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bored loser @loserbored.com · 30/06/2026
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 10/06/2026
The DOW crossed 50,000 today! No followup questions.
The DOW under Fifty Thou
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 16/05/2026
Our Total Military Victory drags on 76 days so Iran halts the nuclear Trump allowed by pulling out of JCPOA. American families each foot almost a $1,000 bill for Iran War I & now IWII: Hormuz Hagallah, counting only jacked gas $ vs just before the war and DOW (Dept of War) bucks. Still worth it?
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 15/05/2026
DOW hit 50 thou yet? So close... When it does, that's 9% annual return or less, the longer it takes. Not too long ago he called Biden's 16% a 'failing economy'. But hey, he got President, what does anyone who voted for him matter now? I call that 'smart'.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 05/05/2026
80 days in, retail gas customers alone have spent an extra $45Bn at the pump, $300 per household. Gas is almost $1.50 more than it was when he took office and promised to lower it, $1.00 more than Biden's 4-year average. Romney was right, god bless him, just about the wrong guy.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 30/04/2026
Absolutely brilliant: Tariffs cost Americans ~2k/family this past year, yet still covered only 2% more of one year's fed budget. Now - the companies get your refund because the Guy didn't bother to pass them legally through Congress. Please, please keep voting this way. It's hilarious, if tragic.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 30/04/2026
Coffee still costs 40% more - 10¢ more per cup even at home. But cut each cup with 2 raw eggs, you can break even to 2024 prices (just ignore the past year when you paid 200% more per dozen). I call it Salmonella Blend and it's gonna be huge.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 29/04/2026
For a guy who said cheating on taxes was smart, he sure does make a great taxman: You have paid an extra $89 Billion at the pump because of his War, which now killed almost 10k people and wounded 44k - I'm sure not a single one will hold a grudge, after He makes a deal that barely matches Obama's.
Trump's loser war loses bigly, because he's a loser.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 25/04/2026
This admin has really raised the bar for any after - whether it's DOGE savings or deportations, all it takes is less than 1% of your promise to say you've won.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 24/04/2026
With math whiz and dead penis expert RFK Jr. equivocating on stats: measles haven't been this bad since outbreaks under Bush (Poppy not Dubya), with only a few hundred cases/year since, now at 4k for this administration, almost 1,800 in this year alone. #MAHA
Biden saw 500 measles cases in his entire term, Trump has had 4,000 in just the past year. Why aren't those parents thanking RFK Jr?
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 23/04/2026
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 15/04/2026
A year after the smartest tariffist in the world pulled all his punches and made exactly zero impact to the Trade Deficit, you all still got to pay the bill with higher prices. Say 'thank you', I guess?
Trade Deficit is Still YUGE - Only 0.3% change for tariff pain & you keep paying the bill
Sure, higher prices are our Patriotic Duty, but where's the bang for our bucks?
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 14/04/2026
U.S. Allies, standing, and USAID were the real walls protecting America and we tore them down, but let's not forget how little of the actual wall he built:
Only 4% new wall under Trump, none of it paid for by Mexico, vs 650 miles built by Obama, 8x more.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 11/04/2026
I have to admit MAGA really did a great job Owning the Libs™ who now pay 5% more for everything on top of the inflation in Biden's term. Libs are paying through the nose for their avocado lattes (+40%), farm-to-table hamberders (+20%), and artisanal single-source gasoline (+30%). What suckers!
Price of Everything - "On DAY ONE, we will END inflation, bring down the prices of ALL GOODS" yet added 5% this term vs. 2020.
There's this word - "groceries" - like nobody's ever heard before.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 09/04/2026
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 08/04/2026
With the absolutely pathetic overall job growth numbers over the past year, cut the guy some slack, ehkay? Real American Jobs for Real American Men in manufacturing... lost 82,000 in this term so far.
Manufacturing Jobs - Biden created 531k
Trump lost 192k in Term One + another 82k through Q1 2026
Trump killed Real American Jobs again? Just learn to Vibecode.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 08/04/2026
Congratulations @pamblondi! The DOW (Dead or Wounded) is 48,500 in daddy's little excursion, 500+ Americans injured & 13 killed, $100 Billion in the hole & costing you daily at the pump which is the only thing we once cared about. Oh and a shit deal served on shitbread, with a side of shit.
Tens of thousands dead, a hundred billion spent and you'll continue to pay at the pump, all for it to end with Trump folding for less than we had before the war, and a lot less than we had with Obama's JCPOA: From I WILL END YOU to... heyyyy bestie, listen just go ahead and keep your regime and uranium and your new toll on the straight, but, um... could I get a piece of that action?
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 07/04/2026
Sure gas is up 40% and he's promised to end a civilization tonight, but let's not forget the number he's done on jobs - so far only 2% of the last guy, and only 4% vs. the same point in Biden's term.
