Reposted by Matty B. RealnessHarrison @mummies.world · 10/08/2026i need to be revived by the virtue of an herb 031
Reposted by Matty B. Realnesscoward @coward.bsky.social · 11/04/2026flimbo doesn’t have a fucking chance 416430
Matty B. Realness @loonecat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026i have been STORMING the pine forest looking for a new delicious or yummy sour candy. but all i found is sticks and bugs and some other shit. #WTF 030
Matty B. Realness @loonecat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Similar to the hot pepper and the use of capsaicin, the sour skittle actually evolved its citric acid 'sting' in order to REPEL people/kids/dogs/ants. Unfortunately, not much can stop me. 010
Reposted by Matty B. RealnessHarrison @mummies.world · 16/07/2026Dracula 2, the OFFICIAL sequel to Bram Stoker's novel, is out on Steam NOW. Play it store.steampowered.com/app/4858110/...store.steampowered.comDracula 2 on SteamDracula is trapped and you have to help him escape or else he will never escape in this sequel to Bram Stoker's beloved novel. 075
Reposted by Matty B. RealnessHarrison @mummies.world · 13/07/2026Dracula 2 releases in THREE DAYS. JULY 16. 122
Matty B. Realness @loonecat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Did you Know? a handful of baby skittles can weigh as much as 0.002 pounds! 020
Matty B. Realness @loonecat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026there are over 1,000,000,000,000,000 skittles on earth, and still they continue to breed. 010
Reposted by Matty B. RealnessHarrison @mummies.world · 23/06/2026they announced a new sesame street muppet named suckpig 031
Reposted by Matty B. RealnessHarrison @mummies.world · 22/06/2026dr. fauci invented a new hormone that turns you into a ghost 051
Reposted by Matty B. Realnessconmobr @conmobr.bsky.social · 18/02/2025GHOST OF A FLEA, mixed media on canvas, 16"x20" #art #painting 5451101
Reposted by Matty B. RealnessHarrison @mummies.world · 12/06/2026if your dogs ever start annoyingly barking as soon as you drift off to sleep it's bc they detected that your mind has entered the secret reality that only they can perceive at all times 041
Reposted by Matty B. RealnessHarrison @mummies.world · 11/06/2026don't bother me until i've had my ecstatic state 041
Reposted by Matty B. RealnessHarrison @mummies.world · 31/05/2026ill-omened crones and beldams of ill-luck DNI 041
Matty B. Realness @loonecat.bsky.social · 24/05/2026when i finally get my butthole closed with Science none of you will be laughing 020
Reposted by Matty B. RealnessHarrison @mummies.world · 22/05/2026so what we drink blood. so what we eat people 051
Reposted by Matty B. Realnessash @molten-ash.bsky.social · 19/05/2026theyre turning me into a small nondescript shape tomorrow 172
Matty B. Realness @loonecat.bsky.social · 18/05/2026they're saying it just might be the month of the mayapple.... 130
Matty B. Realness @loonecat.bsky.social · 15/05/2026if you gott a problem with me well look at this shit. we've never got a pupple like this before you son of beast 010
Matty B. Realness @loonecat.bsky.social · 15/05/2026i got cums in my head and they wont go penas in my head and they wont go 010
Matty B. Realness @loonecat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026year 5 of T is when you start getting the sperm cramps 030
Reposted by Matty B. RealnessHarrison @mummies.world · 08/05/2026picture of what every day of my life looks like 031
Reposted by Matty B. RealnessHarrison @mummies.world · 24/04/2026i'm positively pregnant with concepts 011
Reposted by Matty B. RealnessHarrison @mummies.world · 26/04/2026my desire is to go to canada's wonderland 011
Reposted by Matty B. RealnessHarrison @mummies.world · 26/04/2026scientists have at last begun to grasp the "shemp effect" 031
Reposted by Matty B. RealnessHarrison @mummies.world · 23/04/2026(starts throwing up piles of small white pills) my small white pills! 031
Reposted by Matty B. Realnessash @molten-ash.bsky.social · 24/04/2026dissect me and see that inside i am Pure 032
Reposted by Matty B. RealnessHarrison @mummies.world · 20/04/2026(mom walks in on me wrapping myself up in mummy bandages and checking myself out in the mirror) i swear it's not what it looks like 021
Matty B. Realness @loonecat.bsky.social · 19/04/2026i am making a Vine platform for halloween monsters 110
Reposted by Matty B. RealnessHarrison @mummies.world · 19/04/2026i feel like a mummy in a sarpotamus 021
