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Finnegans Wake and Bake

@loreleibloom.bsky.social
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Someone left the Wake out in the rain. Bluesky user since 1999.

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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 21h
There's a lot of way worse shit happening, but hearing people talk like this in earnest makes it all that much harder to bear
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 21h
Might be? Euthanize him immediately.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 21h
We're getting our money's worth with the amoxicillin though.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 21h
You'll never guess who got one dose of the $63 5gm tube of Mirataz and spent all of today eating everything she could get her claws into.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Yes girl go off!
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
*heart eyes*
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Every day, once a day, touch your cat's ear like this:
Mirataz technical illustration
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Moonbeam is neither of those things!
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Dreamed someone used my car to commit a crime and they were like, we can just hide it, I know a guy. So they brought it to the place where outlaw cars hide. I was pretty upset, I still need to use my car! It's a pretty common color/model too. The outlaw cars were like yellow sports cars and hot rods
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Next time a man asks a favor:
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Finished this thing which was going to be a coaster for my desk at work but became kind of a giant patch for a jacket. Going to start a new embroidery project because Freddie is asleep on my lap.
Embroidered fabric on Freddie Purrcury (asleep)
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There are entirely too many dinosaurs in this movie
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'd watch Search Party if I could!
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wow, the arrogance of these men!
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Watching Jurassic Park all the way through for the first time
Life, uh, finds a way into my pants
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
All you need is a shitty wig and you'll have the scariest costume in the state
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh, Bitchstopher Columbitch Day?
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Never stop.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Does Reny's have A/V cables? Preferably the Trisonic brand so I can read their weird nuggets of wisdom. Alternatively: does anyone have A/V cables they want to get rid of?
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh I just took off my jacket and slung it carelessly over my arm and a bunch of stuff fell out of my pockets and I had to pick it up. Oops, I'm so clumsy.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There's something illegal I want to do (plant crocus bulbs in the courtyard at work) and I'm too scared to do it (security cameras everywhere)
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"It should take one to two hours." Wrong! All day.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Today I found out you can break InDesign (specifically the Company scripts, plugins and EasyCatalog) by trying to test out the 2026 version of InDesign (supervised by the IT guy in charge of all the Adobe shit).
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm buying the damn waffle maker tomorrow
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You are the Dorothy Parker of our generation
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Waffles.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Milly Bloom I'm wearing tams you couldn't even dream of
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They should let me have that antique radio cabinet after making me listen to all that shit being thrown in the trailer all day.
Metal trailer full of Richard's shit
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When are they fixing your back?
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wow, rude!
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
POV everyone says you're quite the belle in your new tam and it suits you splendid.
Tam (knit by a coworker) I won at the United Way silent auctionSlurping my tea
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Whatever. I guess it's better than having to call people who returned greasy, smelly, threadbare sheets that ripped.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Home catalog build making me want to scream. Too many items. Price links and exposure report tables have 48 rows and won't fit on the pasteboard. Stop selling these stupid sheets that rip!
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ooh, noisy neighbor twins! Mine are just throwing metal and junk into a metal trailer
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Freddie and her shadow self
A cat looking outside and a shadow cat on the curtain and some asparagus, 16mm film thingy shadow on curtain, but really it's all about the cats.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They should let me shove S san C llins off a cliff every so often
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The combination of being exhausted, flooded with rage hormones and being overdue for a real meal was a little too powerful to be driving home behind one slow ass idiot and then shopping at Hannaford.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dream featuring wolves on my porch. Actually the location was a mashup of my house and my parents' house. There was one on the porch who wanted my attention and I was like uh no buddy you're cool but I don't think you're supposed to be there. Also a bunch of non-wolf content I can't even describe.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Does it taste different from the glass bottle as opposed to the can?
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I went out a little later and it looked more like the moon was spitting out Venus. Cold morning, frost tonight.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Big fuzzy blob tiny fuzzy blob
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You will succeed! And then you must rest.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moon is eating Venus!
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A real gal's bot!
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who amongst us does not like anime and boba
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whispering "mine scheiss hund gniesbert" in the voice of a nihilist whose girlfriend sacrificed her toe every time work stressed me out today
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's ok, they deleted my Julie again
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I may not know any prophets but I do know Candice (the script font).
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Julie! How could you! I thought you were my porno phishing bot!
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If anyone wants the cylindrical cardboard box (barrel?) in the background which held The Company boot nurdles, let me know. I was going to make a cat condo but I just don't have the time any more.
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