Biden created 16 Million jobs, Trump at 116k in Year One + just 205k more in Q1 2026. TWO PERCENT of Sleepy Joe? Be best!
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 04/04/2026
Went for a burger with a friend - it costs 20% more. Said 'I'll just come over,' but gas is over 30% more. He said 'screw it, let's just grab a coffee,' but that's 40% more. Just kidding, I don't have a friend.
Chuck Wagon
Hamberder costs 20% more one year after his Big Promise.
You're a true Royal with Cheese, Mr. (Liver)Burger King, Sir.Gas Prices - $3.00 Biden gas was too damn high
Low, low Trump price of... $4.09? +37%!
"I did this!" - Trump. Thank God my truck runs on eggs.Black Gold - Coffee costs 40% more - $9.46 a pound!
When you're a Starbucks they let you do it.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 03/04/2026
With the Trump-Iran War, I'm starting to think that Nobel might be beyond the grasp of those majestic, not-stubby fingers.
Nobel Peace Prizes:
Zero Won - can't just take it from a Real Winner like you did that Purple Heart. Just copy Obama - Yes You Can.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 02/04/2026
After the NBC measles article, to put it in perspective -
Measley Kids - Biden: 500 cases in 4 years vs. Trump: 4,000 cases in 1 year.  Are you sure you've taken your beef tallow, raw milk, and bear penis?
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 02/04/2026
16 monuments to the very humble and very secure President planned or underway - if nothing else, the man does have a knack for slapping his name on things.
Monuments to His Magasty
There is no Statue of Limitations for our Greatest King.
How best to glorify Him than to smear His Name on all of Creation?
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 01/04/2026
Echoing the excellent work of @mapresearch.bsky.social
Bathroom bills criminalize trans Americans in 21 states. And Jesus said, "Forgive us our trespasses, as we punish those just trying to use the toilet."
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 31/03/2026
Gas hits $4.00 and we all know whose fault this is. www.cbsnews.com/news/mitt-ro...
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 27/03/2026
Amazing too because fentanyl deaths tripled in Trump's first term while Biden cut peak deaths in half. This man's been graded on a curve so bent it's a circle, for his entire life.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 25/03/2026
Not only has the war-not-war cost the military more than $30 Billion, but it has cost Americans over $30 Billion at the pump just this month. When this is all over, all this will be worth it to have the deal Obama sealed 10 years ago.
An accounting of the Iran war cost to date: >250 wounded americans, some dead, 36,000 people wounded or killed in the Middle East. More than $60 Billion cost, half of it at the gas pump.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 20/03/2026
Dear God we're almost down to 0% growth in the past year for the 60% of Americans who have 401k/retirement investments. Who knew owning the libs would be so expensive?
Biden's market gained 42% over 4 years, and Trump called it 'failing'.
His is approaching zero growth in more than a year. There are always 'reasons' (entirely of his own making) but come on. Hope folks aren't close to retirement.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 19/03/2026
Every once in a while, I like to take a break from the new daily horrors to visit with one of the old ones.
The King of Debt - Trump promised "I'll eliminate the Debt in 8 years" but added $10tn so far. Just 3 years and $39 trillion left, or break another bullshit promise.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 19/03/2026
And was at 44k when Biden left office. 50k is only 13% higher, so who is he talking about that said it would take 4 years? If Biden's economy was failing by those standards, what is this?
Infographic showing the DOW increased 42% under Biden, only 5% so far under Trump.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 17/03/2026
Started a war based on feelings, and it will end, apparently, when He feels it. Maybe he lost his "personal Vietnam" to syphilis, and now we all get a 'Nam of our own.
Visual catalog of the mindless carnage of the Iran War - 15 americans dead, 200 wounded, thousands of Iranians dead and tens of thousands wounded, many conflicting reasons given, many fumbles and self-owns, and we pay the price in every way, now and for years to come. For what?
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 15/03/2026
This many:
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 03/03/2026
Attorney General Bondi wants to know why we're talking about the DOW dropping to 50... 49... 48,000 when we should be talking about gas prices.
Gas Prices
$3.00 Biden gas is too dang high vs. low, low Trump price of... $3.00?
Thank God my truck runs on eggs.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 28/02/2026
How can he End All Wars on Day One as promised if he doesn't start All Wars? It's basic logic, you peacenik.
On Day One - you promised!
What's The Deal? Real Wars are easy to win - not even counting his many Wars on American Cities.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 26/02/2026
Tariffs will need to tax Americans 20x higher than they did in 2025 to replace Income and Payroll taxes. 30x to cover his 2025 Deficit. Wharton Prof Bill Kelly called him 'The dumbest goddamn student I ever had.' I wonder why?
Sales Tariffs Collected a whopping +2% of the Federal Budget  vs. Biden in 2024.
You pay the chaos bill with higher prices & lower profits - and still never fill the hole.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 26/02/2026
All this pain and cruelty in our name and on our dime, and yet...
