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@lordoftays.bsky.social
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They/Them || AuDHD || 🇯🇵/🇺🇸 || Sometimes I’m funny

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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I got my dream job. Finally.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Was anyone else absolutely convinced their ceiling fan was going to fall on them in the middle of the night if it was going too fast or was that also an OCD thing?
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Confirmed it’s gay
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I’m starting to think it’s maybe gay 🤞🏼
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Time to play everyone’s favorite game. Is it gay? Or am I just gay?
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I would like to thank my psychotic ex-roommate for the one good thing she ever did for me: teaching me how to read astrology charts.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
In lighter news, this weekend was great.
A fem-presenting person laying in a green hammock in the woods, smiling and showing a peace sign. There’s a tattoo on their wrist that says “cunt”. A couple walking on the beach at sunset, their backs are facing the camera. A man and a dog walking along the beach at sunset. The man’s back is facing the camera, and the dog is attached by leash to the person holding the camera. A small black and brown dog sitting in a person’s lap, draped in a hoodie that says “McLaren Formula 1 Team”.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Gotta be one of the top 10 genders of all time
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
“Man, it really feels like my serpentine belt is about to snap.” -Me, approximately 10 seconds before my serpentine belt snapped.
The steering wheel and dashboard of an old Toyota RAV4. The hazards and all indicator lights are on, and through the windshield you can see that the vehicle is sitting in the median of a tunnel on the freeway.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I gave myself whiplash at the turnstile show
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
YOURE JUST A GAYYY BOY 👾🎮
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
EVERYTHINGS GNARLY 🗣️
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
IUD baybeeee
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I don’t get an actual period but I do have the normal hormone cycles and I always know when I’m menstruating because my dog gets really clingy with me and I cry when I look at her.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Do the children still listen to Get Low by Lil John & The East Side Boyz at school dances?
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I could eat pesto from a bowl like a soup.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I refuse to apologize for celebrating the death of white supremacists. The fact that we are expected to just shows how far we’ve fallen as a society.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Y’all can die mad, @imodrew.bsky.social is my fucking hero right now. She’s got ten times the backbone you weird losers will ever have.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Thoughts and prayers
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by the Dunning Kruger effect?
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
The team orders between the McLarens at Monza was fine actually.
The man taking a stand at a town hall painting
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Fighting for my life in the bathroom of the hot pot restaurant. Pray for me.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Three images of f1 driver Charles Leclerc sitting in the grass looking depressed edited together
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I think that one falls under band name
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
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Sheady Omahrt @sheadyomahrt.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Decided when I turned 30 to finally allow myself to be bad at things. I spend my time making bad art and writing a sub par book because I spent all my 20s doing absolutely nothing out of fear of not being good enough.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Idk how to deal with the fact that the person who traumatized me as a child has had to face exactly zero consequences and every time she’s gotten away with shit it has been entirely at my expense lol.
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Hiromi @hiromicota.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Met a new Uchinaanchu (Indigenous Okinawan) friend for tea and Thai food last night. Obviously, we had to take a picture of our hajichi (traditional women’s hand tattoos).
3 hands: 1 with a blend of Okinawan & Yaeyaman hajichi tattooed across the fingers, back of the hand, and wrist, and 2 with Okinawan hajichi on 2 fingers each and the wrist
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Omg y’all’s hajichi are so beautiful
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
The trick is taking the photo yourself/having someone you know talk it, and using one of those websites that converts a photo against a white background into a passport compliant photo.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Kinda hard to see but I feel like mine came out not suuuper mugshotty.
Zoomed in blurry photo of a passport photo
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I cannot imagine working without Jira at this point. I do not know how anything would get done.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
This is unrealistic because those two are the same person
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Kate Ross @kateross.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
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I am as white as a hotel towel, and the closest thing to Mexican I am was a single all inclusive resort stay in Cancun. I put a Mexican flag sticker on my old Tacoma abd was promptly pulled over by ICE in San Antonio. I'm happy to waste their time
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Their big question was like, "why the sticker" I told them it was on the truck when I bought it-and they suggested I remove it. Obnoxious creatures.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
The only thing I’m looking forward to right now is how utterly employable I’ll be compared to everyone that lost all critical thinking skills because they used ChatGPT to think for years.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Y’all are afraid to double text, I’ve been spamming my partner all day without a single reply. We are not the same.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I feel like there’s a secret third thing between blatant ableism and aspie supremacy. It’s wild that no one seems capable of finding it.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Gonna have to add “showgirl” to that bc that’s what I keep seeing everywhere
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Was just trying to capture a wholesome moment here…
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I also sing along at the top of my lungs. Whether the windows are down or not is other peoples problem.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Idk if it’s normal behavior to consume enough kimchi jjigae and pineapple Oran-c to feed a family of four when menstruating but it is the only thing that can make me feel better.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Tried to buy a labubu last night. Didn’t go well. Had nightmares about swiping through boxes on pop now.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Boycott the US Olympics
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
My dog’s ears always smell like soy sauce
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
The USA needs to stop funding Israel in any context and step in to stop this mess from all sides because we caused it all full stop.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Genocides don’t stop through peace dude. I’m sorry but this doesn’t stop until we stop funding them and several nations come together to force it to stop.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I also think they love that we’re fighting each other right now
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