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Blimey, that was quick! Congrats :)

(Personal Assistant, not my dad)

You can be my PA if you like.

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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 29/09/2026

Oh, that's considerably tricky :D

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Some screenshots from my 1991 Atari ST game, Evilution.

Location from Evilution. This one featuring a church.

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My wife's looking at me like I'm 250 years old watching this 😅

Think this is the first time in 54 years that I've known the word as soon as it's appeared #callmybluff

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"Mary Queen of Squats" really got me 😂 #mastermind #bbc4

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Imagine Magnus spouting that nonsense!

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There's a club if you'd like to go You could meet somebody who really loves you So you go and you stand on your own And you leave on your own And you go home and you cry And you check LinkedIn.

Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 26/09/2026

Imagine popping into your local for a few bevvies and some live music and Chrissie Hynde pops up on stage 😍 #arena

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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 26/09/2026

Nope. Dutch, ethical, and actually excellent chocolate.

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Those little salt crystals 😍

I've fallen in love... with a chocolate bar.

Tony's Chocolonely. Caramel and sea salt.

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Sorry, badly worded. Yep, the film!

And Invisible Sun was right there...

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Walking away from the PC for 10 minutes.

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But any good? I've got it on my server and been 50/50 about playing it.

Interesting. I'm more of a #hugecockmonday kinda guy.

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Good to see that #nottotp is top trending alongside *reads notes* #fatcockfriday. And they say Bluesky is dying?

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Another very enjoyable #totp. See you next time!

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So Aerosmith don't exist, Top of the Pops? #totp

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Next season's Manchester City fixture list.

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This Loose Ends song is just DEMO on a Casio keyboard, isn't it? #totp

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I was waiting for the Diarrhoea guy.

Yes! Giving the public what they want! #totp

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Every teacher's favourite song #totp

She is D. A dickhead. She is I. Inheritently racist. She is S. Super stinky. She is C. A clunt. She is O. Oblong. D. I. S. C. O! #TOTP

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I had a similar thought 😂