Sign in

give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺

@lostwolfling.bsky.social
896 followers 338 following 11K posts

Creative. Writer. Streamer. 🌄Carolinas ➡️ 🎰Vegas Film lover. I take pop culture seriously. earnest shitposter. they/she. Once host of Be Seeing You: A John Wick Podcast. Y'all Means All. linktr.ee/lostwolfling Biz📧 BraveAdama@gmail.com

PostsRepliesMedia
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this doesn't mean anything to any of you, but she looks so much like an rotc lesbian who came to my home to climb in my window but my window was really high due to the hills of appalachia so she couldn't do it and then she tried to kiss me because she knew i was queer, but baby, i didn't yet
this goth gremlin military brat from the new carrie. she has a modded oversized grey t-shirt, doing a peekaboo slot for her pendant necklace type beat , and her hair is short and so bad and also badly bleached. she kind of looks like a cartoon mouse crossed with princess diana.
100
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i hate this alleged teenager on the new carrie that looks like if they gave zac oyama the captain america serum
a boy named tommy from new carrie and he looks as described, here he is cheesein in a carzac oyama on the granma sweetie couch looking handsome and like a cutie pie but not like evil jacked teenager handsome
141
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the mike flanagan carrie dropped and i truly can't believe how much a book written in 1974 is being adapted as "it's cause you be on that phone," and that they made the bullying so deeply stupid
131
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Collider / Valnet is still editing my features and republishing them as "new," despite it now being over a year since they terminated me.
a screenshot of my "MuckRack" writer profile that Collider made me make and made me run a selfie headshot through an AI thing so it would be "high quality" a week before they terminated me and so many other freelancers. It shows three articles published in the last 1-3 months, despite those being articles that I wrote before the mass terminations in fall of 2025. In one of them, the title is even broken, but it's about the folk horror Starve Acre, likely repubbed after House of the Dragon finale buzz or something related to ROP since those actors are there. A Tomb Raider piece and a piece on the German series Cassandra
100
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
megan thee stallion tina tuesday freestyle / is you cool?
meg in an icy white blonde wig with a blunt bang looks intensely into the camera against a painted set backdrop of a winter scenecute n cunty lil shrugfull-ish body moment of the lace set with the sides cut out DANGEROUSLY
000
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
also watching it this last time, this diva and Jin are twins to me
su-mi from a tale of two sistersjin bts first of his name on a little house phone
000
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Tale of Two Sisters was the scariest move I'd ever seen when I was a teenager, partly because it breaks your heart and disorients you even when it's not directly frightening you. I finally ordered a physical copy this year and it's still all of the above! All timer performances, too!
Lim Su-jung as Soo-mi is crouched in a dark hallway. She extends her hand to a suspiciously lumpy, bloody, and large bag. It's DREADFUL <3Yum Jung-ah as Eun-joo, Step MILF in residence smiles a little too hard, her eyes a little too intense in a pinky-red top that matches the flowers on the patterned, sky blue wallpaper.
101
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this edible tastes like creating a rigorous schedule to get back to studying irish and korean at the same time
j-hope cunty-bob
100
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all any of us should ever be talking about is how beautiful megan thee stallion is. like, this is INSANE.
megan thee stallion in marie claire's hottie hotline video. high pink blush, a stunning dark lip, subtle autumn waves. here she is smiling real hard as she laughs on the brick 80s mobile that men on qualudes would usemeg on a corded lilac phonecutting her eyes to the side, still being beautifula close up of her on a blackberry
010
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
started thinking about kpop analog horror conceptually and lo, 90sjeans 4 u #newjeans
010
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this fucking killed me
a still from an episode of "are you sure?" in which jungkook is aiming a water gun at jimin who is feeling sick and lying on the ground. jungkook is smiling maniacally in a crouched position. the caption is translated to english as "an innocent 5-year-old"
010
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i made goofy the kind of man who says "h'yall" and inversely "y'hello". in his hands i have badly cropped images to make it appear that he is holding a flip phone, some tic tacs, and a can of tobacco dip. i also  put a cigarette behind his big toofs. he sure is goofy.oh also on the side of the image it says "h'ya'll" in beautiful hgtv ass cursive. ily bye.
000
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
basically my whole Nivalis Nights experience
100
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
starting the cyberpunk life sim, Nivalis Nights! ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ come say hey, !sub if ur a cutie and/or patootie twitch.tv/lostwofling
my big head in my little stream corner over the menu of nivalis nights
010
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i am once again watching law & order: svu
011
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Possibly the greatest summation of Silent Hill in history from JackSepticEye here... [cropped to avoid creature spoilers]
011
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
let's play Dressmaker! I've been waiting for this game for a hot minute and my friend who has played a little already LOVES IT! So exciiiiiited. twitch.tv/lostwolfling
the dressmaker menu screen featuring my big ass head and diy bangs in the bottom left with my e girl mic (it's not glowing because it's muted BUT IT DOES GLOW)
000
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[hannah einbinder voice] split diopter
a shot from jennifer's body, with adam brody and a man whomstes name i do not know chit chatting about virgin sacrifices surrounded by and leaning on their indie rock band gear, turned toward one another in a dark corner - on the right, amanda seyfried furrowed brow, intense pout, nerdy little bisexual glasses
120
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
like tbh, maybe I don't like movies anymore. Maybe it's all pre 2020 bangers for me from here on out.
half star review of practical magic 2. 



