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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The cost to fly coach from Burbank to Vegas is $419 at the cheapest right now. Two years ago, I paid roughly $450 to fly from Burbank to Portland IN FIRST CLASS. Are we winning yet, America?

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I'm honestly done being a paralegal. I can't take getting screamed at for even making a minor mistake. As soon as this surgery crap is behind me...I'm making a change in career.

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I present to you the textbook example of "I'm not racist but..."

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

So apparently Alaska is getting hostile over Whitney Lynn using their trademark in her work. As much as I love Alaska shitting on her I'm kinda scared by this given I periodically fly as Alaska airlines on MFS and this technically means they could come after me.

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

A friendly reminder that if you have new age beliefs you are NOT an atheist.

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Overprotected Atheist (Jezebel on OF) @opatheist.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

It's election day for primaries where I live. If it's your voting day get out and vote or get your ballot to the mail! Our country needs your votes we can't let this country continue to be held hostage by lunatics.

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Amanda @amandahilden.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

*stands up nervously* Hi, I’m Amanda… and I’m a caramel addict. Everyone: “Hi, Amanda.” It’s been 3 hours since my last caramel. I work at a candy factory. I am not in a supportive environment for recovery. 😂

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I think I'm starting to hate this person as much as I hate Teal.

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Congratulations,Sarah, you're about to earn an amazingly rare achievement: Piss off the new agers, Atheists, AND the Christians all at once.

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

For those of you in Clark County, a vote for Marty O'Donnell is a vote for the Didact. Or for the Covenant to glass your planet. Don't let his appeal to gamers work on you, he's as MAGA as they come.

Photograph of MAGA House candidate Marty O'Donnell

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I need to come here from threads. I can't stand the collective sucking of and kissing of Elon's dick and ass respectively because he's a trillionaire now. Fuck this.

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I'd like to propose we bring back the "real American heroes" commercials that Budweiser created, except replace it as "real American assholes"

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Amanda @amandahilden.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

In case you're wondering how things are going on threads, I think I found the dumbest post that has ever been posted there.

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I swear to goddess if I see one more stupid fucking pile of AI fecal matter blaming Warren and/or Democrats for the fall of Spirit Airlines I'm gonna lose what's left of my sanity.

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

My boss just used "Thank you for your prompt attention" in an email and I got a cringe feeling

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/04/2026

BREAKING: I just got President Trump on the phone. He said his farts smell like roses today, everybody at the Trump hotel is coming up to him w/ tears in their eyes crying "Sir!", & Iran just agreed to become the 51st state w/ Don Jr as governor. Then the call ended. (Satire but you follow me ... )

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I’ve often thought I am not smart enough to be a trial lawyer, or a husband, or a father. I have never thought I am not smart enough to be a pundit.

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Periodically someone calls me Lord Farquaad thinking they're being funny and unique and don't think I've heard it a million times before. 🙄 Normally I shrug it off but given recent political/world events I have a bad feeling I'm going to hear it a lot more.

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I suppose I should just accept getting called Lord Farquaad now. Maybe it's time for a change of name.

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

As a paralegal, this error is the bane of my existence now.

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I'm creating lore about Sar Falconrath, the proverbial town in my head much like other streamers have. Wanted to have an Armenian pilot named after the sky, but unfortunately the word for sky is "երկինք" which is pronounced "yerkink," Sorry Captain Yerkinkyan, you're getting another name.

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I feel really weird not being at Conscious Live Expo. I feel like I'm missing a bunch of people that I want to see. Which is really weird given I hate most of them, lol.

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Atheist Times @atheisttimes.org · 21/02/2026

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Bondi could have stood on the desk screaming about Cthulhu and squirrels ruling peoples brains, and then take a massive shit on said desk in front of Congress in Feral mode, and MAGA would still think it was the greatest defense in the history of America.

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

An 11 year old wrong has finally been righted! GO SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Anyway here's hoping Temu Patriot USA has a wardrobe malfunction combined with all performers getting sudden explosive diarrhea

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Overprotected Atheist (Jezebel on OF) @opatheist.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Go Seahawks!

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Christopher D. Brown @cdbrow1.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

A Turkish Citizen, who is also a high ranking US Government Official launching a racist attack on Armenians is really not something I saw coming.

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

On behalf of the Armenian community of Los Angeles I'd like to give a one-finger salute to Dr. Oz, and to Oprah Winfrey for bringing him to fame

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Apparently Frank Turek went MAGA. While I don't find this surprising I do find it shocking that he'd worship someone other than Jesus. You suppose "I don't have enough faith to not be MAGA" is coming out soon?

