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Elissa

@loosepolygon.bsky.social
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Programmer, 3D artist, thing creator, people respecter Commission me to 3D model your character she

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Inky Cosmos @inkycosmos.com · 12/09/2026
LUV PARADE v0.2 is now free to play! Come meet Aura in the Chill Room, a magical raver who can make you glow! Art: @nekamix.bsky.social Words: @nbmk.bsky.social @charibdys.bsky.social @miraongchua.com Programmer: @loosepolygon.bsky.social Music: @sammneiland.gay inkycosmos.itch.io/luvparade
At the top the the Luv Parade heart logo is placed upon a starry background. Below is the bust of the new character Aura. She has big pink hair buns, butterflies, and long braids, and is wearing large fluffy ear warmers. Her beautiful brown complexion is emphasized by pink makeup and pink baby hairs curled at her cheeks. The text 'meet Aura' is to her right with a butterflies and a star swirling around it.
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Elissa @loosepolygon.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
nononononono I do NOT want this in my inventory O_O it's basically Covid 2: Turbo Death
Item from an optional mission in Shadowrun: Hong Kong
Paydata: SARS III Disease Sample
A sample of Shiawase's genetically-engineered SARS III virus. Other corporations will likely pay a lot of nuyen for this.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric
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Elissa @loosepolygon.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
world of warcraft skeleton
a skeleton in blender with the scapulas turned into gigantic pauldrons
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Elissa @loosepolygon.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Axis from Undertale Yellow saying "SHUTTING OFF STRENUOUS EMOTIONS TO SAVE POWER."
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Elissa @loosepolygon.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I have been cursed (injured) by a witch (me) to only be able to sit bisexually because of my hubris (bruised tailbone)
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Elissa @loosepolygon.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
magnificent teal rainbow uwu
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Elissa @loosepolygon.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
There will never be a programmer joke better than this: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
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Maja Öberg @majaoeberg.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
spongebob screaming at a fish saying "I FUCKING LOVE SEQUALS THAT REUSE ENGINES AND ASSETS FROM THEIR PREDECESSORS"

"I WANT TO FUCKING EXPERIENCE GAMES THAT EXPLORE THE CREATIVE POSSIBILITIES OF A WORLD WITHIN AN EXISTING FRAMEWORK"

With a bunch of pictures of games that did so
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TKarney @pecunium.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
It doesn't have to get done, it just has to be perfect

-an ADHD Proverb
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Elissa @loosepolygon.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
she doesn't know
the upside-down peas meme image but upside-down

is this in Australia?
wait
WHY ARE THE PEAS RIGHTSIDE UP BUT THE REST UPSIDE DOWN?!?!?!??!?!
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Elissa @loosepolygon.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I hate small talk. no more of this "how are you today?", it's time for large talk. "what's your greatest fear?" "dying alone, you?" "that none of my friends like having me around, I had another nightmare about it recently. would you like to sign up for our rewards program?"
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Elissa @loosepolygon.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
the holy trinity
dialog options from Vampire: the Masquerade - Reckoning of New York: "Eat shit.", "Piss off. Or yourself.", and "[Let him come.]"
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Kimmy W @ghostynewt.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
Screenshot of an email:

Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me

Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;

I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.

According to our records,

1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members

Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜

If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)

—-

Regards,
   ___ (🏳️‍⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
   Partner Infra Platform Experiences team

As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™

New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!

Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
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digital rabbit @crashlapine.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
tearing into the mod files for the mysummerdog addon and finding the funniest UV unwrap ive ever seen in my life
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Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him) @owenkcstephens.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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Elissa @loosepolygon.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
bring back this color palette
wild berry pop tartssolo jazz pattern
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Elissa @loosepolygon.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
maybe it's cause I just woke up but this broke my brain. it's like if you handed a medieval peasant a tablet with a video playing on it
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Kall @highlandkall.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
big fan of this genre of video ^^ (fake screenshot i drew yesterday)
fake screenshot of a YouTube video thumbnail. it has my cow sona off the the left pointing at a dull silhouette of power lines and buildings behind me. The background is all low-saturation grey green and brown.
the text under reads: Check Out These Powerlines 
Highland Kall
1.2M views - 1 year ago
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Elissa @loosepolygon.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Flora relaxing by the ocean My first time animating and using a drawn artstyle in Blender, a very fun learning experience
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Elissa @loosepolygon.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
obsessed with this wikiHow tutorial on how to drive a car that's 2 minutes long
How to Drive a Car
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🦋 June Strings 🪞🫀 @junestrings.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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Elissa @loosepolygon.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
videogames have gone too far
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Elissa @loosepolygon.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
when someone asks you to draw a bullet hole but you only know how to draw spider webs
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Elissa @loosepolygon.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I made a Guns of Icarus clip compilation to prove people still play: www.youtube.com/watch?v=X18Z...
youtube.com
Guns of Icarus Best Moments 2021-2025
YouTube video by loosepolygon
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 11/11/2023
This is it, the "final" version of one of the most important sexual technologies of the 21st century It has the ability to unlock powerful secret knowledge previously hidden to society Please direct people to this version
It's the "Humanoid-Anthro-Alien Sex Triangle" an increasingly hard to describe triangle graph plot thing

the top is labeled "furries", bottom left is "elf fuckers", and bottom right is "monster fuckers" with various creatures defined in different areas such as the orc fucker subcluster and the vampires intersecting circle

there's also the very important "post-furry contiuum intersection" which spans from living dolls to appliance fuckers

there's also an internal kobold spectrum

and there's "horny for minecraft" in its own non-intersecting bubble

this now includes the "ROBOT FUCKER SUPERSTRUCTURE" which  I just can't belive I had to add

also adds a "clone fucking" bubble

also adds the new "clown fucker pendulum" that goes from "clowns" to "klowns" and intersects the triangle

also also also we've got all kinds of updates in this one including the CENOBITE INCURSION

includes the PENTAGON OF SHAME for things that no one should have asked about

ive run out of characters lol
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