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Lorelei

@loreleif.bsky.social
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Middle-aged geek. Queer as fuck. Jewish. Into music, sf/f/horror, and all things Arthurian. Overeducated. Will fight bigots. She/they.

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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy birthday!
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So is the Arthurian lore, which is hysterical!
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My Arthurian Lit class watched it after our final. We could not get over "how is he having sex in his armour? *WHY* is he having sex in his armour??"
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay, those cats are freaking adorable.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yay for cats! Best of luck on the labs!
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Woke up and went, “Uuuuugh, I dunwanna spend an hour on my makeup!”
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, absolutely! And just that opening, with "Bela Lugosi's Dead" and the intercut dancing and sex and killing? *chef's kiss*
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
While I'm a fan of The Hunger, I don't know that I'd call it an American film, given the director was English and two of the stars were English and French.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yay for more of this! I adore it.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pretty!
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, I stopped after that one. LOL I would have stopped during, but I’m a completionist.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
static.klipy.com
Near Dark: Bill Paxton's Finger-Licking Good
Alt: Near Dark: Bill Paxton as Severen says it's Finger-Licking Good
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There are many worse people to be!
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I read Watership Down in 7th grade and loved it. So I looked up the author’s other books and read Maia. Hoo boy.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now I’m picturing the sulky sword from Ursula’s D&D campaign trying to romance another sword.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah, thank you!
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eh, it depends on how tired I am at any given time and how amusing they are. But yeah, eesh. HDU enjoy something someone else (who probably hasn't read it) hates?
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Story of our lives, honestly.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just got mine! \o/ Now trying to remember if I ordered the audiobook or not, and if so from where.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did you ever report your wieners book to a banning group?
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yayyy! Look what the preorder fairy brought me! (And because I know some people are being very normal about it: haters will be mocked or blocked.)
Astarion by T Kingfisher
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But maybe I want to be shallow!
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me in college: Why do I need to take physics as a premed major? I don't need to know how a microscope works to use one. Me now, in manicure class: *learns all about electricity* Life is determined to make me well-rounded. Sigh.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably not winter.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh dear god. XD (Poor Pat Troughton's memory!)
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OMG I need that shirt.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, bars I used to go to (over on the east coast) always did it, too.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We really need to find a way in sanserif fonts to tell lower-case L from upper-case I. Because I need to know if we're talking about a guy like my Uncle Al or a machine like someone's AI. Actually, both kinda suck, but still.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I tried a harness on my (now oldest) boy a few times. He'd immediately lie down, turn his back to the world, and grumpily go to sleep.
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 24/09/2026
boycottstarbucks.net
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BOYCOTT STARBUCKS
Starbucks is the biggest violator of U.S. labor law in modern history. Join the movement - Boycott Starbucks!
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy to report that if anyone, like me, was missing their PSL, DaVinci's pumpkin spice syrup is awesome! (No, I don't have a local coffee shop. Yes, I adore Sbux. No, I won't go there while the union's requesting a boycott.)
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Flavor Flav!
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
…whose idea was it to give her a pink shirt with nipple spots?
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, okay, you’re sunk. LOL
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was gonna say. “Hwaet, Romeo!”
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oo, okay! I need to finish the first one still.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is this a new version of Control, or just a new game with a similar name?
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ah, well. Who's the character?
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That’s okay, it’s horror. Chances are whoever they are, they’ll die soon.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
By “they”, he means his party, right?
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*HUGS*
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I saw Switchblade Symphony there in...somewhere in the early 90s, I think?
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Aw, no!
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Armageddon Blues, by Daniel Keys Moran. It's absolutely wonderful, and I adore both the characters and the plot.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well, boo! You're finally coming close, and I can't make it that day. Don't suppose you feel like hanging around in Hudson for about, oh...five hours?🥺
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And your neighbors probably appreciate it! (Though personally I think it's cool.)
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Absolutely boggled.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Let me just say for the record that there is a lot more infectious disease training involved in manicuring than I had anticipated! (This is not a bad thing, both because I am a geek and because I like not getting sick.)
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That’s a weird and stupid rule. Sometimes big accounts like small accounts or think they say something interesting. They’re supposed to ignore it?
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
...crap. It supports Apple pencil.
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