What I loved about the original Practical Magic was how stupid it thought I was and how often it just repeatedly said what it was doing AT me because of how small my brain is... 

Recasting the girls - particularly when Evan Rachel Wood is a solid actress and Joey King is a guarantee that what you're about to watch is absolute ass- because it's unbelievable that romance or challenge can happen at 35-40, killing off beloved aunties to do it... for what? For some dude named Gideon that the screenplay forgets while it's writing him? What age are women allowed to be? 20s or 50s but nothing in between or over? What purpose are they allowed to have? 

For a movie that repeatedly says sisterhood, it sure gave Maisie Williams fuck all to do. It feels like a random CW-esque witchy made for tv drama was forced into a shape that could technically and legally be called Practical Magic. Just a complete waste of time and an insult to its entire cast, except for Joey King who cannot be insulted because her passion is delivering shit from an ass line readings in the dumbest movies and shows you've ever seen. There's no point in getting into the paper thin nothing they gave Lee Pace or the last minute snooze that is the alleged villain or the Assassin's Creed montages of it all, because ultimately the treatment of the Owens family is so disrespectful none of that other stuff could save it. 

Completely unearned use of Landslide and no good reason to use Florence + the Machine and Howl definitely didn't make sense there, WHATEVER

one star review of Passenger. 

Produced by Big Car Horn™️, sponsored by Dramamine. Made in loving memory of Callum Spandina Jumpscare, the inventor of jumpscares. 

For one beautiful moment I thought the guy with the cane was Josh Ruben and that this would be an episode of Game Changer, but no, it is but a horror filmed too often like an Amazon ad. It would greatly benefit from Sam Reich's brand of sadism tbqh. 

Haunted more by how off beat they danced to the worst country song in the world than I am by anything in the story and if I owned a gun, I would've shot my sound bar. I paused this with 30 minutes left to put away my dinner and then I just carried on doing other stuff and went to bed because I FORGOT I WAS WATCHING IT.
000
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I've seen some movies lately... but at what cost? letterboxd.com/lostwolfling/
half star review of Resident Evil. 

They didn't blast the fog that makes you think Zach Cregger is good into my vents and I've seen movies made before 2020 so this wasn't my jam. Obviously. 

Not funny, not scary, not interesting, not visually compelling after its first introduction of whatever that was, the same joke repeated over and over with ever increasing "I'm about to do the joke now" pauses as the movie goes on, more of Cregger's very weird brand of 2002 dork ass misogyny, a protagonist who does nothing, wants nothing, is good at nothing, and never evolves. Are we gonna in any way engage with like... any culture or time period's relationship to zombies? Healthcare? Infrastructural failure? Maybe do something interesting with composition or jumpscares or our expectations for a guy who is bad at stuff? Or perhaps lightly juggle the theme of fatherhood you yourself introduced? No? Just another bag of absolutely nothing from Zach "People Keep Saying This Guy Is Funny" Cregger? Okay. Cool. You get handed the scroll of Do Whatever You Want in Resident Evil Without the Pressure of Lore or Fan Service and you do fuck all with it? Haha, very cool. Sure. Whatever.2.5 stars for Tinsman Road.

