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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happy Dolly Parton day, donate a book to a child in need and or tell a trans person you love their style in honor.

LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Dungeons and Dragons. Satan's game. Your children, like it or not, are attracted in their weaker years to the occult, and a game like D&D fuels their imagination and makes them feel special, while drawing them deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

LadyHosk walked into the Kitchen and got wet feet... Dishwasher is leaking. Proceed to try to clean it up. Pull up layer, after layer of flooring. Pull out rotting and molding baseboards and cabinet bases. Its been leaking for years and the previous owners covered it up.

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I hate installing toilets... for everything standardized about them... everything is just a little bit different enough to be like "why is that there? why would you put that there? THAT IS NEVER THERE!"

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I saw the VisionQuest TV show trailer and Im a little disapointed. Don't the show runners know that when James Spader plays the Movie role, Michael Shanks is supposed to play the TV version?

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

@support.bsky.team I live in Canada, there is no question I live in Canada. you don't suspect I randomly moved to Texas. Stop asking, im not letting you track my mobile data, in fact, I stopped using your service entirly on mobile after verifying twice and it came back a third time... in 3 days.

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Me Friday night: “we aren’t watching anything on apple right now im going to cancel our subscription ao we can rotate to something else” Apple today: “hey you know that new season of ted lasso we haven’t been promoting at all? Its out today”

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

We went to the states this weekend and while grocery shopping wearing masks someone passed us and actually said out loud: “that idiot letting his wife force his family to wear masks such a cuck”

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

My child keeps making me walk to and climb mountains. Doesn’t she know im old and fat? Her:”yes but this way you wont be fat, and will slide down the number line back to middle age from old. Thats math” Me: son of a (Cuts me off) daughter of a you

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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

The anti-data center movement is like "I don't want to pay more money for a thing that will not benefit me at all and will actively make my life measurably worse in a bunch of ways" and the pro-data center movement is like "We want it to be illegal for you to not like us."

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Big corporations being told they were getting subsidized ai compute: “hey lets shift our entire business model around this new cheep thing! Its not perfect but its cheep!” (Big corporations after the 12 month trial ends and the price goes tenfold) “wait… hang on… what about the cheap intro price?”

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

@sick1y.bsky.social Need any knick-knacks for your home? www.403auction.com is doing an auction for the entire set of Star Trek Academy and Strange new worlds, but even if you don't like the shows its just EVERYTHING housewares and 2/3rds of it is at $0 because it has to be picked up in Brampton.

403auction.com

403 AUCTION

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Just filled up with 60 liters of gas… Hope everyone is happy with the 20 cents its going to drop tomorrow morning.

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

LittlestLadyHosk: who is Shivam? Me: He is a gardener acquaintance of ours who does magic and dragonlance podcasts. Her: how do you know he isn’t into manosphere podcasts? Me: if there is a dark center to the manosphere universe @shivambhatt.bsky.social is the shining star farthest from.

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺 We run. We jump. We swim and play. We row and go on trips But the things that last forever... are our dear friendships Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts. And when we think about you!

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Look what @james.loadingreadyrun.com did to my Twitch DoLLR balance with punch a chunk minecraft Gambling.

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The hosks are coming to America! Mark your calendars! We are going to the Washington Midsummer renfair. DM if you want the date to try to meet up.

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Weird situation: At a coffee shop, ordered a bagel sandwich and a turkey sandwich both prepared and in the case. All they did was pull them out and ask if we wanted them grilled (didn’t) Tip or no tip?

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I've never felt so much like screaming "YOU IDIOT!" (puts down sweet potatoes on register)(types Sweet potatoes) (moves to bagging) Cashier "Oh you rang those up wrong... those are yams, let me" (overrides and voids)(puts back on scale)(selects yams)

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Is it weird that I had a dream last night that I went on a date. With Justin Trudeau. And Lady Hosk was our chauffeur. But we were still married, and he was like “you are married? (Nods) to her? (Nods) hows that? “ “We make it work I guess.”

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I don't understand how there are people that take 45-90 minutes to start moving in morning and people who's alarm goes off and are ready to go in 5. I understand THAT this dichotomy of humans exists, but I don't understand HOW. Neither is especially motivated or unmotivated groups of people.

