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Douglas Muth (Giza White Mage) 🔜 WPAFW @dmuth.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ever wonder how furry conventions decide when to ban someone? I wrote a blog post that explains how the process works. www.dmuth.org/so-you-think...
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So, You Think Someone Should Be Banned From A Furry Con
A practical guide to reporting safety concerns at conventions: what evidence helps, what doesn't, and why convention ban decisions are more complicated than many people realize.
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e.k. weaver @bigbigtruck.com · 09/07/2026
i dreamed you couldn’t post memes unless they had a wizard in them so i took a short break from work to doodle the one i kept posting on here in the dream
a rough sketch of a wizard holding his hat and staff, with impact text reading I HAVE NO QUALMS WITH YOU, FRIEND / BUT THIS TALK IS TEDIOUS AND I WISH IT CEASE
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 02/07/2026
Gm to all my fellow lapsed Catholics having a chuckle this morning
Two girls fighting. One is Catholic chuds the other is da pope

Guy smoking weed in the background is lapsed Catholics
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LongTailLaser @longtaillaser.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'm blanking on his name but there was a D-tier mayoral candidate a few years back whose campaign centered around the "overwhelming amount of human feces in the river"
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💫 The Furby Gremlin 💫 @ Sonic Expo @furbygremlin.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
THE CUBE
Silver cat plush cube
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LongTailLaser @longtaillaser.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Invention for fellow furry photographers
A poster board that says, "Move your paws below your face!!!!!!!!" with a hole to poke your lens through
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LongTailLaser @longtaillaser.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Looking at shitbox rx-7s on marketplace and dreaming of how much fun I could have if I was ok with my neighbors hating me.
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LongTailLaser @longtaillaser.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
With a lot of hand waving, this is roughly (very roughly) cavity dumping.
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jaze @jazetallo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.
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Berry Meat Market ➡ Sonic Expo @berrymeat.com · 04/04/2026
I'm terrible at posting but I'm here at Bewhiskered!!! Got the bunny kigusuit, flags, goat shirts, paintings, dumpster babies, and more!! Come say hi!!
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LongTailLaser @longtaillaser.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I found a working x-ray machine on marketplace for $250 and I just think it would be an incredible bit to bring my own x-ray to the doctor.
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LongTailLaser @longtaillaser.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Need to get my doctor to add the farmer pain scale to my chart.
A piece of paper titled Farmer Pain Scale with the text "I'M HERE, AIN'T I?" pointing towards a skull and crossbones.
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Wolffin @thewolffinsnow.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
It is:
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LongTailLaser @longtaillaser.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Vecna: Eleven:
Dale from king of the hill throwing pocket sand in a guy's face.
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LongTailLaser @longtaillaser.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Stranger things missed a golden opportunity to make Kali a yinzer. "I been stuck in the upside-dahn"
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
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Star @ Touching Grass (On Hiatus) @lightninglemur.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
So uh Anyone good at Linux Mint troubleshooting? I did an oopsie and ran autoremove trying to get another program running last night. Now I'm stuck at the Linux Mint logo forever loading up
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 18/11/2025
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
A LinkedIn ad showing Jensen Huang shaking hands with some vague fashion executive:

L'OREAL
6,204,444 followers
Promoted
We're thrilled to announce a collaboration with NVIDIA to supercharge beauty with next-gen Al.

