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Jason

@lordofallusions.bsky.social
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I’ll probably be live-posting a sport, posting a picture of food, or making some sort of pun.

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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 1h
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Confused Little Girl Shrugs
ALT: Confused Little Girl Shrugs
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 5h
Oklahoma has found the key: don’t let your offense get the ball.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 5h
Oklahoma is inventing new ways to be bad at offense.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 6h
Oklahoma struggling to even earn “Participant” in this game.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 6h
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Steve Carell: Cheers To That
ALT: Steve Carell: Cheers To That
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 7h
Does anyone believe Nebraska isn’t going to embarrass themselves here?
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 7h
Ouch, Nebraska
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 7h
I guess I shouldn’t be surprised A.I. generated commercials are showing up during college football.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
On instagram, I found an A.I. music video for a song my high school friends’ garage band made in 1996 and was just basically on a CD they gave out to people in school. I have so, so many questions.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A public state execution during the Christmas season? These creeps truly are beyond parody.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’s literally the old man from “Confederacy of Dunces” that calls everyone a “Communiss”.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Yankees fans interfered with a HR ball in the playoffs again?
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I guess RedZone decided the Bears game is over.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can’t ice a kicker on a kick over 55 yards. They aren’t expected to hit it anyway.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gotta get on 4 times for a Bears TD today.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve been saying this and no one seems to like it. But I persist.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fun fact: those walkie talkies that supposedly work during emergencies when cell towers might not work rely on LTE cell towers to work. Also, “no monthly fees”=a yearly renewal fee. If we had a functioning government, they would be forced to pull those ads off the air.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can the media just agree not to publish a bunch of “has Belichick turned it around at UNC” takes by beating the perennially overrated Notre Dame so I can cheer for them?
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A great track on my favorite PJ album.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The only two things this man has ever committed to are affairs and treason.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Same ol’ sorry playbook. The free market is sacred and should be left alone until it stops favoring the old white men, then we need regulations!
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Interesting article about how landlocked ATL gets quality sushi and how the airport has been a big reason why high-end sushi places have been springing up here, lately.
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How Atlanta's sushi chefs source fresh fish from Japan
Atlanta sushi chefs are regularly accessing premium fish from Japan thanks to sourcing by specialized fish market agencies and expanded flight routes offering overnight delivery. Three local chefs dis...
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This clip should be played in every rural Dem campaign for the next month. “Republicans believe being against Data Centers that drive up your electricity bills makes you a communist spy”
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The guy that had all those deranged ads of himself with “Paid for by U.S. Government” stamped on it air this weekend doesn’t seem to be all there?
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sanfrisco Magee sounds like the name your shitty uncle calls every liberal politician.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shotgun runs on fourth and 1 deserve what they get.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
UGA’s defense was so appalled that OU would kick a FG there, they didn’t even try to block it.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People on the Florida sidelines getting excited about that punt placement was fun.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is Michigan/Iowa taking place during a solar eclipse?
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In regards to that AllState commercial, if you lock me out in the cold because you think its good luck for your team, I’m chucking that chair through the glass door.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[goose meme]: who caused the emergency, Jeff?!
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well someone is going to be upset with this.
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Tim Curry Says SPACE!
ALT: Tim Curry Says SPACE!
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At the farmers market today: Fully kitted out Spider-Man Guy wearing a signed OJ Simpson USC jersey
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you bring avocado toast to a job interview, you’ll never be able to afford a house.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There sure are a lot of politics happening in sports right now that the “Keep politics out of sports” crowd don’t seem to be complaining about. Wonder what the difference is?
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They’re gonna make WeWork jealous with how big of an IPO they fumbled.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Consequences will never be the same”
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not even active thunderstorms will stop the suburban leaf blowers mating call.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That’s today!
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Pirate Sabastian's Flag on a Misty Sea
ALT: Pirate Sabastian's Flag on a Misty Sea
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Glad I waited and didn’t buy Sunday Ticket.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just couldn’t let me enjoy the weekend, huh, football gods?
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Evergreen
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Hanging around like a bad penny”
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Biff Tannen: Make Like A Tree - Back To The Future
ALT: Biff Tannen: Make Like A Tree - Back To The Future
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everything thing they touch turns to shit
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That’s about right
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s not UK giving up this TD that’s going to spiral me, it’s the next one that comes with like 3 minutes coming off the clock.
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me watching Kentucky right now
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Ricky Bobby: I'm Not Sure What To Do With My Hands
ALT: Ricky Bobby: I'm Not Sure What To Do With My Hands
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kentucky
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Hawkeye: Don't Give Me Hope
ALT: Hawkeye: Don't Give Me Hope
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That might be the worst loss I’ve ever seen in that NC State game.
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