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Lorelei

@loreleif.bsky.social
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Middle-aged geek. Queer as fuck. Jewish. Into music, sf/f/horror, and all things Arthurian. Overeducated. Will fight bigots. She/they.

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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
static.klipy.com
Near Dark: Bill Paxton's Finger-Licking Good
Alt: Near Dark: Bill Paxton as Severen says it's Finger-Licking Good
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yayyy! Look what the preorder fairy brought me! (And because I know some people are being very normal about it: haters will be mocked or blocked.)
Astarion by T Kingfisher
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me in college: Why do I need to take physics as a premed major? I don't need to know how a microscope works to use one. Me now, in manicure class: *learns all about electricity* Life is determined to make me well-rounded. Sigh.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We really need to find a way in sanserif fonts to tell lower-case L from upper-case I. Because I need to know if we're talking about a guy like my Uncle Al or a machine like someone's AI. Actually, both kinda suck, but still.
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 24/09/2026
boycottstarbucks.net
boycottstarbucks.net
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS
Starbucks is the biggest violator of U.S. labor law in modern history. Join the movement - Boycott Starbucks!
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy to report that if anyone, like me, was missing their PSL, DaVinci's pumpkin spice syrup is awesome! (No, I don't have a local coffee shop. Yes, I adore Sbux. No, I won't go there while the union's requesting a boycott.)
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Let me just say for the record that there is a lot more infectious disease training involved in manicuring than I had anticipated! (This is not a bad thing, both because I am a geek and because I like not getting sick.)
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In the last week, I've been whinging about my sore arm (got flu and Covid shots; I think it's the Covid arm) and had two different people tell me "that's why I don't get them!" I had to tell both of them it's damn well better than getting sick. Why do people not get that?
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Repoost yf once upon a tyme you were a denizen of a diale-uppe BBS and wyth your entyre soule you remembir the birde-screeche-dissolvinge-ynto-static noyse
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Do a unit in class about the importance of nutrition...stop at McD's on the way home because I was starving.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dear lord, someone get me a job so I can get off of NextDoor before I throttle a neighbor through the screen.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ugh. Looking at apprenticeships too, because hey, I'm not above learning a new trade! About 95% of these "apprenticeships" are "do the whole low-income job but for even less money". They don't teach anything, they just want cheap labor.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Did a skills assessment to see what careers I'd be good at, in case there was something I hadn't considered that I might enjoy. This is my top match. I feel it might be just a *little* optimistic on the salary.
My top job match, "Poets, Lyricists and Creative Writers" (without an Oxford comma, which it hurts me to type), showing annual wages of $76,910.
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Christopher Golden @cgolden.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
With HBO releasing that new trailer, just a reminder that you don't NEED to engage with anything created by someone who uses their wealth to finance the physical, psychological, and emotional torment of trans people. You don't NEED to watch, or read, or buy any of it. Doing so is an ugly choice.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I would like to announce that this is the best thing ever. www.mashandmallow.com
mashandmallow.com
Mash & Mallow | S'mores Whiskey for Campfire Memories
Toasted marshmallow, rich chocolate, and smooth alcohol combine in Mash & Mallow's s'mores whiskey. Bring campfire adventure to every pour.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ugh. Lost the stone on my rook piercing. Replaced it. Lost that one. Tried to replace it, the backing came out. Tried to get it back in, made my ear bleed, never got it back in. I give up; this one is going to close up.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@sluggodoug.bsky.social I won Siouxsie roulette! I’m taking today off! And Monday! And Tuesday! Okay, I got laid off a few weeks ago. But hey, you and Siouxsie made my morning better. (Even if my autocorrect hates Siouxsie.)
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And yet another job posting wants to talk with me and is a complete scam. That makes three. My energy is being sapped by applying to and engaging with these fake postings, and I've had it up to here. Don't these people have anything better to do than kick people when they're down?
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MaNishtana @manishtana.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Shavua tov all! Elul is here, and the High Holidays are just 18 days away! We're raising our 5k goal now to prepare Ohel Eidot CHeMDaT"A for Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur and to support our synagogue's ongoing work. 1/x
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Venmo | Ohel Eidot CHeMDaT"A
Use Venmo to connect with Ohel Eidot CHeMDaT"A (@oecdc) - Ohel Eidot CHeMDaT"A is a traditionalist modern Orthodox synagogue by and for African-American/Caribbean-American Jews.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Today/tonight's low-cost entertainment is an Insidious marathon. These movies are genuinely good! Really enjoying them. Sensible people that I care what happens to, judicious use of jump scares, and genuine creepiness! (Also wow, set design, location scout, music, and photog should all get awards.)
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm applying for manicuring school. It's an accredited post-secondary school, so they have federal regulations to follow. They need a copy of my high school transcript.
static.klipy.com
Cheryl Hickey's 'Seriously?!' Reaction Meme
Alt: Cheryl Hickey's 'Seriously?!' Reaction Meme
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Realized today that one reason I'm coping fairly well with this shit is that while I have a ton of stress about being unemployed...I no longer have stress about my job. That's a pretty big relief, honestly.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Wow, job fairs are tiring! Hot and standing and walking and smiling and oof. Gave out some resumes, got some cards, we'll see if it goes anywhere. One place hires for clinical studies. NGL, that would be pretty damn cool for some interim money.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 12/08/2026
"Thank you for updating to Woman™ 51.0. This release includes important security updates, several unexpected hardware changes, a completely redesigned relationship with alcohol, and expanded support for saying 'absolutely not' without explaining yourself." buff.ly/31NgFok
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Release Notes: Woman™ Version 51.0
“Thank you for updating to Woman™ 51.0. This release includes important security updates, several unexpected hardware changes, a completely redesigned relati...