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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

All three people arrested by the feds in connection with the protest at the ICE pastor's church — Nekima Levy-Armstrong, Chauntyll Allen, and William Kelly — have now been ordered released. Judge's order as to the first two: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

CASE 0:26-mj-00040-LMP-DLM
Doc. 22 Filed 01/23/26 Page 1 of 9
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
DISTRICT OF MINNESOTA
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
Plaintiff,
Criminal No. 26-mj-40 (DLM)
ORDER
NEKIMA VALDEZ LEVY-ARMSTRONG a/k/a "Nekima Valdez Levy-Pounds"; and CHAUNTYLL
LOUISA ALLEN,
Defendants.
Robert Keenan and Orlando Sonza, United States Department of Justice, Civil Rights Division, Washington, D.C., for Plaintiff.
Jordan S. Kushner, Law Office of Jordan S. Kushner, Minneapolis, MN, for Defendant Nekima Valdez Levy-Armstrong.
Jill Anna Brisbois, The JAB Firm, Minneapolis, MN, for Defendant Chauntyll Louisa Allen.
This matter comes before the Court on the United States' application and motion for
emergency stay and for review and revocation of U.S. Magistrate Judge Douglas L.
Micko's release orders. ECF Nos. 7, 17. Because the United States fails to meet its burden
to demonstrate that a detention hearing is warranted, or that detention is otherwise
appropriate, the Court denies the motion.

ORDER
Based on the foregoing, and on all of the files, records, and proceedings herein, IT IS HEREBY ORDERED that:
1. The United States' Application for Review or Reconsideration of Order
Setting Conditions of Release or Detention (18 U.S.C. § 3142) and Request for Hearing
(ECF No. 7) and Motion for Emergency Stay and for Review and Revocation of Release
Orders (ECF No. 17) are DENIED.
2. Defendants are hereby ORDERED RELEASED under 18 U.S.C. § 3142(c).
3. Defendants are ORDERED to comply with two additional conditions of release (7)(d)* and (7)(e) in the Orders Setting Conditions of Release (ECF Nos. 12
and 15).
4. Defendants are ORDERED to certify their compliance with the additional
conditions of release no later than 5:00 p.m. on January 26, 2026, by filing a declaration
on CM/ECF.
Dated: January 23, 2026
s/Laura M. Provinzino
Laura M. Provinzino
United States District Judge

Minute Entry for proceedings held before Magistrate Judge Shannon G. Elkins: Initial Appearance and Detention Hearing under 3142(f) as to William Scott Kelly held on 1/23/2026.
Counsel to be appointed. Government moves for a detention hearing. Counsel argues as to the setting of a detention hearing under 18 USC 3142(f)(2). Governments motion is Denied. The Court finds a detention hearing is not authorized. Personal Recognizance Bond set with conditions, see Order Setting Conditions of Release. Government moves to STAY the order.
Denied. Next appearance date is TBD before a U.S. Magistrate Judge for: Preliminary hrg.
Government moves to unseal the case. Granted. Oral Rule(f) Brady notice read on the record.
Consular notice read on the record. (Court Reporter Paula Richter) (LEG) (Entered: 01/23/2026)
ORDER Setting Conditions of Release as to William Scott Kelly. Signed by Magistrate Judge Shannon G. Elkins on 1/23/2026. (LEG) (Entered: 01/23/2026)
Personal Recognizance Bond Entered as to William Scott Kelly. Signed by Magistrate Judge Shannon G. Elkins on 1/23/2026. (LEG) (Entered: 01/23/2026)

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

PARALEGAL ACHIEVEMENT EARNED: Sue the United States of America

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Please for the love of cake as someone for whom 2016 was the worst year of his life PLEASE DO NOT BRING BACK 2016

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

As someone who knows the "technology" you have, no Unicrusty, you can't.

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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃 @lordfalconis.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Threads is fun but full of bots and idiots. Bluesky is less toxic but boring AF.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/01/2026

Trump in a single gaggle on Air Force One just threatened: -- a second strike against Venezuela -- Cuba -- Mexico -- Colombia -- Iran -- Greenland (which in turn would be an attack on the EU and Denmark)

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/01/2026

Mamdani: "While only action can change minds, I promise you this: If you are a New Yorker, I am your mayor. Regardless of whether we agree I will protect you, celebrate with you, mourn along side you, and not for a second hide from you."

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