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Lord Drunkysson

@lorddrunkyson.bsky.social
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Sarcasm, dark humor, and the occasional pun

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NPR @npr.org · 11/02/2025
A coalition of news organizations said in a court filing that video exhibits from a Jan. 6 riot case had "disappeared" from a government platform that provided access to evidence used in court.
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Jan. 6 video evidence has 'disappeared' from public access, media coalition says
A coalition of news organizations said in a court filing that video exhibits from a Jan. 6 riot case had "disappeared" from a government platform that provided access to evidence used in court.
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
MAGA = Normalize Corruption
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Borrowing the kids’ slang, he’s #DeluluDon
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Hayes Brown @hayesbrown.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
millennials: [two weeks later] hey why are there no more new reels on my Instagram feed?
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I’m sorry for your loss. I started fostering dogs after my cat died and eventually kept one. I still miss having cats though.
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
If they increase availability and 60,000-mile business class awards remain a possibility then it may be a decent compromise. We shall see
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Sigh… so true. RFKray, creepy Hegseth and FlipFlop Tulsi will fly through their confirmation hearings like drones in the NJ sky
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Mia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Thank you President Carter These pallbearers are the agents sho protected him for decades
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David Allen Lambert @dlgenealogist.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Destroy this myth. Please share if you have visited and researched in a library this past year! RT And give a shout out to your favorite library you have ever visited.
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ATX Jetsetter @atxjetsetter.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
American Airlines is launching service between San Antonio and Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport (DCA) in March 2025. atxjetsetter.com/post/america...
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American Airlines is Launching Flights Between San Antonio and Washington D.C. - ATX Jetsetter
American Airlines is launching service between San Antonio and Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport (DCA) in March 2025.
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
@juliemason.bsky.social i go in vacation for a few days and then spend two weeks buried in work deadlines and I now come back to a mess here. The posts you’ve been getting are just toxic. Those people are why we can’t have nice things.
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
@oknox.bsky.social @juliemason.bsky.social if this immigrant is to be deported to a country not of his origin, can I get Denmark? I was just there last weekend and the public transit in Copenhagen is insanely efficient. Very clean city. And a king to boot!
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
@juliemason.bsky.social if I was a J6 rioter and I heard that Trump would handle my BS clemency claim individually I’d give up hope and resign to serving my sentence in full.
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
The argument for slower consolidation of business is an even bigger winner for me.
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
As a sole proprietor I approve. I set aside 50% of my income and I still owed taxes last year.
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Ok I’ll watch it this weekend with my dog and get my personhood back
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
@juliemason.bsky.social I have never seen Four Weddings and a Funeral. I guess I’m not even a person anymore! 😂
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
@juliemason.bsky.social I’m going to Orlando with friends for Thanksgiving. Seafood restaurant for Thanksgiving dinner, a few days of chilling around town, and drinking at Epcot Sunday. No crazy relatives this year! Not mine at least.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 22/11/2024
All it took for 1 in 6 Republicans to decide that, actually, their financial position hadn’t deteriorated over the past year was for Election Day to come and go. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Column | Lots of Republicans suddenly think the economy wasn’t that bad after all
Polling from YouGov shows a sharp shift in Republican opinions over the past month.
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
@juliemason.bsky.social am I too cynical or was this all Gary’s playing Trump to quit the house and kill the ethics report? Then worst case scenario he ended up with a prestigious gig.
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I never get companies fighting requirements to disclose costs clearly. You’re just complaining about the inability to obfuscate and confuse your customers.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
When businesses talk about ending government “overreach” they’re usually talking about screwing their customers over
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
You’d think a senator would understand this but here we are…
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
@juliemason.bsky.social I keep hearing that Elon is overstaying his welcome around Trump but seriously, who could get tired of this guy?
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Republicans for the next 24 months:
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Republicans for the next 24 months:
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I wish he was wrong
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
@oknox.bsky.social The grift discussion today immediately made me think my favorite Trump memorabilia so far. The Trumpy Bear. I went Googling and maybe we should consider the $2 bills! 😂
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Thanks for the great discussion and the thoughtful answer to my question. I have to find video of Mrs Vance at the convention now.
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
@juliemason.bsky.social for the roundup: thoughts on JD Vance’s role in the administration? Will we get 2016 thoughtful, solution-focused JD Vance or 2024 women-should-have-a-baby-quota JD Vance? Will Trump keep him by his side with a cooler of sodas to keep better tabs on him than on Pence?
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Me too buddy. Me too
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
@juliemason.bsky.social I think Margarine Taylor Greene is a much better fit for Secretary of Health. She owned a CrossFit gym
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Order pizza. It’s Papa John’s fault now.
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Hooray! 🙄
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
@juliemason.bsky.social iPAs bring a lot of perspective. If you have enough of them they bring inner peace. Or resignation. Either way I see some gouda in my future
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I’m finding that perspective and a few IPAs help to cope. And a gummy. A gummy helps too.
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Watching results come in so far. media2.giphy.com/media/NSP0Ex...
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
It’s time for the @juliemason.bsky.social show. My colleague is talking in circles about nothing and I still have three more calls to return!
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
This will be studied in design classes as an example of design that doesn’t consider the humans who will actually use the building
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
In case anyone needs reminding
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I started German on Duolingo a few months ago. Still on lesson 3 so I can switch to Irish pretty easily
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Remember, the “elites” like Cardi B and Eminem are behind Harris while Trump relies on salt-of-the-earth working-class Regular Americans like Elon Musk and Peter Thiel.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Don Draper saying “I don’t vote.”
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 05/11/2024
On the eve of Election Day, Vice President Kamala Harris and former president Donald Trump are both campaigning Monday in Pennsylvania, the battleground state with the largest number of electoral votes at stake. Follow along for live updates:
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Election 2024 live updates: On election eve, Harris, Trump focus on big prize of Pennsylvania
Get the latest news from the 2024 campaign trail in the contest between Vice President Kamala Harris and former president Donald Trump.
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
@juliemason.bsky.social listening to the rest of the show that I missed live today. I was so upset for missing Kneecap in the theaters. I bought it in Amazon but haven’t watched it yet. I’ll make watching it a goal for this week. Looks hilarious
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
@juliemason.bsky.social I met Gov Kemp once. He came to talk to our industry association. I remember him being serious and focused, but personable.
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
@juliemason.bsky.social “Non-fiction entertainment personality” is the word of the year. I’m stealing it.
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Lord Drunkysson @lorddrunkyson.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
@juliemason.bsky.social where I grew up we could get Crunch Mcflurries and they were the best. Much better than Oreo Mcflurries.
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