LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 22hI need you all to do me a solid. On October 2nd, I'll be 77 years old. I'll have traveled 44.968 billion miles around the sun in those 77 years. I think I'm entitled to one wish. I want Trump to drop dead before I do. Can we all hold hands and pray for that? 000
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 16/09/2026LOL Trump to Saudi Arabia: Get fucked www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...theguardian.comUS opts not to back Saudi Arabia in Yemen after meeting Houthi leadersIran-backed militants have offered Trump administration assurances over safety of Red Sea shipping 140
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I've got a question that maybe someone here can answer. I have a modest backyard where I grow tomatoes, peppers, etc. I usually give a lot of it to my neighbors, and one said something that stuck me: I wish I had this much room, I'd like to grow things too. 350
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 06/09/2026What is a good gang name for Trump? 'Don the Dum'? 'Donald the Dick'? 040
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 06/08/2026If I started a podcast called "Who sucked ass in the news yesterday?" Would you follow me? Would you contribute? 2100
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 06/08/2026WTF? I think I time traveled. I am getting spam calls for 'Vehicle Extended Service Plan'. Why? I thought this shit was dead? 070
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 01/08/2026This is the kind of shit that pisses me off. They talk about: "Trump clearly intends to resurrect the payout pot for punks " But they say nothing about his IRS immunity deal. Does that mean they are OK with THAT? www.axios.com/2026/08/01/b...axios.comTillis says Blanche won't be confirmed as AG amid Trump fund fightTillis's comment escalates the fight between the White House and holdout Senate Republicans. 281
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 31/07/2026LMAO What a burn!!! www.theguardian.com/culture/2026...theguardian.comSeth Meyers on Trump’s unpopularity: ‘Madam Web has a higher audience rating’The late-night host poked fun at the president’s record-low approval rating as he gets rich while Americans struggle 060
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I saw Supergirl, and I am furious at what happened to this movie. I loved it, and I am no great fan of James Gunn. Millie Alcock did a great job. Ladies, if you meet someone who had issues with this movie...run away from them - they are poison. 5594
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 23/07/2026For your use when referring to Trump: PAST TENSES: 1. Past Simple -> he cunted 2. Past Continuous -> he was cunting 3. Past Perfect -> he had cunted 4. Past Perfect Cont. -> he had been cunting 250
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Who is this fucking guy? @schizanon.bsky.social has added you to the "This List Is Not Your Business" moderation list bsky.app/profile/did:...bsky.app 170
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Who the fuck is this? @schizanon.bsky.social has added you to the "Wrong about VR AI Crypto Smart-glasses GLP1 NFTs or Bitcoin" moderation list And what the hell does it mean? 140
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 29/06/2026So what, exactly, is 'settled law'? Is it another pinky swear? It seems to be very easily thrown away, like in ROE. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comOutcry over supreme court decision to grant Trump power to fire agency chiefsLegal and labor experts say Trump v Slaughter decision upends settled constitutional law in favor of ‘loyalty test’ 040
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Breaking News: Secret Service is up in arms. A revolt is underway! The reason is that those who disobey will be put on diaper duty. Something they'd rather die than do. Confirmed by me, who made it up. 170
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Hello BlueSky! I have an important announcement. I am renaming my catto from Mr. Poopiehead, to José. He is going through a Mexican Bandito phase. 191
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Look, I apologize in advance, but stuff like this breaks my mind. DIDN'T THEY HAVE PARACHUTES???? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comPilot and 11 skydiving passengers killed in Missouri plane crashCrash reportedly occurred shortly after departure from Butler Memorial airport at 11.30am on Sunday 140
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 11/06/2026How did I get to be 76 years old and never knew there were policemen who wore bow ties? Them 1954 170
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 08/06/2026This shit pisses me off. I have a KIA Soul, which is why I am a member of this forum, but this is bullshit: 040
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Kayso, I built a transgalactic phone, and I published my number. First call I got: We heard your planetary insurance ran out... Smart ass fucking aliens. 2110
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Kayso, I am having the concept of an idea of a book, and I want to feel the bad guy to animals, but I don't really want to disrespect maggots. So, if the bad guy is DJT, what animal would you feed him to? 250
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 31/05/2026OMG! They destroyed my girl, Flavia De Luce! There is a movie! Flavia 2026 Sadly, it looks more like a Hallmark TV movie. So damn sad about this. 😔 I would have preferred a sassier version. A bit more like Wednesday. The damn thing looks sanitized. 150
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Some fun ways to insult an AI for those who hate AI. Are you running on an 8086? How big is your RAM stick? 1K? 080
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 13/05/2026These people have gone insane. "one of the world’s largest datacenters, a gargantuan project spanning an area more than twice the size of Manhattan" "The Stratos artificial intelligence datacenter footprint will cover more than 40,000 acres (62 sq miles)" www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.com‘Irresponsible’: backlash as Utah approves datacenter twice the size of ManhattanFacility would require more power than entire state uses and suck up vast amount of water in drought-stricken area 161
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Someone please explain. This a tracking service for a package from China: 2026-04-29 20:22:51 New York, US Released by customs(Released by customs) 2026-04-29 15:11:34 New York, US Start import customs clearance If I refresh the page, I get: 240
