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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦

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Award-winning singer/songwriter, hook consultant, freelance voice actor & inconsistent gaming YouTuber • Co-owner of Subvert.fm • New (AI-free) music out now! [he/him] ℹ️ lost.scot 🎵 subvert.fm/lostscot

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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 2m
It's our annual glamping weekend!
A clearing in the woods, with leaves on the ground and a park leading off into the forest. The leaves are changing to autumnal colours and the sky is blue with a few white clouds. On the right side is a pile of firewood and a bench made out of tree trunks.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 22h
...YET
Homer Simpson talking to Bart outdoors, in the famous "yet" meme
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 30/09/2026
Royalties, baybee! 🤣
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 29/09/2026
Let's gooooooooooo! Thanks @redartgames.bsky.social 😀
The box for limited run Switch game Super Bomberman Collection, with a cartoon bomb as the cover artwork. It's in a "Deluxe Edition" plastic wrap.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 29/09/2026
Hey internet, is this weird and funny and cool? I can't decide if I like it or if I just WANT to like it 😀
A photo of a soccer shirt. The main body is bright orange, with a blue and orange tartan on the short sleeves. It's all Irn Bru themed, with their logo and catchphrase (made in Scotland for girders) on the chest.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 27/09/2026
I did the 9 games thing, although it could be different tomorrow. I've been around for so long that 9 isn't enough 😀
A 3xe grid of video game cover art. From top left, they are:
Spy Hunter (1986), Super Mario Kart, Super Mario World, Super Bomberman 2, Half Life 2, Motor City Online, Freespace 2, EverQuest & The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 17/09/2026
Your boy is tired. This track is still a banger, but it has completely broken me.
A close-up of a white man with short spiked, messy hair. He's in a chair, with his eyes closed and his head resting on his fingers.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 16/09/2026
Because procrastination is better than actually working on the song that's driving me crazy, I finally repaired (kind of) a chunk I took out of my Les Paul about 20 years ago. So that's something. Before & after (although the shine makes it hard to photo well):
The bottom of a cherry sunburst Les Paul, viewed from below the volume controls, showing a fingernail-sized chip out of the paint.The underside of the same Les Paul, taken from a different angle, showing the crack mostly filled and covered up. Not quite invisible, but pretty close.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 16/09/2026
I just asked Carl if he wanted to go for a walk. He got crazy excited, jumped off the sofa and ran to his bed (to wait for the leash). The second I attached it, he just laid down and would not move. Now I can't get him to budge at all, but he keeps looking at me and yapping. What even is this dog?
A large golden brown dog (it's Carl!), laying on a fluffy round dog bed. He's staring at the camera with a worried expression.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 15/09/2026
I don't really have a good photo of mine (it was slightly pre-smartphone), so this is the one you get.
The back view of a blue Mazda 323F. It has a small spoiler and a thick reflective bar covering the entire width of the rear end. It's parked in front of a row of garages.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 15/09/2026
It bloody well was! I loved my old 323F (aka Astina aka Lantis)!
A man in a tracksuit is running under an overpass. Behind him, someone is loading the back of a car. It's a 1993-1998 Mazda 323F (aka Lantis).
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 13/09/2026
We were invited to go apple picking today, and I saw my first real praying mantis!
A praying mantis hanging upside down on a fence in front of cars in a grass parking lot.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 13/09/2026
A lot of passive voice in that statement.
A cartoon goose, looking suspicious in the first frame, says "are you going to respect Lilly's pronouns then?"

