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@lorddave.bsky.social
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need some Twitter hero to goad him into trying to sue The Phantom
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Even tiny Beyonce
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Smooths Willis
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Need an emoticon of a trash can being thrown into a bigger trashcan
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Who am I kidding, I can't build a cat.
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Made a new friend to take to #Rifftrax #MST3K
A home-made Tom Servo replica and his friend, a Dachshund
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Shaking my head at 2-year-old Mark Wahlberg
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Go inside a trash can
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What I'm hearing is California should join the EU. Not accepting answers about why that wouldn't be allowed.
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the words "teenage mutant ninja turtles" in the style of the Avengers Doomsday logo, with Doctor Turtle Doom behind them
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I really appreciate the Ringheads killing off what little interest I had in this show
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Charlie Brown oblivious to it all, just wondering where Linus got those peas
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
No lie, man
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Eat poop
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Skip Legday
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Chugg Bundtpan
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Honestly, maybe The Wee Free Men Definitely Wyrd Sisters over Equal Rites
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I always asked for no lettuce on my Taco Bell anyway. More warm beef slurry tube for me!
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Argentina means Shiny Tina
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yellow gold. Texas P
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Your friend was a traitor to democracy and you should be ashamed
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I would absolutely buy a bunch of these
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Your friend was an evil man who did incalculable harm to the people you represent
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You'd instantly be my favorite character on Justified
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I wish The Soup had lived to see this LA mayoral race
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
For decades now my family has used “blasting zone” as a euphemism for diarrhea because we were all obsessed with a Brian Regan bit that had nothing to do with diarrhea.
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The one with all the thanksgivings
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
This sucks and you suck
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evil lesbian john williams 🦔 @micropolyphonia.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I make my wife look at your post every time I get a haircut, so your power grows.
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
She spends it all on supplements so she can be 6'8" and beat up all the other senators
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Shit
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
So do I have to clean the house today, or what?
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I bet a reporter could make an impact with a particular snazzy vest, but the one I'm thinking of you can only wear once
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
"I just got borned" is delightful, and that guy sucks
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Hey @billcorbett.bsky.social , is this grass?
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Abolish ICE you feckless waste
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Target's rule has failed. It is time for the return of the king(s).
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Here's hoping Grima eats him
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
A White House told you about agents who are Minneapolis are?
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I joined his dumb little "everybody is stupid but me" mailing list, even.
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Raffi_RC @raffic.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
REGIME CHANGE 🇺🇸
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It’s time for Freddy Krueger to use his knife hands to trim hedges for ALL the sleepy children
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
What's wrong with it? It's elementary, my dear Watson.
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Good one! Very dry satire.
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
If I was a billionaire I would absolutely build this house and pay somebody to live in it
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Willoughby Babcock Lives at 2405 Lake of the Isles Boulevard Mustache goes hard
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Getty, and honorary Gettys
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
You suck shit, fella
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Hawley Sm-boo-t @lorddave.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
He looks like all the Friends except Phoebe mashed together
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