Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm honestly stunned lol mydialect.us/quiz-standar... 000
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 19/07/2026About to head out to see The Odyssey!! I've been looking forward to this for MONTHS. I will reply later with my thoughts. *Yes, I've heard the sound mixing at the beginning isn't great and that it's loud AF. 100
Reposted by Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰Dr. Amy Acton @amyactonoh.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Vivek Ramaswamy cannot be trusted to address the opioid epidemic. His own family bodyguard was arrested on drug trafficking charges and caught with enough fentanyl to kill approximately 132,000 Ohioans. www.cleveland.com/news/2026/01...cleveland.comVivek Ramaswamy family bodyguard arrested on drug trafficking chargesJustin Salsburey, a 43-year-old resident of Bellefontaine, Ohio, faces federal drug charges after receiving more than 260 parcels of fentanyl and methamphetamine. 2813471
Reposted by Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰Dr. Amy Acton @amyactonoh.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Ohioans deserve leaders who exercise good judgment and who put integrity first. Which is why I find it appalling that Vivek Ramaswamy accepted over $10,000 from Andrew Havas, a man who served jail time following allegations of sexual misconduct involving a minor. 108530
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Luke, Han, and Leia The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Men, Elves, and Dwarves Snap, Crackle, Pop Harry, Ron, and Hermione The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit Lindsey Graham (✅), Mitch McConnell (❓), and Donald Trump (❌) All good things come in 3'sstatic.klipy.comJulie Andrews: The Hills Are Alive from The Sound Of MusicAlt: Julie Andrews: The Hills Are Alive from The Sound Of Music 020
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The FIFA World Peace Prize ain't paying off 010
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Regarding Mel Brooks: Blazing Saddles is my favorite movie. I wrote a business college essay on it and got 195/195 points. I even dropped a censored hard "R" in it and my black professor still gave me that perfect score. 000
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 24/06/2026If it takes another 13 years to get GTA 7, the ultimate edition for GTA 6 would cost $7.69/year, or just 64¢/month to play it. And you get god-tier content for the entire lifespan. Just sayin 🤷🏼 000
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I can't believe it took me so many years to find out you can personalize the ads you see on YouTube. IMMEDIATELY turned off ads for gambling. Gtfoh Draft Kings. 000
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Up-and-comer Marty McFly has backed out of Freedom 250static.klipy.comMarty Mcfly's Iconic Back To The Future SoloALT: Marty Mcfly's Iconic Back To The Future Solo 010
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I spoke Mandarin to my waiter for the first time tonight and he did a double-take 😭 I is culture 谢谢你,帅哥 000
Reposted by Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Hey @timheidecker.bsky.social why won't you talk to me bro? I'm a better comedy writer than anyone you got on staff right now. That's true as fuck 11207140
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 21/03/2026DYK You can get Afroman's sunglasses at Walmart? www.walmart.com/ip/OWL-Aviat...walmart.comRobot or human? 000
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Those Trump-Epstein Files have got to be insane 000
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Waiting for that $1k tariff refund check babyyyy 💰 110
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 20/02/2026If your kid ever wants to do something really fancy for dinner, just say "The PacoJet is the appliance you need." Then watch them work their ass off for 6 years to make $8k. Store it in your house for safe keeping. Use for training purposes. 000
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Whenever I say "GOP", I make it sound like I'm gagging and retching. "GAWWHHPPP" 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮 000
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I know schadenfreude is a word, but we need a new word for enjoying seeing Republicans eat each other alive 000
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Why did Pusha-T perform at the Grammys if he's in the Epstein Files? 020
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 01/02/202650 cent has gotta be the biggest hater out there, and I'm all here for it 🤣 000
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 31/01/2026No joke, I thought Vince McMahon was gonna appear in the Epstein Files likemedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a wrestling logoAlt: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a wrestling logo 000
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 31/01/2026IMDB says that Melania is as INSANE as The Terrifier 🤣 Bro ☠️ 000
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Okay Google, Is it legal to: Stomp Piss Shit Vomit on to another person's grave? 000
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Andor seems like a really fitting show to watch tonight. Might learn some stuff 010
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 22/01/2026"I would've nominated Sinners for a 17th time" 020
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I don't understand why rich folk don't just fly to parts of NV, THE hotel in Germany, Amsterdam, Mexico, parts of S. Korea or Japan, where prostitution is legal. There are plenty of legal ways to get your freak on, and you choose the lowest hanging fruit. Idiots thenationaldesk.com/news/enterta...thenationaldesk.com'Home Alone' star Daniel Stern charged with soliciting prostitution“Home Alone” star Daniel Stern is facing some serious legal trouble.On Monday, the actor was charged with soliciting prostitution, according to the Superior Cou 010
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 04/01/2026BREAKING NEWS: Local pedophile attempts kidnapping a child, only to end up with grown-ass 63 y.o., instead. 000
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 03/01/2026If we're bombing Venezuela, the Epstein Files must be pretty bad 010
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I watched Kpop Demon Hunters 2 days ago for the first time, and have been playing the soundtrack on damn-near repeat. Get those Gammy's and Academy Awards!! Holy smokes!! 000
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 23/12/2025You just know the Smithsonian is gonna get this in the future. Now THAT'S a bet I would take. 100
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 22/12/2025If you ever see people saying, "I don't want spoilers for Nolan's The Odyssey!", just let them know that the poem was written 2.8 millennia ago. 000
Reposted by Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰The Onion @theonion.com · 15/12/2025Timeline Of Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau’s Relationship theonion.com/timeline-of-katy-perry… 161231108
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Dinner was fast and great. 12 ravioli (goat cheese and spinach-filled), pork loin and bacon, tossed in a brown butter sauce with garlic salt. Cooking at home isn't hard. 000
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Why has YouTube turned into Ad-simulator 2025? 010
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Imagine defending a bully, just because they share the same kink as you. 010
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Scarlet and Gray, every day! O-H! #GoBuckeyes 000
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I just want Alabama to lose. By double digits. I'd appreciate the early Christmas present 🎁 100
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 05/12/2025thenationaldesk.com/news/enterta... My local news station is promoting spousal submission. Cringe mode, ACTIVATE!thenationaldesk.com'Bachelor' alum Madi Prewett says being 'a submissive wife' is her 'favorite thing'"Bachelor" alum Madi Prewett has stated her "favorite thing" is to be "submissive" to her husband, Grant Troutt. 000
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Is Trump gonna drop a hard-R at some point? 010
Not JimboSlice 🍋#️⃣🍰 @lostbuteasilyfound.bsky.social · 01/12/2025JD Vance must be creaming his cushions so hard after this photo was taken yesterday. 020