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@lordoftays.bsky.social
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They/Them || AuDHD || 🇯🇵/🇺🇸 || Sometimes I’m funny

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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I got my dream job. Finally.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Was anyone else absolutely convinced their ceiling fan was going to fall on them in the middle of the night if it was going too fast or was that also an OCD thing?
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Confirmed it’s gay
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I’m starting to think it’s maybe gay 🤞🏼
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Time to play everyone’s favorite game. Is it gay? Or am I just gay?
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I would like to thank my psychotic ex-roommate for the one good thing she ever did for me: teaching me how to read astrology charts.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
In lighter news, this weekend was great.
A fem-presenting person laying in a green hammock in the woods, smiling and showing a peace sign. There’s a tattoo on their wrist that says “cunt”. A couple walking on the beach at sunset, their backs are facing the camera. A man and a dog walking along the beach at sunset. The man’s back is facing the camera, and the dog is attached by leash to the person holding the camera. A small black and brown dog sitting in a person’s lap, draped in a hoodie that says “McLaren Formula 1 Team”.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
“Man, it really feels like my serpentine belt is about to snap.” -Me, approximately 10 seconds before my serpentine belt snapped.
The steering wheel and dashboard of an old Toyota RAV4. The hazards and all indicator lights are on, and through the windshield you can see that the vehicle is sitting in the median of a tunnel on the freeway.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I gave myself whiplash at the turnstile show
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I don’t get an actual period but I do have the normal hormone cycles and I always know when I’m menstruating because my dog gets really clingy with me and I cry when I look at her.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Do the children still listen to Get Low by Lil John & The East Side Boyz at school dances?
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I could eat pesto from a bowl like a soup.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I refuse to apologize for celebrating the death of white supremacists. The fact that we are expected to just shows how far we’ve fallen as a society.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Y’all can die mad, @imodrew.bsky.social is my fucking hero right now. She’s got ten times the backbone you weird losers will ever have.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Thoughts and prayers
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by the Dunning Kruger effect?
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
The team orders between the McLarens at Monza was fine actually.
The man taking a stand at a town hall painting
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Fighting for my life in the bathroom of the hot pot restaurant. Pray for me.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
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Sheady Omahrt @sheadyomahrt.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Decided when I turned 30 to finally allow myself to be bad at things. I spend my time making bad art and writing a sub par book because I spent all my 20s doing absolutely nothing out of fear of not being good enough.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Idk how to deal with the fact that the person who traumatized me as a child has had to face exactly zero consequences and every time she’s gotten away with shit it has been entirely at my expense lol.
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Hiromi @hiromicota.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Met a new Uchinaanchu (Indigenous Okinawan) friend for tea and Thai food last night. Obviously, we had to take a picture of our hajichi (traditional women’s hand tattoos).
3 hands: 1 with a blend of Okinawan & Yaeyaman hajichi tattooed across the fingers, back of the hand, and wrist, and 2 with Okinawan hajichi on 2 fingers each and the wrist
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
This is unrealistic because those two are the same person
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Kate Ross @kateross.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
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I am as white as a hotel towel, and the closest thing to Mexican I am was a single all inclusive resort stay in Cancun. I put a Mexican flag sticker on my old Tacoma abd was promptly pulled over by ICE in San Antonio. I'm happy to waste their time
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Their big question was like, "why the sticker" I told them it was on the truck when I bought it-and they suggested I remove it. Obnoxious creatures.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Y’all are afraid to double text, I’ve been spamming my partner all day without a single reply. We are not the same.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I feel like there’s a secret third thing between blatant ableism and aspie supremacy. It’s wild that no one seems capable of finding it.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Was just trying to capture a wholesome moment here…
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Idk if it’s normal behavior to consume enough kimchi jjigae and pineapple Oran-c to feed a family of four when menstruating but it is the only thing that can make me feel better.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Tried to buy a labubu last night. Didn’t go well. Had nightmares about swiping through boxes on pop now.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Boycott the US Olympics
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
My dog’s ears always smell like soy sauce
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I forgot how much I hate arguing with people who don’t read. Logging off for now lol bye.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Hey maybe don’t bring your small dog that’s afraid of big dogs to the big dog park. They’re going to get pawed at, a dog will probably stand over them. If that’s going to stress them out and cause you to lash out violently at the big dogs in question, you don’t belong there.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Insane of Niantic to effectively lock the entirety of the rewards for three challenges behind a paywall by requiring you to CATCH, not evolve, three Pokémon evolutions that you don’t actually find in the wild unless you buy a remote raid pass 🙃 Might stop playing tbh, this just sucks.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Ranni went out on the paddle board for the first time today!!!
A black German shepherd mix dog laying on the front of a paddle board on the lake, wearing a red and orange life jacket and looking at the camera.
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 09/07/2025
this is going to sound like a cheesy shonen manga but part of the reason left wing politics is incredibly weak here is that people do not know how to make friends and forge relationships
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy. I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Skaya is cool af and you should absolutely fill this form out if you’re interested in finding a character art mentor.
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June at Gamescom!!! @skaya.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I am opening up TWO spots for FREE character art mentorship! Who is this for? Beginners, students and recent grads. What can I teach? Character art basics - Sculpting, Texturing, Retopology, UVs 🖌️ Substance Designer for character art 🪡 Marvelous Designer 👗 forms.gle/TjPs2mL1PP4o...
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Character art mentorship
Hello and welcome! I would love to gather some info on folks who might be interested in a FREE character art mentorship. What I can help you with: Character project feedback and guidance. Sculpting...
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
People see health as a reflection of morality. If your health is poor, it’s a moral failing on your part, whether you could have actually prevented it or not. I suspect it’s because it’s more inconvenient to feel empathy for others than it is to chalk it up to them not trying hard enough.
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Why the fuck did I get an official public safety alert on my phone that linked to a TWITTER POST.
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The Booksmith @booksmith.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
we ship everywhere! booksmith.com xoxo
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I’ve been dealing with some chronic health issues lately and struggling to train my (very large, very strong) puppy as a result. I need to get her into a foundational training program this summer, but it’s quite expensive. Any help at all, even/especially sharing, would be greatly appreciated!
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Donate to Help Taylor Get Ranni the Training She Needs, organized by Taylor Morris
Hi everyone! My name is Taylor, and this is my dog, Ranni. She’s a 10-month… Taylor Morris needs your support for Help Taylor Get Ranni the Training She Needs
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/06/2025
i think i would take the hysteria over mamdani’s ability to govern more seriously if half these people hasn’t endorsed eric adams
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TDM @lordoftays.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Do you ever worry that your dog will never be able to know how much you love them?
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
We have gone from the margin of error to the margin of effort. On the day before the election, we stand on the verge of toppling a political dynasty and winning a city we can afford. But we can only do it with you. zohranfornyc.com/gotv
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