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I went into my investment bank last week and asked to set up a short on SpaceX. She said "you want to buy spaceX" I said "oh gods no... I want to SHORT spaceX" She looked confused... did some typing made a phone call, and said "we have no mechanism to short it until its been traded for months"

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Gyfcat SpaceX Videos

ALT: Gyfcat SpaceX Videos

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

This pattern is going to wash out and blur after a few washes isn’t it? (Medium weight cotton) Contemplating using it for a regular use pillow case.

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I can't keep up with the emails I get from three different schools on a regular basis that are missing key information like which school, or who sent the email or who its about. then I get this masterpiece. No school name, no date, no child name, no information on which group my child is in.

Hello from (name) acting vice principle,

Your student has qualified for the year end award ceremony, due to limited space in both the parking lot and the gym, please do not arrive too early or linger.

Group A 9:30-10
Group B 10:30-11
Group C 11:30-12
Group D 1:30-2
Group E 2:30-3

thank you for your cooperation in only attending your childs group and leaving quickly after.

The administration
(name)

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Golf talk: I understand that a iron swing is different from a driver swing, I don’t understand how im pure with all of my irons, but my driver im slicing into next week. 3 iron 215-220 carry, hitting the 200 sign in the air 1/5 shots. Driver 225 75 yards offline into the net. With 1/6 275 deadon.

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

There is a guy on facebook marketplace selling AI generated Stickers stuck cheep metal boards and calling them "Faux Authentic Tin signs" They have generated rust around the edges in the image. Can this bubble pop faster please?

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Oh wow! Group Chats! can I put Gifs and Images in the chats?

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I was just reminded that the movie “The VelociPastor” exists. Everyone needs to watch it. Its exactly as bad as it sounds, its amazing.

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Anyone who is a fan of the apple tv+ show “Smoke” Most of the props, uniforms, patches, plaques, and set dressing is available for purchase at; maynards liquidation on W. Broadway in Vancouver.

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Three of the same stuffed pooh bear… How is the middle one angry?

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Ohhhh boy, I love mall fashion stores, where a 34 inch waist on shorts is a XL

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Bluey and peppa pig hooked up backstage at the Nickelodeon kids choice awards… 9 months later a very special episode.

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

On the radio all week they have been playing "guess the diva" based on song clips. Some have been stretching "diva" but today Mariah Cary "All I want for Christmas is you" Cher "Believe" *do you believe in life after love Dolly Parton "Jolene" IT TOOK 4 CALLERS TO GET ALL THREE RIGHT! WHAT?!?!?!?

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

100% would have been the perfect prop for @loadingreadyrun.com 10 years ago.

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Watching The Lost Bus on Apple TV, The kids, McConaughey, and Ferrera are all brilliant, but wow, all the emergency services give such flat monotone performances. "thereisafireonmillsroadburningeastwardtoward6thavenueitsveryscary" "yesiagreeveryscaryindeed" "wewillhelppeopleinthebigbigfire"

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Littlehosk: The soda stream cream soda doesn’t taste like cream soda. Me: what does it taste like? Littlehosk: not cream soda. Me:

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Watching for all mankind season 5 and wow, they are straying further and further from space possibility. "we are going to launch from mars and land on Titan, in 18 months." HOW FAST ARE YOU GOING?

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Just watched someone stream Unpacking. I've watched 3 or 4 people play it before, I've played it myself. I still got irrationally upset at "boyfriend" MOVE YOUR SHIT DUDE! You asked them to move in with you! Make space! What the hell man!

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Gus Slaps Shawn - Psych S06E10 - 27:00-27:06 Slap

Alt: Gus Slaps Shawn - Psych S06E10 - 27:00-27:06 Slap

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Hey fam, I just wanted to remind you all.

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Sometimes... I wish the Grocery store was a little less convenient to walk to. I would be more thoughtful about what we need when I go in. I just made my third trip over today.

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

THE KIDS GET 2 AND A HALF DAYS OFF! FOR SOME LADY WHO DIED A HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS AGO? this is bullshit! I didn't get a single day off to celebrate a dead monarch!

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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

We got a amber alert last night at 2 am for children in Terrace BC For Americans this would be like people in New Orleans getting a alert for a child in Chicago. For Europe think Brussels to Rome Not a whole lot to be done from 1600 km away

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