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Had a video interview for a job today. Two minutes in, surprise! Cat barf. *facepalm* Overall I think it went well, though. I hope. It sounds like a cool place! Crossing my fingers.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@sluggodoug.bsky.social Turned on the radio this morning and the first song was “Avalon”. Guess what I got tattooed yesterday?
A picture of my new tattoo, a bar of music curving around my ear. It’s the line “Avalon” from the song by Roxy Music.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I had already planned vacation yesterday and today and paid for things and made plans, so I have been continuing. Yesterday, Steam Powered Giraffe in Pittsburgh! Today, new tattoo!
A tattoo of music on my ear.Steam Powered Giraffe in concert, showing Zer0, The Spine, and Hatchworth bookended by Walter Robotics employees, with band members behind them.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Does anybody know how to find a lawyer to look over a severance agreement? Preferably not too expensive, since I'm now unemployed.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Thursday would be my 19-year work anniversary. I've been repeatedly told how valuable I am and what a good job I do. I've just had my position eliminated and I'm being let go.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Why am I up? I do not want to be up. I want to be deeply asleep! Come on, brain, cooperate!
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is painful and embarrassing, but I don’t have any choice right now www.gofundme.com/f/help-richa...
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Donate to Help Richard Keep the Lights On and Feed His Cat, organized by Richard Kadrey
This is painful and embarrassing, but I don’t have any choice right … Richard Kadrey needs your support for Help Richard Keep the Lights On and Feed His Cat
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?
A picture from Nightbreed of Boone being accepted.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
"Chevy is called the heartbeat of America for a reason". No, it's not. That's your motto. Nobody else seriously says that.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Because I am in the United States, and the SPEECH Act specifically precludes me from being sued by a bigoted transphobic miserable fascist for calling her a bigoted transphobic miserable fascist. So I can show you this report JKR doesn't want you to be able to read. www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/mafq8...
dropbox.com
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 09/07/2026
Opted out, of course. Mind you, this wouldn't stop someone committed to making "AI" bullshit with my image (either of me or the ones I've taken), but it really is the principle of the thing.
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Wallace @exalclaw.com · 06/07/2026
Has someone done this yet
The black man-white man arms holding meme where one side says “Gamers/Game press at the end of another year of record layoffs,” the other says “Soccer fans/press after watching FIFA corrupt the integrity of their sport yet again,” and in the middle it says in quotes “but the games were good”
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Monster update! gofund.me/305682459 TLDR: He's doing better, but not out of the woods. I'm a mess.
gofund.me
Donate to Healing for Lamont: Help with Vet Bills, organized by L Feldman
Hi, my name is Lorelei. I hate to do this, but my cat Lamont was really sick. He nee… L Feldman needs your support for Healing for Lamont: Help with Vet Bills
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Monster is doing a bit better today. I'm not quite ready to stop panicking yet, but I'm getting there. (And then every time he does something even slightly out of the ordinary, I panic again. Sigh.) How you know you're going to the right place: the vet and two of the techs donated for him <3
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Thank you so much to everyone who's helped out by sharing or donating (or both!) for my Monster. I've got enough to cover the initial vet visit; next is the hospital stay. He's doing okay; his checkup is on Friday, and we'll know more then. Right now he's in his box. He loves his box.
Lamont, a black cat, is in a box. He looks at the camera like, "Are you quite finished, human?"
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My Monster is home! 🎉I would share a pic, but he's under the bed. I hate to do this, but...the bills are excessive. (But what can you do?) gofund.me/5ec65cadf
gofund.me
Donate to Healing for Lamont: Help with Vet Bills, organized by L Feldman
Hi, my name is Lorelei. I hate to do this, but my cat Lamont was really sick. He nee… L Feldman needs your support for Healing for Lamont: Help with Vet Bills
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day to all the moms who had to be both parents!
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Took Monster to the vet on Friday, they ended up sending us to the hospital. He has pancreatitis and his liver values were horribly high. They kept him overnight, and his one value is doing wonderfully, but a couple others are up, so they're keeping him more. His prognosis is good, but
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show nobody remembers but you. This is hard, because slash fans remember *everything*. But probably not many remember this one?
Promo shot of Brimstone, a show that never got enough love. Starring John Glover as the devil, and he was wonderful.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is fun. kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice...
My Bluesky license. It has my icon, name, handle, and a profile generated from the link above.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Meditation: Focus on your breath. Feel your chest move. Me: I would love to, only I lay down and now there is a cat on it.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Happy Bourbon Day to all who celebrate!
A glass of Blade and Bow in my hand. My nails are not done. It’s a tragedy, but I’ll drink to it.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Pride today was really fun! Great to see all kinds and ages of people, and so many! It was lovely. My feet are sore, my shoulders are sunburnt, and I am exhausted.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
It would have been really nice to know ahead of time that antibiotics can fuck with your mood. I've been super anxious all week.
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
So first-person games make me motion sick. If I play while drunk, is that more likely or less likely?
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Lorelei @loreleif.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Tried to go to urgent care, but they were closed. Okay, sinuses, you have until tomorrow to get your damn act together and kill the invaders! Get at it!
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