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Finnegans Wake and Bake

@loreleibloom.bsky.social
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Someone left the Wake out in the rain. Bluesky user since 1999.

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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 20h
You'll never guess who got one dose of the $63 5gm tube of Mirataz and spent all of today eating everything she could get her claws into.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Every day, once a day, touch your cat's ear like this:
Mirataz technical illustration
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Dreamed someone used my car to commit a crime and they were like, we can just hide it, I know a guy. So they brought it to the place where outlaw cars hide. I was pretty upset, I still need to use my car! It's a pretty common color/model too. The outlaw cars were like yellow sports cars and hot rods
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Finished this thing which was going to be a coaster for my desk at work but became kind of a giant patch for a jacket. Going to start a new embroidery project because Freddie is asleep on my lap.
Embroidered fabric on Freddie Purrcury (asleep)
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Watching Jurassic Park all the way through for the first time
Life, uh, finds a way into my pants
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Does Reny's have A/V cables? Preferably the Trisonic brand so I can read their weird nuggets of wisdom. Alternatively: does anyone have A/V cables they want to get rid of?
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There's something illegal I want to do (plant crocus bulbs in the courtyard at work) and I'm too scared to do it (security cameras everywhere)
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Today I found out you can break InDesign (specifically the Company scripts, plugins and EasyCatalog) by trying to test out the 2026 version of InDesign (supervised by the IT guy in charge of all the Adobe shit).
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They should let me have that antique radio cabinet after making me listen to all that shit being thrown in the trailer all day.
Metal trailer full of Richard's shit
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
POV everyone says you're quite the belle in your new tam and it suits you splendid.
Tam (knit by a coworker) I won at the United Way silent auctionSlurping my tea
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Home catalog build making me want to scream. Too many items. Price links and exposure report tables have 48 rows and won't fit on the pasteboard. Stop selling these stupid sheets that rip!
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Freddie and her shadow self
A cat looking outside and a shadow cat on the curtain and some asparagus, 16mm film thingy shadow on curtain, but really it's all about the cats.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The combination of being exhausted, flooded with rage hormones and being overdue for a real meal was a little too powerful to be driving home behind one slow ass idiot and then shopping at Hannaford.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dream featuring wolves on my porch. Actually the location was a mashup of my house and my parents' house. There was one on the porch who wanted my attention and I was like uh no buddy you're cool but I don't think you're supposed to be there. Also a bunch of non-wolf content I can't even describe.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moon is eating Venus!
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Two thirds of the way to making Movie Cart a reality thanks to Mike!
Movie Cart (tastefully covered with a tablecloth)
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sudden desire to carve up a log with a chisel and not do my homework.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching the roving cluster of chickadees and various other small birds is a delightful treat.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If anyone follows crisisacting (dot) online, slide 5 of the freshly posted batch: there were a lot of these little open front workshops in parts of Cairo.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Organizing a bean supper themed family dinner and my aunt keeps calling it bean dinner.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is definitely not the worst booster weekend, but it is the first time in a very long time the person giving me my shots did not pinch my arm meat hard enough and I felt both needles sliding in and the virus juice being injected and it did make me feel like a kid again (in a bad way).
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sun dog above grocery store parking lot
Sun dog above grocery store parking lot
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The most wannabe cop looking of all the security guards said if my print production position doesn't work out, security is hiring. I told him I can't wear khaki pants. But also wtf, I don't want to check people's bags with a bunch of wannabe cops!
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love craft lunch. Today we were discussing our knives and a lady asked me what type of bed knife I have and I said sword :)
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A glowing crab apple surrounded by rabbits
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone needs to say out loud that if The Company wants to come across as offering authentic, iconic, quality products they need to stop using gen ai images.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Help there's mushrooms in my potted plant will it be ok
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you're stocking up on beans and rice, don't forget the seasonings, condiments, sauces, spices and flavors.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can finally talk about the coffee sweater and folks, it is VIVID
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dreamed I was working on catalog spreads and they wouldn't work right. Then someone gave me a rather large, flat, rounded piece of obsidian which had green/teal shimmer and glowing flecks (never seen obsidian with these flecks), it gave me a feeling of wonder, calm and connection to something deeper
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This cool, rainy weather makes me incredibly glad I'm not growing weed this year
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Holy shit I can just buy a waffle maker, they're not that expensive
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Golden velvet couch which glows in the sun, spiraling spruce tip, brown hooded owlet caterpillar, assorted thorns for you:
Throwing it awaySpiral needlesPic is shit, sorry!I have so many of these. Great for a home made cloak pin or other uses!
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dreamed I watched someone get a stick and poke on the back of their hand and it was going pretty badly for them. Someone else offered me a tattoo and at first I was interested (I want a tattoo) but then I saw their sketchbook and flash. Everything felt pretty collapse-of-society.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ugh, why can't I take textile and fashion classes instead
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Random man in the fitness center bleating Good Morning like a goat to be heard over Pet Shop Boys "It's a Sin (extended remix)" on my ipod l. sir nothing you have to say will ever be worth distracting me from walking to the locker room with an earful of gay music
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Imagine how good it would feel to touch that
Fuuuuuuck yeah babyPink version
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Idk why it's sideways
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Forgive me if I'm not jumping up and down with excitement to take a corporate ai learning module, it's just that ai has been marketed as a tool for dumb idiots with no creativity to make ugly, soul-less "content" as a front for mass surveillance while data centers poison marginalized communities.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Convinced the other two people on my team keep our workload to a minimum (unless there's like six catalogs needing to be worked on) so they can do their tasks for the day and then get stuff done around the house.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Flagship opening event for employees and retirees ruined by customers. New store is ok I guess. Saw fish and a bunny. Went because I thought the gift bag would be stuff I could give my little nephew, but instead I have a generic company branded beer cozy and ten of these weird coupons:
BunnyFishShitty coupon
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hot Maine babes do it early and often absenteeballotrequest.sos.maine.gov/AbsenteeBall...
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Intense dream about having to flee. Haven't had one in years. Trying to get all my documents together, decide what to take. Had to pack a bag and take my cats and a bag for my cats. Was planning on sneaking back though.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Waking up fully exhausted after being clawed by Fairouz for hours while trying to make sense of a dream in which jerk face left a lengthy voice memo which didn't actually say anything but I skipped through it looking for something resembling an apology for being rude. Obviously didn't find one.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Found the D&D nerds at work yesterday
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Everyone cool: it's jean jacket season 😎 Me:
Scrungy army surplus jacket
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Had to show security my panties today and it wasn't even one of my favorite security guards.
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Desk wall with the world's worst picture frames ok listen I'm a cheap bitch and I don't want my vintage dry transfer letters to get dusty
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I read online that you can re-do your thick jelly to make it spreadable. Hope it works, otherwise I wasted 8 lids and several hours.
HAWTHORN JAM -- THICC
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Finnegans Wake and Bake @loreleibloom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
She calls you HNYMFFN??
She calls you HNYMFFN and I can't call you a dumbass who needs to pay attention to driving 'cause you got in the wrong lane and now you're blocking traffic instead of going straight and taking a left at the next light, it goes to the same street?
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