There are things in the first 30-40 minutes of this that really felt like a breath of fresh air - our protag isn't an established filmmaker or influencer and is bad at the camera AND interviews, the people in this felt deeply authentic, and I was excited by the prospect of music giving voice to our missing, presumed dead character AND function as a narrative tool. But the rest of the film never utilizes these things. Slow, unfocused scenes with no regard for pacing or storytelling are occasionally punctuated by what feel like genuine expressions of grief, but it's hard to say that this film EVER melts into a horror of any kind. It doesn't fully lean into found footage absent of the supernatural and it doesn't bother to unpack the supernatural elements at all. It tries to have it both ways and so fails to have it either. 

I also think this is possibly only scary to people who did not grow up with the sound of the woods and even then?
200
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
just thinking about what is probably my favorite line reading in the entirety of John Wick... #film #filmsky
011
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
we are connected. interlinked.
playlist entitled have yourself a merry little christmas (but it's sad as hell)
110
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
get cultured
The Tudors promo image of Jonathan Rhys-Meyers seated with his hands folded cuntily, doing a slutty Kubrick stare, gold chain over his very open, deep V 1500s blouse, behind him are three women from the neck down, they are bouncing boobilythe Criterion cover for Marie Antoinette, a film written and directed by Sofia Coppola, putting pink punk inspired text over Kirsten Dunst kneeling in full, wigged up, feather in, white hose on Marie Antoinette slay
020
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sorry i look scared, but um, do you wanna come clean up people's messes with me? ok thank u c u there twitch.tv/lostwolfling
the start menu for NEAT! depicting a bedroom with a desk looking out of an open window in very high contrast purples and pinks and such, and then my big head is there in my little camera bubble
000
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
hey there, i'm a queer + disabled + gigless freelancer since sept 2025 thx to valnet. i have a new monthly gig (that may not carry into 2027) that nets about $400/m. As you can imagine, I'm STRUGGLIN'! Please support me & my stupid bangs. ko-fi.com/lostwolfling venmo: MirandaBrave share pls!
it is me and my big head and very brown eyes and auburn hair in a julien solomita bep bep bep pistol shirt with home made bangs looking up to a camera, edited with nostalgic millennial sentiment with a single filter from film cam free trial, uWu. look into my dark orbs. you wish to give me 10 or even 11 dollars.
114
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
still trying and mostly failing to learn watercolor. felt very poignant about the intimacy of laundry on my third watch of Better Days and spent around 40 minutes about it. youtu.be/8czah6JvHB4
Chen Nian and Xiao Bei's laundry hangs side by side on a laundry line at night. Her school uniform and book bag are sandwiched between his little snothead tough guy clothes and their shoes hanging on a little rack that clips to the line. kudzu and etc greenery are visible in the background.a shot of xiao bei's home in the early morning light, with a now empty laundry line and a just cracked open front door, the kudzu is kudzu-ing beautifully.my shitty lil conceptual laundry line and baby's experimental kudzu shading and shapes. her dress shirt is almost invisible, i couldn't figure out a good distressed sort of white to save my lif, and some of my watercolor paints are still shiny for no reason. rip in piece.
000
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
google photos is trying to hurt me...
A Google photo compilation thing nobody asked for. It reads: One Thursday in May and is showing images from BTS in Las Vegas. There are individual photos of RM and Jungkook on the screen, from my 300 level seat, and then two photos that are more group photos. Anyway, I miss them.
100
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Playing the Sovereign Tower demo (will def be buying it) and it has such a gorgeous art style and ambience. Songs win me over in most things. Very Aurora coded imo.
000
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
one of her more beautiful glitches <3 i love my glitch wife
sidewalk swallowing car
000
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
one of my favorite hidden plots in Cyberpunk 2077 is Dakota working with Charlize Fury to emancipate some girls and women who have been artificially impregnated by Biotechnica. A very neat easter egg to Fury Road but entirely on point with many larger narratives/themes in the game.
ARCHIVED CONVERSATION: CHARLIZE FURY AND DAKOTA SMITH

