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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰

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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm honestly stunned lol mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Gays are so nice!
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
About to head out to see The Odyssey!! I've been looking forward to this for MONTHS. I will reply later with my thoughts. *Yes, I've heard the sound mixing at the beginning isn't great and that it's loud AF.
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Dr. Amy Acton @amyactonoh.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Vivek Ramaswamy cannot be trusted to address the opioid epidemic. His own family bodyguard was arrested on drug trafficking charges and caught with enough fentanyl to kill approximately 132,000 Ohioans. www.cleveland.com/news/2026/01...
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Vivek Ramaswamy family bodyguard arrested on drug trafficking charges
Justin Salsburey, a 43-year-old resident of Bellefontaine, Ohio, faces federal drug charges after receiving more than 260 parcels of fentanyl and methamphetamine.
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Wordle cannot be serious.
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Dr. Amy Acton @amyactonoh.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Ohioans deserve leaders who exercise good judgment and who put integrity first. Which is why I find it appalling that Vivek Ramaswamy accepted over $10,000 from Andrew Havas, a man who served jail time following allegations of sexual misconduct involving a minor.
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Luke, Han, and Leia The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Men, Elves, and Dwarves Snap, Crackle, Pop Harry, Ron, and Hermione The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit Lindsey Graham (✅), Mitch McConnell (❓), and Donald Trump (❌) All good things come in 3's
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Julie Andrews: The Hills Are Alive from The Sound Of Music
Alt: Julie Andrews: The Hills Are Alive from The Sound Of Music
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I don't write the rules.
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The FIFA World Peace Prize ain't paying off
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'd like to see him fucking jog
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Regarding Mel Brooks: Blazing Saddles is my favorite movie. I wrote a business college essay on it and got 195/195 points. I even dropped a censored hard "R" in it and my black professor still gave me that perfect score.
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If it takes another 13 years to get GTA 7, the ultimate edition for GTA 6 would cost $7.69/year, or just 64¢/month to play it. And you get god-tier content for the entire lifespan. Just sayin 🤷🏼
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Knicks!! East Coast!!
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I can't believe it took me so many years to find out you can personalize the ads you see on YouTube. IMMEDIATELY turned off ads for gambling. Gtfoh Draft Kings.
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Up-and-comer Marty McFly has backed out of Freedom 250
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Marty Mcfly's Iconic Back To The Future Solo
ALT: Marty Mcfly's Iconic Back To The Future Solo
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I spoke Mandarin to my waiter for the first time tonight and he did a double-take 😭 I is culture 谢谢你,帅哥
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Hey @timheidecker.bsky.social why won't you talk to me bro? I'm a better comedy writer than anyone you got on staff right now. That's true as fuck
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
DYK You can get Afroman's sunglasses at Walmart? www.walmart.com/ip/OWL-Aviat...
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Robot or human?
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Those Trump-Epstein Files have got to be insane
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Waiting for that $1k tariff refund check babyyyy 💰
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
If your kid ever wants to do something really fancy for dinner, just say "The PacoJet is the appliance you need." Then watch them work their ass off for 6 years to make $8k. Store it in your house for safe keeping. Use for training purposes.
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Whenever I say "GOP", I make it sound like I'm gagging and retching. "GAWWHHPPP" 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I know schadenfreude is a word, but we need a new word for enjoying seeing Republicans eat each other alive
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Why did Pusha-T perform at the Grammys if he's in the Epstein Files?
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
50 cent has gotta be the biggest hater out there, and I'm all here for it 🤣
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
No joke, I thought Vince McMahon was gonna appear in the Epstein Files like
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a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a wrestling logo
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a wrestling logo
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
IMDB says that Melania is as INSANE as The Terrifier 🤣 Bro ☠️
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Okay Google, Is it legal to: Stomp Piss Shit Vomit on to another person's grave?
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Andor seems like a really fitting show to watch tonight. Might learn some stuff
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
"I would've nominated Sinners for a 17th time"
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I'm so happy for my KDH ❤️
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I don't understand why rich folk don't just fly to parts of NV, THE hotel in Germany, Amsterdam, Mexico, parts of S. Korea or Japan, where prostitution is legal. There are plenty of legal ways to get your freak on, and you choose the lowest hanging fruit. Idiots thenationaldesk.com/news/enterta...
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'Home Alone' star Daniel Stern charged with soliciting prostitution
“Home Alone” star Daniel Stern is facing some serious legal trouble.On Monday, the actor was charged with soliciting prostitution, according to the Superior Cou
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Please be 69 🥺
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Local pedophile attempts kidnapping a child, only to end up with grown-ass 63 y.o., instead.
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
If we're bombing Venezuela, the Epstein Files must be pretty bad
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I watched Kpop Demon Hunters 2 days ago for the first time, and have been playing the soundtrack on damn-near repeat. Get those Gammy's and Academy Awards!! Holy smokes!!
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
You just know the Smithsonian is gonna get this in the future. Now THAT'S a bet I would take.
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
If you ever see people saying, "I don't want spoilers for Nolan's The Odyssey!", just let them know that the poem was written 2.8 millennia ago.
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Tomorrow is gonna be so lit 😱
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/12/2025
Timeline Of Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau’s Relationship theonion.com/timeline-of-katy-perry…
2019
Perry sees the photos of Trudeau in brownface and can’t help but notice his kind eyes.
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Dinner was fast and great. 12 ravioli (goat cheese and spinach-filled), pork loin and bacon, tossed in a brown butter sauce with garlic salt. Cooking at home isn't hard.
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I really like Pokémon ❤️
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Why has YouTube turned into Ad-simulator 2025?
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Imagine defending a bully, just because they share the same kink as you.
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Ryan Day is the new Woody?!
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Scarlet and Gray, every day! O-H! #GoBuckeyes
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I just want Alabama to lose. By double digits. I'd appreciate the early Christmas present 🎁
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
thenationaldesk.com/news/enterta... My local news station is promoting spousal submission. Cringe mode, ACTIVATE!
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'Bachelor' alum Madi Prewett says being 'a submissive wife' is her 'favorite thing'
"Bachelor" alum Madi Prewett has stated her "favorite thing" is to be "submissive" to her husband, Grant Troutt.
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Is Trump gonna drop a hard-R at some point?
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Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
JD Vance must be creaming his cushions so hard after this photo was taken yesterday.
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