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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

So Friday lady picked up her Honda CB 750(blue) and she's out about 300 miles on it. I've had my Honda NT1100 (silver ) for a few months now and I've done about 1,800 miles. Tonight we went for our first bike night together. Don't worry about MPG, just think about SPM(Smiles Per Mile).

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

This is disgusting! Full stop. Make people afraid of their government to get their children back from the government. Next, ICE will be asking her to get on a train for a nice shower. Nuremberg will not be a nice place for these people.

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

In about to sit for this.... Wish me luck.

Ai art of woodshop tattoo across knuckles.

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I figured I'd share my view for tonight's fireworks...

Panoramic view of downtown Seattle Lake Washington

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I took Connor over to gig harbor and stopped by a friend's old apartment.

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

So over the weekend, I passed my motorcycle endorsement test and Lady Snorkel passed her motorcycle permit test. So, in celebration we rode to the dairy freeze a burger joint in Sumner. Be on the lookout for a biker gang in the area, be afraid, so scary.

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

So the lady Snorkel surprised me with a top box for "Connor". Now to get the two side boxes. I can't wait to take him on long trips...that's two XL helmets in there.

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

That's my president... The Mayor not mango Mussolini.

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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Not only are you not alone if you believe things don't have to be this way. In fact you are part of a powerful American majority, one with the power to decide our future.

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

All I hear is Kendricks not like us "whap, whap, whap"

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Well that's my first year of teaching in the books. Every student went home with all 10 fingers and all 10 toes. I learned more than I can remember. And I can't wait for what next year brings.

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The wife and I looking at motorcycles on the road.... Don't judge us.

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

What day of the war were we on again? Fucking dumbass

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I love stopping by a friend's house and fingering their collection....

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

At least our mom's knew who's house we were at.....

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

@aliciainedmonds.bsky.social pick me up one of these and I'll frame it for you.

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ItWillGetWorse @blackkettle.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Corporation: We made $5 billion but spent $4.9 billion to keep going, so our net taxable income is $100 million. Gov’t: That’s right. Worker: I made $50,000 but spent $45,000 to keep going, so my net taxable income is $5,000. Gov’t: That’s wrong.

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

How many of my pocket friends am I going to see at the @oopsallgoalies.bsky.social game tonight?

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

If I'm ever nervous, excited or anxious I put this on and let it spin. I miss you Mac. I'm so happy I have this in vinal. Fun fact: I played this before my first period teaching. Song: Blue world, my favorite song on here. It also made Obama's summer playlist of 2020.

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

And it spins round and round and round

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Today was a great day to be Mr. Carpenter. 45th annual women's in trades Fair. We took 33 7/8th grade young women to the fair. It was great to see all the trades they can go into and be! Way to go ladies!!

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

On today's turn table... I really think any record collection is incomplete without this album.

Pink Floyd dark side of the Moon on a turntable.

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

In other news, rain, still wet.

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 11/04/2026

Hello, I made you a feed of your cats watching the Artemis II splashdown bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Dear Christian, If you’re demanding that the Ten Commandments be put up in public schools, but you’re not holding this president or his administration accountable to a single one of them, please don’t act like you actually take them seriously.

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

An absolute beautiful day for a motorcycle ride!

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I do love having guest speakers coming to my classroom. I really love it when they bring Porsches. Not a bad Monday.

Teacher in a wood shop with a Porsche GT3.

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🌲SpruceGoose🌲 @sprucegoose12.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Clergy: 745 Drag Queens: 0

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

My old Army SGM is currently citing TikTok videos to blame "the Dems" for TSA workers missing paychecks. In the service, we were taught to verify intel and maintain integrity. Seeing that discipline evaporate into partisan brain rot makes me question a lot of the leadership I looked up to.

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

If you see this mass of people at tonights game, say hi.

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Went to the KCI and bumped into the one, the only, the amazing, the lovely @pipershaw.bsky.social !!!! Made my month!

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

So I can tell you guys because my dad's not on these socials. My wife made my hat and made a hat for my father. We're going to the Kraken vs Tampa Bay lightning game on Tuesday. So if you see us walking around in these hats it's me and my dad. (Also tell him he should move to Seattle, thanks)

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I handed out an inch and metric quiz before mid-winter break. I just sat down and graded the quizzes and ran the numbers. Classes Overall my students got a B. It was interesting to see what they missed or the absolute confidence in their marks. It was also a reflection on me as a teacher.

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

It's love day at school! I think I have the most pink on today. I'm the coolest kid at middle school. HAPPY LOVE DAY!!!

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

So, welcome to my classroom. I teach middle School woodshop. I got a new 360 camera and slapped it on a scrap piece of wood. #woodshop #woodworking

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

"shall not be infringed" to "should have wrote an op-ed"

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Lord Snorkel @lordsnorkel.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Absolutely, terrifying, stunning, brilliant, amazing, disturbing..... This is a truly haunting film. The actors were brilliant. Not for the faint of "a boiling heart"

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MONSTER: The Ed Gein Story | Official Teaser | Netflix

YouTube video by Netflix

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