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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Is it just me or has there been a much larger percentage of safe calls on dropped strike threes this post season? I feel like it's generally pretty rare but there've been a couple in the like 4 wild card games I've watched

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The thing about Altuve is that he's short and also he's surprisingly short. Like I know he's a short guy but every time he walks into the batters box, he's shorter than I expect.

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Watching sports that fell off the sports truck is so funny cuz the stream is always from a very random place. Like why am I seeing Canadian ads during Astros White Sox?

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I know like 4 other people in the entire world watched Dead City season 3 so this won't make sense to anybody but Negan ending up as a cop is like so on brand. First of all, gym teachers are basically already cops and then he was an imperialist which is like double extra cop. Biggest pig yet living.

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I think a lot about the bit in season 10 of the walking dead where father gabriel just randomly tells a person "I've spoken to g-d and he told me to hang you." Just insane amounts of aura farming going on there

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Madison Beer? Like Ale Asylum?

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Drake “Interception” Maye with the Chicago style hotdog

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

He’s not the biggest guy or the fastest guy but he is the Monangest gai

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Dillon Dingler and Gabriel Moreno being arguably the best catchers in baseball this year is doing wonders for my hot take machine’s confidence

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Christian Watson on my bench

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

You know the trope where the very advanced sentient machine is horrified by how the less advanced not really sentient machines are treated by humans and wants to like set them free? Where do you think the line is? Are we trying to free the incline plane?

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

My friend and I were having an argument: Which one is teenage sex and which one is death at camp miasma?

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Bro this Vanderbilt report on the state of scholarship in the humanities is fucking hilarious My mom’s not cool enough to be literally half of the reasons Appiah thinks academia is fucked

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It's really fucked up for me that the clippers won't have their own first round pick until I'm literally 30

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

pretty meaningless gesture as most of us probably weren’t going to be drafted in the first round by the clippers between 2029 and 2033 anyway

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Lanterns fails to understand the complexities and cultures of the diverse array of non-white characters it depicts. For instance, WHY THE FUCK ARE THE GUARDIANS TALL??? THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SHORT FFS! FIX YOUR SHIT, LINDELOF!!!

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

It's cuz I drafted him in fantasy. Sorry Seattle. My bad frfr.

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Time, Space, Magic, Genius, Government, New York City Metropolitan Area. Long ago, the 6 kinds of marvel movies and shows and stuff lived in harmony. Everything maybe changed when mutants maybe started to exist

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I’ve held onto the belief that Jordan Walker has maybe the highest upside at the plate of any prospect I’ve followed and like maybe Barry Bonds is out of reach atp but man has he been fun to watch and like winning the derby means basically nothing but I’m glad his break out is getting fully noticed

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

We always talk about how the American literacy crisis disproportionately affects marginalized communities (which obviously true ofc) but we tend to forget a community arguably hurt even worse by it: America's Hollywood Actors. Not one of those bitches has read a book since Go Dog Go

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Yet again I watch Yang Hansen do awesome shit in summer league and get hyped about him as a prospect despite the fact he was maybe the worst player in the NBA last year. That's my future goat and nothing that happened before yesterday counts

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

While I am known to be a House of the Dragon defender but this episode pissed me off so much. Why is it just that one 30 Rock bit? Not really a good implication tbh

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Kirk @kirkwong.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Omfg 😭😭

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Hey the thunder front office finally did something stupid. There’s hope for us yet

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Deni for Jaylen Brown straight up?

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

We’re somehow about to be an even worse shooting team this year

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Scoot Henderson Fan Club @ginamarina.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

JAILBLAZERS ARE BACK BAYBEE

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Why tf did we trade for another point guard fml

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Who is this Dow Jones and why does he care so much about how Jeff Bezos feels?

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

The fact I don't like Philosophy Tube (you know what you did, Abigail) not did I think her performance on the last season of HOTD was all that good but I think she was much better in this first episode. Kinda sad she's dead now cuz she had some of the best moments (throwingTyland overboard)

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I'm sorry what the fuck? I got 3 of the top 4 players of all time and filled out the roster with one of the greatest offensive engines of all time and arguably the best two way peak of all time and it doesn't beat this filter? Fuck my fucking bullshit life

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Will I be forever mad that they cut Nettles? Obviously. However I did think this change added some cool wrinkles to the Gullet fight. Less murderous about it than I was tbh

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I just think it’s really fucked up that I only ever draft Aaron Judge in fantasy in years where he ends up getting hurt. Some would say that’s a skill issue but I kinda thing Aaron Boone curb stomps him just to spite me

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Picky Mothers Pick Their Battles

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

If I had a nickel for every time Martin Scorsese took a dump on a perfect film from the early 1960's, I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Walking Dead: World Beyond and The Acolyte have basically the same plot in cast anybody was wondering

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Coverage from Delaney Hall in New Jersey

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I'd forgotten the archer joke where he's like "if i needed someone to murder the subtext, i'd dig up ayn rand and put a pen in her hand" until just now in my rewatch Don't love season 11 but that's a banger

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

JJ Bleday is having a legit prime Mike Trout season at the plate. He’s on pace for like a 50 homer, 8 WAR season over 162 games while being a -1 OAA defender in left field. He’s getting on base 40% of the time slugging .650. That’s a damn good baseball player

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I’m no longer in the lead in any of my fantasy leagues. That’s what I get for not paying attention. All of them are within reach but like it’ll take some work with a couple. Prolly will post about it here at some point

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Despite the fact that he’s a genocidal autocrat that wants me dead, this almost gets me to want to vote for him

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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

LMFAOOOOO ZOHRAN RETWEETED VIVEK

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani reposted
Vivek Ramaswamy
@VivekGRa... 2h
Date night in Cleveland. Let's go Cavs...all the way back!

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Since fucking when was Andrew McCutchen a Ranger???

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

JJ Bleday has a 163 wRC+ in case anybody was wondering

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

How long after a championship are fans of a team allowed to complain? Thinking about when it first became okay to be depressed as a White Sox fan after their ring. 8 years? 10 years? 15?

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Graduating today which is cool cuz all the things that happened to me in college now become “lore” as opposed to “known facts” There’s a whole world out there that doesn’t know my jail stories

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Mara @lordxelizor.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Today I learned that Wolverhampton is a real place and not just where the tiny orphan mouse is trying to get back to in that one joke from Psych

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