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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep

@lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social
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The most metal D&D villain of them all. You may now headbang. Parody account. Posts will be mostly in character as Ravenloft's wacky neighbor but I'll share music and stuff and sometimes I review monsters from the Ravenloft RPG.

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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If you don't buy the Ravenloft book when it comes out I swear I'll take my helmet off (J/K gonna do it anyway)
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
If you're wondering where i've been I've been sitting on my throne contemplating my wretched existence I ruined my own life But if you say that and i hear it ill feed you to my werebadger and leave your scraps to these HORRIBLE, NAGGING BANSHEES
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
*grin* i cant not Did you feel that it insisted upon itself?
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Got those "ancient evil caveman scourge of humanity" vibes for sure
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
@jamesgunn.bsky.social My dude if you ever get around to Vandal Savage his sig song's got to be Motorhead's cover of "Sympathy for the Devil" youtu.be/SMR27gJgbCI?...
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Sympathy For The Devil
YouTube video by Motörhead - Topic
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
BONK!
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
"I don't know what it is, but I know what it *isn't*." - Madame Razz
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I love #timdrake 's new costume in #batman (2025) and it's always good to see him kicking butt... But, and pardon my language, #mattfraction just put the dumbest fucking cop in the history of fiction onto the page. WTF. That was so stupid it stretched credibility. #dccomics #robin #vandalsavage
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Hocuscadabara!
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Isn't the job of an editor to read something and say 'Hey this thing you're writing is bad, we shouldn't publish this, try again' *Looks at Marvel and DC* Seriously guys you've set the nihilism and gore to like an 11 and it should be at a 6, maybe a 7
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
If you see this, post a bad woman you love
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I see they replaced the rubber dragon puppet with a more durable toy. For a second I was confused before the memories came back. I loved this playset.
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
In all seriousness I hate it It's Paradise Lost the Roleplaying Game, and it makes everything else it touches in WoD into itself, regardless of whether or not you want to play it, even worse than Werewolf did. I don't wanna RP John Milton's bible fanfiction
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Hmmmm *puts on his zap ring, takes careful aim*
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
... Well you're not going to do better
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Think about how you would've felt if James Lowder had made you and I do that in Knight of the Black Rose Don't be mean to your characters
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I usually find that having the protagonist and antagonist getting pissed off at one another gives plot a kick in the butt
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
They're trying to avoid angering fundamentalists. Also shows like this are always using Paradise Lost as their inspo, never actual religious treatises. Get thee behind me John Milton
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Slipping a particularly annoying Caitiff a lethal (to humans) dose of Ketamine.
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
... But I got this cool blue coat and everything :(
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
This is why I kicked them out in favor of the Banu Haqim. They may be vicious diablerists, but they're not this.
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvy9...
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Bury the Light - Vergil's battle theme from Devil May Cry 5 [OFFICIAL AUDIO]
YouTube video by Casey Edwards
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
*draws sword* *"Bury the Light" starts playing* I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
They're also featured in the first Total War: Warhammer computer game and come in two different flavors: Fimir Fimms (warriors), Fimir Mearls (sorcerers). They were replaced by Abominations in the reprinted Heroquest unaffiliated with Games Workshop.
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
The fuck up was accidentally ordering the Salubri gift box
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Now let's play Devil May Cry
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
... *smashes the controller against the front of the train* Buttons mashed
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Oh really *prepares a Perfect Plex* What do you think happened to that spoopy train when the world ended
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
If you see this post a vampire "Mina. You are in the closet."
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
If it can get out of that gorge then ill admit Khorvairean magitek really is impressive
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I'd rather not respond to threats with disproportionate levels of violence than ask ChatGPT anything.
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
The Buddha bit me
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
*bends a railroad tie around a tree* WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'M ABOUT TO DERAIL A TRAIN
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
... >:)
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
If you make fun of me for this I'll burn down your village You've read Knight of the Black Rose You know I'm not bluffing
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Bluesky automatically logged me out on my PC. After burning down three villages in anger because I couldn't remember my user name and then realizing it told me what it was when I retrieved my password, after which I burned down two more villages out of embarassment, I'm back
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Trick question Since this is Tremere we're talking about, the correct answer is the Regent lost the asset and he's blaming the ancilla before the Lord he answers to catches wind of it.
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Mine is the Zombies, Oddesy and Oracle *Completely straight face*
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Explain your @ ...no
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The hell is a wearable
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
*cracks bony knuckles, stands on the tracks, takes a wrestlers stance*
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
It's not :D
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
;D
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I think I burned that to the ground It's hard to remember I've burned so many
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
*shouts from the back* Human rights
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Like the scorpion must sting, I must take the piss
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I wanna hide in my chantry and get baked I wanna be physically weak, socially dumb, only mental merits Forget other discs, only thaumaturgy, no other PCs befriendin' me, Tremere Tremere
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Office re organization
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Howd you get that blood
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