WELCOME TO
NVIDIA

L'ORÉAL
GROUPE
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
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LongTailLaser @longtaillaser.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Love driving 20 minutes to my local hardware store to buy a single nut.
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LongTailLaser @longtaillaser.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Me if my wife got turned into a worm
Dr. Nico Tatopoulos from the 1998 Godzilla, the best Godzilla movie ever made.
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LongTailLaser @longtaillaser.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Apparently I've got to age verify for this site now by providing their 3rd party provider my SSN, credit card, or photo ID, and I cannot fully express how much I'm never going to do that.
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LongTailLaser @longtaillaser.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Gym is supposed to be a judgment free zone but whoever left a half drank 2 liter of fago cotton candy on the bathroom counter, I'm judging.
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Hazard @datgreenmonstah.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I can confidently say she is finally done! My Haru Urara weighted and warming plushie I made in her memory after passing away on the 9th of September at the age of 29 due to colic. The horse who never won a race in her career but never gave up and inspired her fans to do the same 🌸💕 #art
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Berry Meat Market ➡ Sonic Expo @berrymeat.com · 31/08/2025
MEGAPLEX DAY 2!!! I'm so bad at posting 😅 Come say hi! Talk to me about How to Train Your Dragon!
Berry meat vendor booth
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Otter Chaos➡️ASC @otterchaosofc.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Come on over to D22!! Cars, otters, monster hunter and other little odds and ends can be found around these parts
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LongTailLaser @longtaillaser.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Just drank a pre-workout for the first time and this shit should not be legal. My face feels like it's full of ants.
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LongTailLaser @longtaillaser.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Bold of the door to door sales guy to try and pitch me while I was underneath my car in the driveway.
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Berry Meat Market ➡ Sonic Expo @berrymeat.com · 22/08/2025
All set up at #Furrydelphia2025 !! Come say hi!!
Berry meat vendor booth
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LongTailLaser @longtaillaser.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Farm discussion tonight: This is all a peck is. What Peter Piper did ain't all that impressive.
An 8 quart white basket filled with cucumber, sitting on top of a few bushels of cucumbers.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
signed a deal while eating chili out of a coffee pot i even gave my life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot
Action Bronson rapping
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
"I even gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" is an Action Bronson line
Byron Donalds tweets: "In college, I worked at CrackerBarrel
 in Tallahassee. I even gave my life to Christ in their parking lot.

Their logo was iconic and their unique restaurants were a fixture of American culture.

No one asked for this woke rebrand. It’s time to Make Cracker Barrel Great Again 🇺🇸"
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LongTailLaser @longtaillaser.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Sneaking in my contribution to #WorldPhotographyDay at the last minute. 🐭: @berrymeat.com
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Sir Space Dragon @sirspacedragon.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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Lyam Yeensen | Pup Mylo @lyamtheyeen.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Happy #FursuitFriday from a yote and a buck! Time to relax for the weekend! 🦌: @bulkybuck.bsky.social 📸: @longtaillaser.bsky.social 🧵: @madefuryou.com @bncreation.bsky.social #furry #furries #fursuit
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LongTailLaser @longtaillaser.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Competition between my guilt over throwing useful things (that I no longer need) in the trash, versus my burning hatred of dealing with the people of Facebook marketplace.
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Otter Chaos➡️ASC @otterchaosofc.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Last day for free shipping!
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Berry Meat Market ➡ Sonic Expo @berrymeat.com · 03/08/2025
This kitty is looking for a forever home! Come adopt this bean at AWU!! #AWU2025
Egg opossum holding a cat kigusuit Cat kigusuit
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Berry Meat Market ➡ Sonic Expo @berrymeat.com · 02/08/2025
Someone come catch this fish!! Available at AWU!!
Egg the opossum holding a fish kigusuit Fish kigusuit
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LongTailLaser @longtaillaser.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Going through my film from Anthrocon seems less daunting than my digital, so here's a thread on that.
A person in a tiger fursuit head playing the sax, joined by another person playing the trumpet
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Otter Chaos➡️ASC @otterchaosofc.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Here they are!! The thing I've been vaugly posting about, Kei truck accent pillows!! They come with or without the case, your choice And FREE SHIPPING until late Monday as celebration! Link for case AND pillow otterchaosofc.bigcartel.com/product/kei-...
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LongTailLaser @longtaillaser.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
This vaccine contains chemicals known to the state of California to prevent illness.
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LongTailLaser @longtaillaser.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Vintage glass for the aesthetic.
A sears 80-200 f4 lens, the interior is filled with mudThe same lens viewed from the other side.
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Berry Meat Market ➡ Sonic Expo @berrymeat.com · 25/07/2025
LAST DAY TO ORDER ONE OF THESE!!
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Regarding Pittsburgh graffiti, from Kewpie
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🦌🎈Buckley🌹🍞 @bleatrkropotkin.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Been spending the last few hours going through various web archives of people's personal furry web pages from the 90s. Been quite the experience
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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LongTailLaser @longtaillaser.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Film from Anthrocon is back from the lab, which is my reminder to finish editing.
Rainbow dinosaur fursuit with its arms outstretched Cat fursuit looking at the camera
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