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LordHosk

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E.G. Artist, Dog-lover, and Avid Reader.

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 21h
“And to buy Hosk and myself new golf clubs” You forgot that part
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 21h
Well if its a winning strategy, we need an October surprise of the democrats pivoting to like, accountability for the firing of forest service workers or bringing back tax credits for home solar panel installations, you know something everyone feels is a real priority right now.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I choose to believe they were at your house and you were just showing them cool things you have... and calling it "my collection" "This is a rock my son picked up for me at the beach... and this is a hand turkey I painted in 1st grade, and this is a piggy bank shaped like a foot found..."
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Didn't you personally write the entirety of like the last 12 or 18 magic sets by yourself? (translation assisted on the flavor of a few sets)
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Why Breakfast at Tiffany's was the one on every college womans dorm wall I have no idea. That movie has a worse plot than the rise of skywalker.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Dear Canada, you can stop with the war crimes, you have enough on the list already.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is going to be weird for our neighbors we share walls with, but sure lets do it!
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There was this one time, when you filmed houses moving down the street in the middle of the night. I can't wait for part two, I figure this is the year!
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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911 Show: Maddie Buckley's Bad Luck
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh there was... I was told in no uncertain terms.
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Psych Juliet: I'm Not Going to Dignify That
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What? Where?
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
At no point while watching this footage did I have any indication that it wasn't a gang related incident.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Sisko: I Can Live With It (DS9 Deep Space 9)
ALT: Sisko: I Can Live With It (DS9 Deep Space 9)
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HOLY CRAP DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING!
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean, what do you expect when you upload 10K video with studio quality audio recordings start to finish of west end performances, seems like a fair strike to me.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Didn't wolverine die... and then came back in deadpool. They only see in dollar signs.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Parton day, donate a book to a child in need and or tell a trans person you love their style in honor.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can't believe that gun went rogue and fired bullets into people when you clearly were trying to get it to just fire in the DIRECTION of people... The Rogue gun is really to blame for ITS actions not you.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"It did something we didn't tell it t do" (programs computer to do exactly what it did) "OH NOOO! IT DID THE THING WE PROGRAMED IT TO DO! but not in the way we wanted... ITS ROGUE AI!"
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two options he was wearing it, they just destroyed the footage, or this was premeditated and he didn't want evidence. There is really no third option.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I assume this means that Private Equity is buying up all the old CDs that every Indie artist has had in 3/4 full boxes under their bed and in the corner of their dining room since their last tour.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dungeons and Dragons. Satan's game. Your children, like it or not, are attracted in their weaker years to the occult, and a game like D&D fuels their imagination and makes them feel special, while drawing them deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Will the passengers in lane 3 please WAKE UP! We are boarding now.”
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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WWE Daniel Bryan's Iconic 'YES!' Chant
ALT: WWE Daniel Bryan's Iconic 'YES!' Chant
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are in Hoodie in the morning, "why didn't I wear shorts" in the afternoon weather now. who am I kidding, I don't wear shorts.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Our middle schooler is just now recovering in their second year of Canadian school which we refer to as "going to school in the 90s" open campuses for the high schools, no locked doors, recess and snack breaks outside until 8th grade...
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't know if she is broke... I suspect that someone at one of the one year death anniversary parties told her it would be a quick and easy payday, and there is nothing the kirk family loves more than a quick and easy payday exploiting college students.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Im glad I waited to place my order until the vault rotated because the hosklings all saw the spoopifer and went... "well... ummm yeeeeesss... no... welll.. (head tilt) ummm maybe... uhhhh yes... I think I need that" In various ways
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cool... I bet a producer who has been "fascinated by the Stanford prison experiment my entire life" Will be just as ethical as the original researcher who pushed the guards to be brutal and and cruel. Surely producers won't do anything to put their finger on the lever to make it more dramatic.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Call me when you have an AI agent that can do half of what you say it might maybe could do one day but can't yet do.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Because you’re awesome?
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Psych: Heart Gesture
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Asbestos This is gonna be... FUN!
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Shawn's Dad: 'Suck It' Sign
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
LadyHosk walked into the Kitchen and got wet feet... Dishwasher is leaking. Proceed to try to clean it up. Pull up layer, after layer of flooring. Pull out rotting and molding baseboards and cabinet bases. Its been leaking for years and the previous owners covered it up.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
In AIT there was a monster Machine that sold monsters for $2. on the weekend I would get $400 in singles and sell them to my fellow soldiers for $5 for 4 singles. the other troops reported me to Top. I said "First Sergeant nothing stops them from getting singles over the weekend" he said "ok"
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Thanks, Obama: Cookie & Milk Break
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Fair... Fair... I apologize
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I hate installing toilets... for everything standardized about them... everything is just a little bit different enough to be like "why is that there? why would you put that there? THAT IS NEVER THERE!"
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Did I miss a redesign? I don't remember Tycho looking like that.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you see this, you’re legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character Finding a "favorite" in a series as diverse and deep as Star Wars is a impossible task sir.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ita going to cost $300 million dollars and private donors will pay the bill. Now 400 Now 800 and 500 of that is public funds Why aren’t you playing? The president is in danger! Thats why we are all upset.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
(Lordhosk) is getting blocked isn’t it?
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
(italicized) (spoken drawn out) spotsssss Hehehehehehehehe
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Star Trek DS9: Jadzia Dax
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I saw the VisionQuest TV show trailer and Im a little disapointed. Don't the show runners know that when James Spader plays the Movie role, Michael Shanks is supposed to play the TV version?
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
this is a joke for 5 people
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You misspelled "convenient quarry"
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