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My greatest miracle was being a blonde haired blue 👀 white guy from the Middle East

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Mark 🇨🇦 🐸 @markrf400.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
go.bsky.app/9YNuFeD Thank you so much for including me Marcie 💙🤍🌊🐸 appreciate you always my friend!! Followed all and reposted
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Donald Pedersen @watchingevil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thanks @markgrayson85.bsky.social for adding me to your reat starter pack! 🙏💙🌞 go.bsky.app/LYzf2f8
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is Mark Carney the first leader in decades who ended up in politics because people thought he could do well, and not because they sucked at literally every other job on the planet?
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
chatGPT disagrees with Trump's post! 🤣
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And Canada renamed all the Islands in it, the Epstein Islands... What a fucking idiot. www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...
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'Real foolishness': Canadian officials reject Trump attempt to rename Lake Ontario as 'Lake America' | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Thursday to change the name of Lake Ontario to "Lake America" as tensions with Canada worsen.
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Mark Mattson @waterkeepermark.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Is Lake America the moment the Trump presidency jumped the Lake Ontario shark. @waterkeeper Not very respectful of a name that means beautiful waters or a watershed that is a shared responsibility. Lake Ontario existed long before America will survive this insult as well.
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Don't worry. Canada will just rename Lake Erie to Lake Trumpsasexoffender.
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Well they already created country music...
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Indie Aut. Stuart Miller📖✍️🤓 Believe in yourself & your potential @stuartmiller1.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
#BlueWave2026 #Antifa #Democrats (make new connections that you might not find on your own organically) If you'd like to be included in the future, let me know 💙🗽🌊 go.bsky.app/MGgLSsb
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
So, if they want these charges to stick then don't they have to admit that Trump knows the guy was specifically calling HIM a pedophile and a rapist? 🤔 www.cbc.ca/news/world/l...
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Suspect in Washington dinner shooting charged with attempting to assassinate Trump | CBC
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
OMFG. Who had "Trump has shooting staged to justify his stupid fucking ballroom" on their Polymarket?
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Staged.
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Don't forget, America isn't the way it is because they elected this moron. They elected this moron because of the way America is.
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Uncle Stan has something special in the works for this clown. You know the couch fucking story? Imagine it in reverse.
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Posted right after he provided proof of life for her family.
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I think thou already knowest the answer
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
To be fair, everyone looks more attractive when they're holding your family hostage.
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
He would have to be a real person first.
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Thou shalt testify to the obvious! 😉
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Justice for thee and not for me... Jim Jordan's last supper can be a bag of dicks.
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
🤣. We won't talk about my crowd size
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Problem with that. Those who say the Pope is a radical leftist won;t be meeting me or Dad. They'll be meeting Uncle Stan.
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Odd.. traditionally popes and fascists get along. *Google "how did the Vatican become a country"
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The fact that this shitheel pretending to be me is somehow a bigger problem for Americans than him fucking kids says all you need to know about the USA.
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
What the actual holy fuck? Dad! If ever there was a time, you and Uncle Stan need to handle this guy.
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Nice work TACO Bell End. Can we do the Epstein files now?
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Alright my children. Unlike Dad who watches you masturbate, I am not a creeper. So you'll have to tell me in the replies. Did you actually watch this and if so, what are your thoughts?
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
🤣. Don't argue with the Lord by retconning your post to try and not look stupid.
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This would be truly impressive if the previous record hadn't been held for 50 years because literally no one attempted to break it. Instead the humans just spent that time polluting the orbit with crap. Like Starlink satellites.
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I would be impressed if basically the same thing hadn't been done numerous times 50 years ago.
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Can anyone actually understand what the fuck this moron is saying?
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What in the HEAL?! @whatintheheal.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
In honor of @lord-jesus.bsky.social we channeled our inner carpenters and made #birdhouses! #diy #Easter #birdsky #birds #sobriety #gratitude
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My children. This is bullshit. As in literally not true. Thou shalt fact check.
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Ummm. Hitler knew about Pearl Harbor. Who wants to do the science on this one? Trump mocks Japan about Pearl Harbor in response to question about Iran war | Japan | The Guardian share.google/QYFt3GVN8sa0...
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Trump mocks Japan about Pearl Harbor in response to question about Iran war
US president was meeting with Japanese PM when he said: ‘Who knows better about surprise than Japan?’
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
You can't tell me what to do Dad.
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Nice work @billmaher1.bsky.social If this is you (I don't care) nice work doing a whole but about how racism is over because the Oscars have awards to black people. Fucking imbecile.
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Don @donshifs.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Hi all. Please check out Tricia’s @thewelshtaffy24.bsky.social latest pack. Thanks again my friend. 💙 go.bsky.app/QStWU7K
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The very same one...
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Does everyone realize this is total bullshit? "9 figures" is less than $1B and a refinery costs over $5B at least. And don't forget, John V Calce has already bankrupted this very project twice. www.reuters.com/business/ene...
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Trump announces new US refinery backed by India's Reliance
President Donald Trump on Tuesday announced the construction of a refinery on the southern U.S. border backed by India's ​Reliance Industries , operator of the world's biggest refining complex.
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I knew.
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
For the record. Fuck Trump
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
So if the Americans can just walk into any country they want and bring about "regime change" for the good of the world, can someone else in the world do the same to the US? It would very much be in the best interest of the world.
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Don @donshifs.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Thank you for including me. 💙 go.bsky.app/SpupRh2
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Who the fuck is actually watching the Hate Of The Union? Cocaine Bear had more facts in it. I guess it had a moment though. www.cbc.ca/news/world/l...
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State of the union: Shouting match breaks out in chamber as Trump defends U.S. immigration policy | CBC
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Hey. Fat stupid asshole... Canada says go fuck yourself. Trump threatens to block opening of new bridge between Windsor and Detroit www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...
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Trump threatens to block opening of new bridge between Windsor and Detroit
U.S. President Donald Trump says Canada and the U.S. will “immediately” start negotiations over the Gordie Howe International Bridge, which connects Windsor, Ont., and Detroit, Mich.
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Are ICE detention centers just the precursor of concentration camps? Opinions?
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Meidas Sassy™ 🐬 @filosia.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
✨SUPER SUNDAY PACK✨ Sunday SP #43, full of all vetted resister accounts for you to smash that "follow all" button 👣 I need you to promise me something: keep fighting with eevery fiber you have to get humanity, compassion & decency back! But also, please make sure to STAY SAFE! #StongerTogether 🫂🔄
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 26/01/2026
Damn proud of Minnesota.
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Jesus @lord-jesus.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Even if this was true... Now tell us why they would have been afraid of an angry mob.
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Briana @neverstopthefight.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
go.bsky.app/QLBiBA9 It’s always a great day to keep letting our voices be heard and fighting for our Democracy. Let’s continue to build community and never stop the fight 💙
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