CHARLIZE FURY: we lost them, but our ride's dead
DAKOTA SMITH: give me a full status report
CHARLIZE FURY: peter's dead, they killed him at the lab
CHARLIZE FURY: zero was fried by their netrunner
DAKOTA SMITH: shit, this was supposed to go smoothly
CHARLIZE FURY: max is wounded but hanging in there
DAKOTA SMITH: what about the carriers?
CHARLIZE FURY: we have the girls
CHARLIZE FURY: all artificially fertilized
CHARLIZE FURY: they're only 1 month pregnant
CHARLIZE FURY: miscarriage shouldn't be a problem
DAKOTA SMITH: and the tail?
CHARLIZE FURY: they've been on us since the lab
CHARLIZE FURY: sons of bitches from biotechnica won't let go
CHARLIZE FURY: but we managed to lose them through the farms
DAKOTA SMITH: and what about the car?
CHARLIZE FURY: need 5 mins with it
CHARLIZE FURY: don't sweat it
DAKOTA SMITH: charlize
CHARLIZE FURY: yeah?
DAKOTA SMITH: worst comes to worst, ditch everyone
DAKOTA SMITH: and save at least one of the mothers
100
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Maiko's laptop #cyberpunk2077
A look inside Maiko's laptop. There are two tabs - Monthly Expenses and J.A. Do Not Delete, which is selected. It's a folder of photos of Judy Alvarez, the one we see is just here at her desk, so mundane, Maiko was so in love with her actually if you think about it hahaa... and i DO
100
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the voodoo boys, the grand imperial mall, very special to me... #cyberpunk2077
101
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my body like
a shot from Martin McDonagh's In Bruges. From behind, Colin Farrell sits centered on a bench, he's looking out at a playgroun with a big slide off one of those huge play sets with places to climb and such.
100
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
how do i have no memory of the girl butts and cock fights episode of law & order: svu? this is incredible.
111
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
law & order svu with perhaps the single greatest 20 seconds in television history (please watch until the end)
121
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Saw an early screening of Hope last night! it's one of those incredible films where people giving it 1, 3, or 5 stars are all noticing the same things. It's just whether or not those things click with your tastes and perspectives! CINEMA!!!! Na Hong-jin, you are very special to me. #film #filmsky
000
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
lizzy wizzy <3 #cyberpunk2077
A corner alcove in night city, including many little ads and dispensers, but most notably a Lizzy Wizzy posterthe liz who wiz herself, myspace girlfriend meep angles
100
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
pacifica skyline, you will always be famous
the pacifica skyline, dotted by the abandoned mall with the ferris wheel, roller coaster, and strange little decorative half dome pointy feature. the sky is blue-grey post sunset, pre dead of night. clouds dot the skies and megabuildings can seen in the distance across the water. inside the vertical frame from early photo mode.letterbox style shot of the skyline from further back, also letting some of the hotel/resorts, left, and makeshift market and vdb hq, right, spill into the sides of the frame
100
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they got me
mydialect map: You talk most like someone from South Carolina — about 49% of your answers match a typical resident.

It's very red through the Carolinas, Georgia, and Tennessee, then yellow through upper Appalachia and down through Florida, and over Texas, Louisiana, all the gulf buddies. The rest of the map is very blue, with some lighter grey-blue sections in Alaska and in parts of Cali and Nevada.
310
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
and i wrote thangyu fan fiction for an hour just now...
sally draper from mad men sitting at a green restaurant booth, looking downward, a revelation: I'm so many people.
000
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It is so funny to call Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma obvious and then immediately demonstrate that you do not get it at all
RILEY: Yeah, I think it's ... very clear about what it's talking about, even under its layers of meta-narrative and surrealism: media and queer desire and in particular the eroticism of slasher films. But I wasn't always sure what it wanted to say about those things. It felt like the big dramatic moment was "slasher films are about sex" and I was like... well, yeah
110
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i miss my wife, tails
Gale of Waterdeep kneeling in his fuck ass old man purple velvet pjs to propose and his eyes are so intense and waht the fuuuuck
000
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
in many ways, I was yeeing my first haw #Cyberpunk2077
my V, PS4 emerald hair era, in a black cowboy hat with gold trim, a pink leopard zip up bustier under a traditional leopard print long jacket, also wearing big aviators at night, let's goooochecking the vibe of cowboy hat and bulletproof vest in the mirror of somewhere with sex toys lmaohello, i'm at the captain pickard dick store in my cowboy hat and ugly banana pants, y'all need anything?V and Johnny Silverhand in an elevator, both leaning against the wall. I remember taking this photo because I thought about Johnny not having a reflection and V having one and I cried.
100
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Of course Cyberpunk 2077 became a new permanent hyper fixation. I love that my early shots include cyberpsychosis as systemic neglect, sex workers are real human beings who rule, and several ads that are horrifying on many levels! This game is for ME! #Cyberpunk2077
An open laptop reveals and email to Matt Liaw, a "cyberpsycho" you take care of for Regina in Northside, Watson. From Heroes Care LTD to Matt Liaw: 

Dear Mr. Liaw,

Due to the termination of your employment at Mercenary Solutions, Inc., your health insurance policy PTSD SHIELD has been cancelled effective immediately. Any appointments made prior to this notice have been cancelled and any medications have been discarded.

