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Lord Arse! 🕹️

@lordarse.com
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Mark Howlett. "Memoirs of a Spectrum Addict", "The Rubber-Keyed Wonder". British collector of retro junk and idiot. enq:the.lord.arse@gmail.com

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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 4h
This is how pixel art was meant to look.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 29/09/2026
Some screenshots from my 1991 Atari ST game, Evilution.
Post-loading screen for Evilution.Loading screen for Evilution.Location from Evilution. This one featuring a church.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 28/09/2026
Combover guy in the Hamlet ad.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 28/09/2026
Think this is the first time in 54 years that I've known the word as soon as it's appeared #callmybluff
GOOGOL
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 26/09/2026
Imagine popping into your local for a few bevvies and some live music and Chrissie Hynde pops up on stage 😍 #arena
Chrissie Hynde singing live in a pub.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 26/09/2026
Holy...
Huge wall full of hundreds of CRTs.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 25/09/2026
I've fallen in love... with a chocolate bar.
Tony's Chocolonely. Caramel and sea salt.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 25/09/2026
Walking away from the PC for 10 minutes.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 25/09/2026
Interesting. I'm more of a #hugecockmonday kinda guy.
A farming man with a six foot cock.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 25/09/2026
Another very enjoyable #totp. See you next time!
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 25/09/2026
This Loose Ends song is just DEMO on a Casio keyboard, isn't it? #totp
Casio keyboard
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 25/09/2026
Always loved Huey Lewis #totp
Cliff Thorburn.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 25/09/2026
This Legs & Co bit looks like a skit from the Kenny Everett Show #totp
Kenny Everett
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 25/09/2026
Amiga #totp
Amiga.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 25/09/2026
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE BANGER! #totp
People Just Do Nothing.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 25/09/2026
I went to the website #totp
BBC Music Live website.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 25/09/2026
I made a point of making a wall of all our old media a few months ago. It looks great and more importantly... it's all at hand!
Wall of old media.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 25/09/2026
I don't want to make you feel old but Nirvana's "Nevermind" has just had its 35th birthday.
Hand holding the Nirvana "Nevermind" CD in front of shelves full of old media.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 25/09/2026
Next season's Manchester City fixture list.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 21/09/2026
Father Tedgehog.
Photo of a man next to a hedgehog sign. Text says "Councillor defies council to install hedgehog sign".
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 21/09/2026
Call my Bluff word "PERKY".
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 21/09/2026
Bluesky/Twitter
Reg Prentice Reg Prentice
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 21/09/2026
Looking for some advice from anyone who has bought and sold big box games on eBay! Do you think these boxes would suffice? The big box itself would be inside the packing box with bubble wrap and packing pieces outside, and the contents would also be secured. www.amazon.co.uk/SHIPPING-CAR...
large packing box
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 19/09/2026
Tony Stark throwing money everywhere.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 19/09/2026
Am I the only one who read this as "Billionaire Man"?
Alt text: Screenshot of a news article headlined, “Billionaire Man United owner says he has lost confidence in the UK.” Below, Sir Jim Ratcliffe stands beside a large ship wearing a dark suit and pink tie. A video thumbnail is overlaid on the image, and the caption reads: “Sir Jim Ratcliffe says the UK economy is ‘on the slide’.”
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 18/09/2026
Lord Arse's games room, featuring Crazy Taxi on the big screen.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 18/09/2026
#totp
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 18/09/2026
Lloyd Cole, right here #totp
Jimmy Carr.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 18/09/2026
There's an excellent version of Yellow Pearl (Top of the Pops theme circa early eighties) that's all guitars, hard drums and blub-blub-blub-blub-blub sound effects that they occasionally use on the Top 40 rundown but is there a good version that isn't all cut and pasted of it anywhere? Bloody no.
Yellow Pearl 45.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 18/09/2026
PLAY ABACAB YOU COWARDS! #totp
Mega Drive with Abacab.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 18/09/2026
Why are Legs & Co dancing in seaweed? #totp
Legs, Co, and seaweed.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 18/09/2026
I miss the Top of the Pops albums, said nobody ever #totp
Top of the Pops album.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 17/09/2026
Amateur. This is what I didn't have.
Heart attack on a plate.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 16/09/2026
The legend that was Sir Clive Sinclair died five years ago today. RIP Uncle Clive.
Sir Clive Sinclair
30 July 1940 - 16 September 2021
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 13/09/2026
This would be mine! A rather spiffy version of the game as well. Oh, and the room has been decorated since this photo was taken :)
Space Invaders playing on a Commodore PET.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 13/09/2026
My Philips Discoverer CRT TV. It's a big beautiful ball.
Philips Discoverer TV with a ZX Spectrum game loading on the screen.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 13/09/2026
54 today, innit! 🎂
Me, Lord Arse, holding a copy of DOOM upside-down in front of a shelf full of games.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 12/09/2026
Oh, and you'd like Together TV right now...
Coffy.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 11/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.
Fred Harris and his big cock.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 11/09/2026
Chinese girl.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 11/09/2026
Leader of the free world? What an embarrassment.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 09/09/2026
You were beaten to it by Channel 5!
"Cooper & Fry - Two detectives, two methods, one truth."

A male and female detective in the Peak District with some Police Line Do Not Cross tape between.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 08/09/2026
15 degrees today. Satisfying.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 06/09/2026
Three bottles of wine.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 06/09/2026
My KS1 has my name on it :D
Underside of a Spectrum Next computer with "Mark Howlett" emblazoned on it.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 06/09/2026
Watching a little late night's Robin's Nest. RIP Richard O'Sullivan 💔
Screenshot of Robin's Nest.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 04/09/2026
One of the most beautiful songs ever written #totp #flymetothemoon
The Cure Lovesong
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 04/09/2026
"I wanna wake up with you" #totp
Man in a bush
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 04/09/2026
Not the greatest performance but a pivotal song in the house music scene #totp
Love Can't Turn Around single.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 04/09/2026
Don't know about you but I think these young ladies will go far #totp
Bon Jovi
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