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 25/02/2026
The President jacked beef prices up 20% in one year to force you boys to eat more soy because he's secretly a PETAphile. Many people are saying it.
Hamberders cost 20% more just one year after his Big Promise.
You're a true Royal with Cheese, Mr. Burger King, Sir.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 24/02/2026
All that self-inflicted pain and yet...
Barely 0.5% of 2 Trillion promised
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 23/02/2026
Who needs the Constitution when we have the MAGA Carta? I pledge allegiance to the Trump, of the Confederate States of Trumpmerica.
What Constitution?
Most Articles and half the Bill of Rights violated in just one year.
Relax! We got the Maga Carta: I Pledge Allegiance to the Trump...
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 23/02/2026
5̶0̶,̶0̶0̶0̶ ... 4̶9̶,̶5̶0̶0̶... 4̶9̶,̶0̶0̶0̶... 48,800... The DOJ has been renamed the DOW.
Pam Bondi is very upset congress keeps asking about her department's pursuit of justice. If they release files and continue the Epstein case they shut down when they got into office, the DOW might drop? Great closing argument, or should I say... How DARE YOU?
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 23/02/2026
'Day One' Daddy LOST 83k Manufacturing jobs in Year One and 192k in Term One. Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore, Mr. President, it’s too much.
Biden created 531k Manufacturing Jobs vs. Trump LOST 83k in Year One and 192k in Term One. Trump killed Real American Jobs again? Just learn to Vibecode.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 20/02/2026
A year of the now-dead tariffs fleeced Americans of a few hundred billion, killing alliances & chasing away trade partners. Was it was worth it for just 2% of the Federal Budget? Even a partial refund will never cover your out of pocket. But hey, that's business, suckers.
Sales Tax Tariffs Collected - A whopping +2% of the Federal Budget collected vs. Biden in 2024. You pay the chaos bill with higher prices & lower profits - and still never fill the hole.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 20/02/2026
FIFTY ... err FORTY NINE THOUSAND
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 15/02/2026
Sure, ICE Camps cost 254% more this year, but have you seen the price of coffee lately?
$4 Billion budgeted for Concentration Camps in 2026, with an additional $10 Billion per year added for "Baby Jail", mass holding pens, and other Human Processing Facilities. It's a steep price to pay to make my coffee cost... wait... 38% more in one year!? When you're a Starbucks they let you do it.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 12/02/2026
After one year of the 'Greatest Economy Ever' we see ONE PERCENT of the job growth of the last guy. Is there anything more pathetic than failing worse than the man you called a failure? There's always tomorrow, I guess.
Biden created 16 Million vs. Trump at 181k in Year One. That's just one percent of Sleepy Joe. Could he be more pathetic? Yes, yes he can.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 12/02/2026
"Fifty Thousand Dowllars" is a pathetic 10% one year in. Biden got 16% in just his last year (failing numbers per King Trump). Didn't they teach you Econ in Law School?
The Dow under Biden increased 42% vs. Trump 10% one year after inauguration. If Biden's economy was 'failing' then what is this? Trump needs 63% just this term to catch up to Obama's lead. But I guess saying makes it so.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 10/02/2026
How best to glorify Him than to smear His Name on all of Creation?
Monuments to His Magasty: There is no Statue of Limitations for our Greatest King. How best to glorify Him than to smear His Name on all of Creation?
Big Beautiful Ballroom, Trump Kennedy Center, Trump FIFA World Peace Prize, Second-hand Machado Peace Price - hope it was worth it!, The ALL NEW Trump Kennedy Center, Trump Penn Trump Station, The McD.C. Golden Arc de Trump, Mount Trumpmore (Now a Congressional Bill!), Trump Gordie Howe Bridge to Canada? Many people are saying it!
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 02/02/2026
Our Dear President & Chairman's armed troops Occupy Main Street in American cities for just over 365 days - a true achomlishment, sir.
368 days of occupation across LA, Chicago, DC, and Minneapolis, and counting. Half a billion dollars in cost. Said our President: “A lot of people say... I’d rather have a dictator." - on 8/26/25 and again on 1/21/26, but I'm sure he's speaking metaphorically.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 13/11/2025
I'm not misunderremembering, it was always "Epstain"
Epstein Long-Form Lists Released: Where You Go 1 You Go All - to Epstein Island... Never heard of him. Can we talk about something else?
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 11/11/2025
Thank you for your service Mister President! REAL America salutes you!
President Trump salutes DPRK General while love-letter boy Kim Jong Un watches with a look that can only be described as 'uhh..wha?'. Simpler times, simpler times.
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 09/11/2025
If you're not a Tariffist, you're probably a Terrorist. loserbored.com#Tariffs
Sales Tariffs Collected - A whopping 1% more of the Federal Budget vs. Biden's 2%. You pay the chaos bill with higher prices & lower profits - and still never fill the hole.
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