In the second frame, the goose is angrily chasing a person, shouting "what are her fucking pronouns, Joanne?"
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 11/09/2026
Did you know you can keep this box - and this box ONLY - cold by just adding ice? Since when? What is this witchcraft? Cold ice? I was stunned to learn this. Absolutely shook. What next? Heat by just adding fire? I can't even... This joke has now run its course. Thanks for bearing with me.
A recyclable and biodegradable cooler made of cardboard. Large text across the top says "keep it cold by just adding ice"
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 09/09/2026
You know how into Twitter I was back in the day? They gave me this towel, although I don't even remember why any more. Now what am I supposed to do with it?
A beach towel sitting on a wooden floor. The towel is covered by the old Twitter bird logo.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 06/09/2026
I just finished "Encampment" by Maggie Helwig and even though I already knew some of the details, reading about the way the city (Toronto) treated these people gave me a lot of new perspective. It's abhorrent.
The cover of the Encampment book by Maggie Helwig, showing a couple of ramshackle tents in colour, and a church bidden by stylised shading in the background. The subtitle is "Resistance, grace, and an unhoused community"
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 05/09/2026
I'm getting better!
The same image as the OP, but with 65 rooms cleared this time. The witness statement is "The Corridor begrudgingly updates your file."

64 rooms cleared. 64 personal best.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 05/09/2026
I'm really digging #MindTheDoor so far. I'm not good at picking up the clues, but I'm also enjoying the failure 😀
A screenshot of my Mind The Door stats. A giant 13 in the middle has a "new record" stamp over it. Under it reads Witness statement - the corridor 
 "New record. Enjoy it while it lasts."

12 rooms cleared. 12 personal best.

File your own incident - MindTheDoor.app
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 04/09/2026
Okay, I did the dialect quiz thing and while obviously it's wrong, it makes sense that it matched me with the most Celtic part of the US 😀
A heat map of the US, with dark blue spots in the south, yellows toward the west, and a big dark red section in New England.

The key is blue is less like me and red is more.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 03/09/2026
We're at a friend's cottage today and Carl (despite his sore leg) is back to living his best life! #ItsCarl
A large, golden brown dog (it's Carl!) laying on sa d with his paws splayed out and a happy face, looking at the camera.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 02/09/2026
This is fine 😐👍
5 severe weather alerts.

Yellow warning - severe thunderstorm
Squall warning 
Tornado watch 
Orange watch - severe thunderstorm
Red warning - severe thunderstorm
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 02/09/2026
An edit of the old "meth - not even once" campaign, but the word "meth" has been replaced with "Harry Potter"
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 02/09/2026
My Apple Maps is still showing the correct spelling of Lake Ontario. Although given that the text is entirely on our side, I'm wondering if the Canadian version was left alone to avoid an international incident 😀
A screenshot of Apple Maps, zoomed way out so both sides of the border are visible. In the middle of the lake ((although on the Canadian side) is the text "Lake Ontario"
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 01/09/2026
I'm burning my first ever Bluray disc! Been a long time since I dealt with any physical media outside of my old band's CDs, so that's fun 😀 Capping at 2.5x write speed(although it's at 2 9x now) seems odd, but it's not a fancy setup 😅
A screenshot of an app with a disc on the left side that's filling from the middle outward. It said it has writt1.47GB of 19.71GB (7%). Stats follow.

LBA: 773.2K
Total: 10.33M
Speed: 2.5x
Done: 7%
Inner data area (n=~27nm)
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 28/08/2026
Look, the photos might be shit, but at least we can see this one!
A low quality photo of a full moon maybe 2/3 covered by shadow.A low quality photo of a  mostly eclipsed moon.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 27/08/2026
Looks like MapQuest already changed Lake Ontario to a more accurate name.
A map of Lake Ontario but labelled Lake Oldpedo.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 26/08/2026
Obi Wan Kenobi and Han Solo inside a spaceship, looking intently past the camera. Han looks confused and Obi looks worried.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 20/08/2026
Actually I just crushed three full takes so I don't think we've got anything to worry about 😁 Here's your very heavily cropped video frame just to keep things interesting. The video will be significantly better qua... I've said too much 👀
A white man with short messy hair is standing in front of a microphone, looking off to the side. He's wearing a t-shirt with the word "human" across the chest, each letter coloured with a different LGBTQ+ flag.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 20/08/2026
Wait, what?
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 19/08/2026
Sure, Jan.
A two colour pie chart, titled "Did this happen?". About 80% is blue with the label "No". The rest is yellow with the label "No but in yellow"
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 19/08/2026
I picked up my new guitar stand today and it's way better than having 4 individual stands fighting for space 😀 Please ignore the cables, I live in a rats nest.
A guitar rack with 4 guitars (with space for a 5th) in the corner of a room. A Telecaster is at the front, a Les Paul behind it, a Yamaha electro-acoustic age that and a bass at the back.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 17/08/2026
What a very useful piece of information. I don't think I could have figured it out on my own.
A cropped website screenshot. It reads:

"Non-renewing subscriptions do not automatically renew.

