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Louis Loftus

@louisloftus.bsky.social
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Architectural history at Princeton, dog care at home

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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 5h
If an ICE agent felt comfortable enough to sleep on someone’s lawn, that probably means that people in the neighborhood had been feeding it. As this story shows, that’s dangerous both for the people and the agent
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Another season of just wishing baseball didn’t exist
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If curses existed, the Rays would be under one for rebuilding this orange juice shit box that was destroyed by God himself
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don’t worry, the windows gonna fit
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Reds should play in St Petersburg, not the Rays
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gotta say, as much as i ***fucking hate*** talking to robots, reporting a damaged stop sign to DC’s automated 311 did seem to work pretty well
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Agnes watched til the end
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The yaaaaaankeeeees winnnnn
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The worst hitting catcher in mlb strikes again!
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[ibid]
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Codyyy!!
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Verlander out there like
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We’ve all assumed tech bros intended “NPC” as a pejorative, but its increasingly clear that they’ve actually always believed the non-player characters in their video games are fully conscious “agents” with rich inner lives. They presumably weep for Yoshi each time he falls off the floating platform
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/09/2026
I think that he should've had Altman arrested for running a company committing cybercrimes
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you’re so excited for the first mask-optional Saturday Night at Last Ditch
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The world’s not going to end, you’re just increasingly going to wish it would
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know we’re all prison abolitionists and stuff on here, but surely we’re still all for summary executions for people who steal credit card info from people online right?
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My top ten picks, fwiw.
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Officially declaring the Class 3 e-bikes (aka motorcycles) on sidewalks a national emergency
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Didn’t see it but is The Beast in Me about those FBI applicants Kash was talking about?
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In DC—perhaps the city with the worst least contentious drivers I’ve ever lived in—a car is still way more likely to yield to me at a cross walk than any of the many forms of bike. The number of times I’ve nearly been clipped by a cyclist just blowing thru a stop sign …
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Some Minnesota State Fair modernism
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In my martini drinking I’ve come to the realization that I don’t want it dirty so much as I just want spiked olive juice
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pup loves the porch
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is the essential Tim Curry performance
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of the best things I’ve ever seen youtu.be/wWEQDyrbphE?...
youtu.be
Dolly Parton Linda Ronstadt Emmylou Harris - The Sweetest Gift
YouTube video by littlesparrow185
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Walked in on Agnes like this
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i'm seeing a lot of people (right and left) give nathan cofnas "credit" for the campaign against jason arday, and he's reveling in that attention, but cofnas is just a halfwit with a shitty substack who received leaked information and posted it. he is a cretin, but first and foremost he's nobody.
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Well, that’s a new one—writer at the Atlantic not only thinks college students don’t and shouldn’t register to vote where they go to college (and live almost all year), but aren’t able to! Genuinely think these people never leave their houses
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Finally watching the show about my dad
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I guess the Obama Center works better in person than in pics (its well massed & undeniably striking, tho I still think that siding looks way chintzier than it should), but there is just something sepulchral & forlorn about it. What could’ve been a community center looms over Jackson park like a tomb
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ohh, so this guys like real stupid
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The pure joy of a reunion with old friends 🥹
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Bucktown atmosphere
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It really is just banger after banger
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Hello old friend
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Chicago is swell
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
O’Hare, build more gates. You do not have enough.
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dodgers fans should be embarrassed, and so should those of every other team
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I have always been adamantly opposed to the “I was here first” mentality wrt to fandoms, but the rest of the world discovering The Rest is History is bringing it out in me.
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My response to the NBA offseason as a Knicks fan
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I know that America is a nation founded in opposition to the principle of taxation with representation, but I would like to have senators nevertheless. I’d even make Donald Trump cry to have it. I’d probably do anything …
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sad scenes right now in downtown Buenos Aires
Aged Adolf Hitler in Argentina getting into his car. He looks mad. From the Simpsons.
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh, well this sucks lol
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
For all the talk of Argentina getting a favorable whistle (and they did) it’s genuinely wild that the rules dictate that they had to play a man down indefinitely.
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
They’re going wild in the Falklands rn
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Win or not, this has been an awful performance by the Spanish offense
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
FINALLY!!!!!
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Louis Loftus @louisloftus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Obviously spain was egregiously robbed of a goal, but even so—it should be 3 nil by now. This offensive performance is miserable
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