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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 58m

It’s getting to a point where I have to ask myself: does not hating women make me more or less straight?

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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 7h

you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 6h

Finally… racist Game Grumps.

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 15h

At this point I think the only Halo creator I still have respect for is HiddenXperia. I was already souring on Act Man ever since the Payday 3 situation and him still associating with Marty O’Donnell but… fucking hell dude.

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 21h

How the fuck did Matchbox get a movie before Hot Wheels? WHY DID MATCHBOX GET A MOVIE AT ALL?!?!

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

First Kirbopher, now Oney, are all Newgrounds animators freaks?

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Imagine being ostracized from the industry you have a monopoly over

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Issac Asimov came up with his own tool forty years ago: a gun.

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s funny seeing losers cry about how this isn’t God Of War because you don’t play as Kratos meanwhile this is the most God Of War-like the gameplay has looked in 12 years.

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He’s gonna play the Rat King

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’ve seen people do 9 games, but what about my 9 movies?

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So fun fact: ten years worth of Audacity project files takes up a lot of space on your hard drive if you never think to go in and clean them out after you’re done with them.

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Seriously though the fact that we have a movie based on a creepypasta that actually feels like a real movie ON TOP of actually being really good is something I never expected to see.

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

BREAKING: Laughing Cow Cheese has been recalled after several packages were found diagnosed with depression

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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i think about this post all the time. you might too

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@DoBiddley1
I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I miss the days when kids movies could get away with naming a villain Lord Fuckwad

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Steel Ball Run outro if it didn’t suck:

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What’s going on at Xbox is a “reset” in the same way the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs was a reset.

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Okay now bring Destiny 1 back online.

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Nintendo has FORGOTTEN about Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour… 😢😢😢 😭😭😭

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Meanwhile in the timeline where everything is EVEN MORE perfect:

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Meanwhile in the timeline where everything is perfect:

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Every now and then I come across a meme from a Nintendo fan that looks something like this and I can never tell if it’s bait or not:

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

That… that would be twenty thousand years…

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They were trying to do WHAT?!?

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Activision’s going to make Halo even worse!”

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh we’re in for some absolute fucking kino!

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Honestly surprised they didn’t reboot Darkwing Duck immediately after the Ducktales reboot.

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Oh yeah, they’re sunsetting Xbox. No doubt in my mind.

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I have an urge to show this to a teenager in 2008 and watch them go fucking postal.

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

But remember, it’s LIBERALS who are the snowflakes! THEY’RE the ones that need trigger warnings and safe spaces! Now here’s a list of the movies that are safe to watch that won’t hurt my fee fees and don’t have any scawwy minorities in it:

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Reset” is a cute way to say “suicide“

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I keep saying I’m done with Halo and I don’t care anymore, but it’s still fun to peek around the corner every now and then to look at the pretty fire. Is it odd to say I actually think Activision will do a better job? At the very least they actually know how to sustain a live service!

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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Pictured: KojiPro

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

WHY DOES THE COOL DIGIMON MERCH NEVER LEAVE ASIA?!?!

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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

In another universe somewhere…

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’m honestly surprised we haven’t had a video game that just directly rips off the allomancy system from Mistborn yet. It would be so easy to adapt it into a video game system!

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Am I crazy or was this area nowhere near as difficult or annoying as people make it out to be?

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MotorRoach @motorroach.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Coyote vs Acm... wait... Coyote vs Capcom? #pixelart

Wile E. Coyote suddenly coming across B.B. Hood from the Darkstalkers series. Wile is holding a sign that says "YIPE!"

B.B. Hood (and her two gun men) are taken from Vampire Savior. The canyon background is edited from Marvel Super Heroes vs Street Fighter

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It did not get depressed. Programs do not feel. Its algorithm bugged out because now it thinks green means danger, because computers are fucking stupid.

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Nintendo really said “what if we made the most badass childhood wish fulfillment games of all time, and then just… stopped?”

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I genuinely don’t get the hate. This is what video game adaptations should be! With video games becoming more and more cinematic, what’s the point in adapting the stories 1-1? All you do is strip away what makes them unique! Telling a new story within the game’s universe just makes more sense!

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Bethesda has a chance to do the funniest easter egg in Elder Scrolls 6

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m unfortunately now fully caught up on what Verity is and I gotta say… we gotta bring back Goosebumps. Children deserve better horror content than this.

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