Learn about our auto-renewing subscriptions"
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 16/08/2026
If you see this post a knight #minis #minipainting #Warhammer #DnD #HeroQuest #Nerdlings
From a game of Warhammer 40k Kill Team. A Grey Knight standing on top of a platform in a futuristic base or spaceship, holding a power sword. He's at the top of a ladder with another behind him. In the background are stairs and short walls.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 15/08/2026
I didn't think I'd need this one quite so much, but here we are.
Now that's what I call dystopian
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 14/08/2026
Someone went to the library yesterday. Me. It was me. I went to the- I enjoyed my last @scalzi.com book so much I had to grab this one the second I read the blurb.😀
The novel "When the Moon Hits your Eye" by John Scalzi, showing an astronaut standing on the moon, except the moon is cheese.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 14/08/2026
I love that all these big brave butch and manly stud men are being looked after by two female-presenting guards.
A screen cap of the OP video, showing the Tates coming down an escalator with their entourage. At the bottom of the escalator, and on the balcony above, are two female-presenting security guards.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 14/08/2026
When you hit rock bottom, you should really stop digging.
Damn that's some shit
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 14/08/2026
Reminds me of this:
Memed scene from the Matrix movie. Neo is lying in a chair saying "I know Photoshop" and Morpheus says "show me". The next image is of the two characters standing in front of a.giant mockup of the Photoshop UI, with an edited image of Keanu's face on a massive bodybuilders body, holding up two lightsabres against a starry background.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 14/08/2026
I know! 😀
An item from your Steam Wishlist has just released!

Rogue Eclipse

Below is the key art, showing a small spaceship flying away from a larger ship that's firing missiles at it.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 14/08/2026
Nooooo! Now how am I going to get my free sol?!
The same message as in the OP, now from a deleted user.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 13/08/2026
I dunno guys, do I? It seems very legit.
A Bluesky DM from someone called pr-eee.bsky.social, asking "Do you want free sol?".
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 13/08/2026
A parody of the Now That's What I Call Music" album cover format. It reads "Now That's What I Call Dystopian"
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 13/08/2026
One of the Warhammer Discords I'm in posted this and I feel attacked 😅
A skeleton lifting weights with an edited caption that reads:

My body is a machine that turns [unpainted plastic] into [more unpainted plastic]
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 12/08/2026
I need to to shave, so I can't be chic right now 😀
A white man with short spiked hair, wearing a t-shirt and showing his arm to the camera. On the back of his arm is a Dexcom sensor.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 12/08/2026
I totally forgot I made one of these that seems kind of appropriate for this situation.
A meme based on the classic "Now That's What I Call Music" album covers, that says "Now hold up, Jesus Fucking Christ Son"
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 09/08/2026
Here's the Minecraft-style preview version of the new song's artwork 😀
A 5x5 pixel grid, showing different shades of browns and golds.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 07/08/2026
Top tip: Don't sleep on Backlot Stunt Coaster. There's hardly ever a line.
The sign for Backlot Stunt Coaster, a car chase themed ride. The sign has a modern Mini on it.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 07/08/2026
Oh yeah, we're at Canada's Wonderland today 😀
The view of a couple of rollercoaster loops (The Bat) among trees.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 05/08/2026
My wife got me Foo Fighters tickets for my birthday and it finally happened tonight. I’ve never seen them love before and holy shit that was an amazing show.
A large screen beside a stage, showing Dave Grohl playing guitar.
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lost.scot · 04/08/2026
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