kash was talking about? 020
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026In DC—perhaps the city with the worst least contentious drivers I’ve ever lived in—a car is still way more likely to yield to me at a cross walk than any of the many forms of bike. The number of times I’ve nearly been clipped by a cyclist just blowing thru a stop sign … 010
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026In my martini drinking I’ve come to the realization that I don’t want it dirty so much as I just want spiked olive juice 120
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One of the best things I’ve ever seen youtu.be/wWEQDyrbphE?...youtu.beDolly Parton Linda Ronstadt Emmylou Harris - The Sweetest GiftYouTube video by littlesparrow185 031
Reposted by Louis LoftusPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026i'm seeing a lot of people (right and left) give nathan cofnas "credit" for the campaign against jason arday, and he's reveling in that attention, but cofnas is just a halfwit with a shitty substack who received leaked information and posted it. he is a cretin, but first and foremost he's nobody. 221598111
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Well, that’s a new one—writer at the Atlantic not only thinks college students don’t and shouldn’t register to vote where they go to college (and live almost all year), but aren’t able to! Genuinely think these people never leave their houses 000
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The obsession of the university obsessives with this confans freak 🤦♂️ 020
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Newton certainly would have been appalled to find his colleagues desperately imploring him not to stare directly at the sun or gouge large needles into his eyes. 041
Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I guess the Obama Center works better in person than in pics (its well massed & undeniably striking, tho I still think that siding looks way chintzier than it should), but there is just something sepulchral & forlorn about it. What could’ve been a community center looms over Jackson park like a tomb 050