We also inform you that you are welcome to use the government's veteran care program. Current appointment wait time is: 756 days. To register for an appointment, please send the following text message: "HELP."

Wishing you good health and the best of luck,

Ann McEwan
Senior Consultant
Heroes Care, Ltd.
Susie Q, the head of the Moxes, sits at her desk in the backroom of Lizzie's Bar. She exists somewhat at odds with Judy, making sure the business/bar safety end of Lizzie's is taken care of before prioritizing Lizzie's code of working protection. This is from a convo with V on the way out from meeting Evelyn and Judy. Subtitle reads: One thing I know about curiosity - won't get you shit 'less you got the fists and the ass to back it up. A Jinguji ad depicts a person who lowkey looks like short hair Daemon Targaryen in a sleek black outfit with high silver boots and a white-grey fur coat draped around them as they lie against a corner on the ground. It's a posture you'll see often on homeless addicts in the game and in life mad unfortch. Their left arm, closest to the camera, is undraped by the fur coat just enough to show that their arm is tied off tight and a syringe is still in their arm. The ground around them is littered with needles. In the top left, the ad reads "At least you're wearing / JINGUJI," with the Jinguji next to the sleek Jinguji logo.An ad in a megabuilding parking garage. A woman with coily short and dark hair raises her arms to aim a gun out of frame. The shadow of a very large, muscular person wielding a knife is cast over her. Next to that is reads, "2nd Amendment is NOT only for the rich," encouraging the many poor in Night City to buy a gun.
110
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
my ideation reducing by 20% through the simple power of sleeping more than three hours, enabled by it being UNDER 100 DEGREES FINALLY
baby doll shoes brennan lee mulligan spiritually gripping a coffee cup outdoors with his eyes closed mid profound inhale, with the text "girl who is going to be okay"
010
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
baby's first photo mode (PS4) #cyberpunk2077
johnny silverhand leans against a vending machine at clouds. i blew all the neon lighting the fuck out, things are a little crooked, you can see an open dolls room behind him, all in the circle filterearly days V, femme, emerald hair, the dumbest little samurai pants you ever did see, arms folded as they stand against the night city skyline and a barricade
100
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Windows has crammed AI commands in the right-click action menu and hidden that setting here btw.
Windows Setting screen (which you can open with window key + i or by searching settings in your tool bar) showing the Apps section, then a subsection Actions. Microsoft Office, Paint, and Photos all have it toggled on. And it is exclusively to get you to do AI bullshit.
000
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The first lore screenshot I took in Cyberpunk 2077 was this shard about Lizzy Wizzy on Dec 17, 2020. I really know what I'm about. #Cyberpunk2077
A screenshot of Cyberpunk 2077. An open shard, the in world digital documents you find littered around Night City. This is a  piece titled, "WHO IS LIZZY WIZZY PRETENDING TO BE?"

Lizzy Wizzy is an artist par excellence. Her work includes award-winning album and concert tours, film appearances as well as (for lack of a better term) conceptual performance art. Her latest artistic obsession features the medium of braindance. In recent interviews, Lizzy has mused about the boundary between our documentation of reality versus our actie shaping of it. Could that mean Lizzy Wizzy plans to scroll her own BD? We can only dream! The chance to live just one day in her chrome skin... Fans would go wild.
110
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
trying to process that an AI job bot replied to this to give me resume advice...
001
give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
it's not even a job
What We’re Building

We're creating the MANSCAPED® Creative Network—a curated freelance talent pool of exceptional creatives we can tap for future projects. This is not a full-time position, but a flexible opportunity to get on our radar. If and when a project aligns with your background, we’ll reach out directly oscar isaac exhausted on therapist couch holding lidless to go coffee in the most dishusting little hoodie you ever did see from that bad movie that talked about olives a lot
100