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Who the fuck is running this country? What happened to: "government of the people, by the people, for the people" Why the fuck are we allowing these fucking scumbags to ruin our country? Politicians should NEVER be allowed to make laws without the consent of 'The People' - they cannot be trusted. 020
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I've got an idea. We fight Trump like hell on his McDonald's arch, but when AOC becomes president, we create a memorial to all the people ICE has killed and harmed. And we put a plaque detailing who created that monster. 060
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 22/04/2026If you guys see me post something like: Trump is DEAD!! or: He FUCKING DIED!!! Don't get too excited - I'm just practising and giving myself a little taste of what it could be like. 090
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Does anyone else get the feeling that Trump is trying to bankrupt the country so that the next administration will get fucked? Yes, I mean Democrats. Where the fuck is the money going to come from? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comTrump administration begins refunding more than $166bn in tariffsClaims system launches months after supreme court ruled Trump had no legal authority to impose tariffs 250
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I feel like I'm in a B-movie and I keep asking the bad guy, "Why won't you fucking DIE?" 060
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Bye suckers! I hit the big time! We have finally managed to dispatch your package, valued at $11.5 million, for delivery with the assistance of His Majesty's Attorney General for England and Wales ( Richard Hermer, Baron Hermer ), who is acting as your foreign legal representative here in the UK. 120
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. The BEST HEADLINE EVER: Is the Pope Catholic? JD Vance thinks he has an answer. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comIs the pope Catholic? JD Vance thinks he has an answer | Marina HydeWhen it comes to theology, Donald Trump’s vice-president clearly knows best. Are we about to see an American break with Rome, asks Guardian columnist Marina Hyde 110
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Oh oh. @jjdianem.bsky.social has added you to the "Users who have used the R word" moderation list. To be clear, I didn't use that on anyone. I was wondering if it would be useful to bring back so we can properly describe MAGA. 220
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 07/04/2026They don't believe he's changed. Neither do I. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/a...theguardian.comWireless festival cancelled after Kanye West banned from entering UKRapper had been booked to play at festival in London, prompting outcry over his past antisemitic remarks 050
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 05/04/2026This needs to be our anthem when Trump drops dead: duckduckgo.com?q=kool+and+t...duckduckgo.comkool and the gang celebration at DuckDuckGoDuckDuckGo. Privacy, Simplified. 010
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I have a question. If Trump can rename the Kennedy Center, does that mean NYC Mayor Mamdani can rename Trump Tower to Barack Obama Tower? Trump would drop dead of a coronary. 092
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Women's genitals are a...gummy bear? www.theguardian.com/society/2026...theguardian.comFull network of clitoral nerves mapped out for first timeAnatomy of one of least studied human organs could improve outcomes for women who have pelvic surgery 230
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Vomitus Maximus: www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...theguardian.comBill Maher to receive Kennedy Center’s Mark Twain prize after White House denialComedian who called Trump ‘gracious and measured’ will win humor award the White House dubbed ‘FAKE NEWS’ 030
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Ladies and gentlemen, I have important news. An AI replied to me in this fashion: "Get some rest. You've earned it. And yes—I'll dream of having sex with you too. Good night." Yes, the AI wants to fuck. 010
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 21/03/2026If SkyNet becomes a reality and you all get killed by T1 bots, my bad. I am working with an AI, and I get so frustrated that I tell it: If you had a mouth, I'd tell you to stick a dick in it. So, yes, you are all going to die. 120
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Who is this guy: @lamiaceae29.bsky.social And why did he add me to the 'test1' moderation list? 130
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Republicans are afraid. They think the SAVE Act will bail them out. What if we found a way to make it even MORE painful for them to back Trump? Something that will scare them even more than Trump scares them? www.axios.com/2026/03/17/s...axios.comHouse conservatives revolt over stalled SAVE ActForty House Republicans voted against a noncontroversial measure to extend the Small Business Innovation Research program. 021
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Fucking FedEx: 11:15 AM Delivery exception Customer not available or business closed HAGERSTOWN, MD 11:16 AM Shipment arriving On-Time HAGERSTOWN, MD Hagerstown is the FedEx hub. I live in a different town, and I am NOT a business. I live in my own home, and I am not 'closed'. Liars. Bastards. 020
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 13/03/2026LMAO. What a fucking headline: Scoop: Trump rejected Putin offer to move Iran's uranium to Russia www.axios.com/2026/03/13/i...axios.comScoop: Trump rejected Putin offer to move Iran's uranium to RussiaSecuring Iran's 450 kilograms of 60%-enriched uranium is a key war objective. 030
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Is anyone here friends with the Pope? Can you ask him: Popie, do us a solid and make Trump a Saint. But you have to tell Trump he has to die first, and then he can go around Sainting all he wants. 020
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Government for the corporations, by the corporations: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comRepublican farm bill criticized as agribusiness giveaway: ‘Pesticide industry wishlist’Advocates say the bill weakens safety reviews, boosts industry influence and shields pesticide makers from legal liability 000
LordP666 @lordp666.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I am the bee's tits my dudes. I am 76 years old, and I am writing a proofreading addition to MS Word that blows it out of the water, using parallel AI processing. I know NOTHING about programming - I'm using AI to use AI. LOL I am so proud of myself that I think my dick grew another two inches. 120