Longes @longes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm surprised to say this, but Richard Ayoade is by far my least favorite Taskmaster contestant. It always feels like he can't be bothered and thus sandbags or sabotages the tasks. 200
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Her popularity 'cratered' from 63% in November last year to 56% in September this year, and her cabinet has higher performance approval that every Abe cabinet in the last decade. 001
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The lascivious Jezebel in question that the modder wants censored: 022
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The reactions to AX speed dating disaster fall into two camps: 1. "Lmao, anyone who goes to speed dating is a creepy incel; why don't you go pick up women on the streets like a normal manly man" 2. "Of course no women went there, there were male strippers next door" Both are dire. 000
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Time for everyone to pretend that they were always big fans of the We Happy Few studio, studio best known for making the infamous hype flop, We Happy Few. 000
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026In retrospect, Ncuti Gatwa's doctor who ended up a perfect representation of a twitter bully. Faking being affable, hiding behind big displays of emotions, while also immediately baring fangs and sadistically torturing people when he can get away with it. 010
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026New Fable is getting the weirdest hate from the bluechecks. 000
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Checked if Nighthawks is out yet. It's not. It's been 8 years. Even text-based indie RPGs are Duke Nukem Forever now. 000
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I feel like people are being unfair to J's VA in the Expanse beta. I don't think he fits the model (J should look younger for this voice), but the voice acting itself is totally fine. 000
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 23/04/2026"Project Hail Mary is political" discussions seem to deliberately avoid that in PHM the world is saved by an unelected dictator with absolute power doing whatever she wants and throwing people into any meatgrinders she deems necessary. 000
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Saying "Portal is all about platforming" is like calling Minesweeper a military simulator. 030
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 08/04/2026There once was a game called "Ultima VII". It was a neat RPG with a bunch of immersive mechanics, one of which was the ability to bake bread. You weren't mechanically incentivized to do it or anything, but it was a thing you could do. It was memorable. People talked about it. People talked about it 110
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 31/03/2026In as much as I like Crimson Desert, it constantly feels like a first draft of the game. They needed another year at least to go over the whole game and refine it and unify all the mechanics. I've had two crime investigation quests that played totally differently for no reason. 000
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Jump and do aerial attacks. Use Nature's Snare to reflect the boss' attacks. You picked the boring option and are mad about it. 000
Reposted by LongesOwlcat Games @owlcatgames.bsky.social · 26/03/2026The Expanse: Osiris Reborn Beta will become available on April 22, 2026, on PC (Steam), Xbox Series X|S, and PlayStation 5. It will be released in spring 2027, on PC, Xbox Series X|S, PlayStation 5, and will also be available in Xbox Game Pass from Day 1. 288311
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 26/03/2026My favorite genre of woke masculinity discussions is when they reinvent fascism. "Actuallu real men should stoically die for the state." Cool, man 000
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Watched "Project Hail Mary". Movie's real good. Ryan Gosling is too charismatic to play this character, I can not believe that he's this lonely loser with literally no attachments on Earth. 000
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I think what bothers me most about Esoteric Ebb's politics is that it talks about communism and capitalism in idealized but polar terms. Communism is when everyone is kind and all people share their wealth. Capitalism is when the rich people exploit the poor. 111
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Crimson Desert is exactly Fable as Molyneux promised it, but with all the jank of Fable as Molyneux delivered it. It's wonderful. 110
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 13/03/2026How someone reads "Longing" and comes out thinking that Planescape: Torment approves of and glorifies the Practical Incarnation is beyond me. 121
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026As of 2024, I no longer care about any arguments on piracy. AI companies stole the entire internet, and all of the big businesses were fine with it. So fuck it. Masks are off, and if it's fine for the rich to pirate content, then why shouldn't it be for me? 010
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Sometimes Esoteric Ebb feels the need to do a wokescold round 000
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Everyone is running a million agents making something, but somehow nothing is ever made. Curious. 051
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 30/01/2026People are somehow surprised that the show about Mandalorians as the Space Jews ended up with the reclamation of Space Israel and Space Temple by the Space Davidic Line. 000
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 26/01/2026In a fascinating example of the American far-left hatred for "centrism", their current example of "centrism" is an "unrepentantly atheistic Jewish homosexual" who was already anti-Trump in 2018. It's your guy. You are tilting at your own guy. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...theatlantic.comBoycott the Republican PartyIf conservatives want to save the GOP from itself, they need to vote mindlessly and mechanically against its nominees. 000
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 22/01/2026People who play video games as a job come to have an incredibly warped and cursed view of what everyone else enjoys as a recreational activity. 020
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Ah, you were always by my side. My true mentor. My guiding chaos. #rance #ランスシリーズ #ランス 000
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 16/01/2026This'll be a hot take. Dark Brotherhood questline in Oblivion isn't very good. The best I can give it is "fair for its time". Or "better than Morrowind's". That's about it. It has memorable moments, and it's frontloaded with its most interesting missions. But it's also just incredibly simplistic. 100
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Pathologic 4 perfect ending Changeling falls in love with the player. Those who identify the reference get a special good boy/girl point 010
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 11/01/2026The existential horror of having my eyes opened to Rance's influence on Japanese media is having to ask myself "Is the Kingdom Hearts cover a Kichikuou Rance reference, or is that simply the optimal way to paint a character aura farming on a throne with his allies?" 000
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 31/12/2025There's great irony that modern portrayal of the Githzerai in D&D is entirely based around Dak'kon - a reverse alignment (lawful neutral instead of chaotic neutral) githzerai weirdo priest of a fake version of a minor Githzerai cult made up to enslave him personally. 110
Reposted by LongesFelipe Pepe @felipepepe.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I really hate how games media handles anything out of China: www.thegamer.com/clair-obscur... We're getting a gorgeous remake of one of their best RPGs ever, but the clown does zero research about it and just goes "I'm getting a lot of Boss Baby vibes from this..."thegamer.comWe've Got Our First Clair Obscur-like, And It's A Chinese Game Called Sword And Fairy 4: RemakeSome shots almost looks like a Clair Obscur DLC. 401104255
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I am recording the LP of The Seance of Blake Manor. It's a fun occult mystery investigation game. However, I find myself mildly annoyed at the "woke" mindset limiting the mystery space. Because the game opens with a disclaimer about cultural sensibilities, I can tell that the game is woke.store.steampowered.comSave 25% on The Séance of Blake Manor on SteamThe Séance of Blake Manor is a supernatural detective mystery, set in 1897 Ireland, where you investigate the disappearance of Evelyn Deane in a remote hotel full of secrets and other-worldly occurren... 110
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Want to find a girlfriend. Go to book clubs and art meetups. Lots of girls, all married. Go to a singles' "fast friending" event. 25 guys, 5 girls. 3 girls are tourists, 1 married, 1 laughed when I asked if she's single. Just gonna kill myself. 000
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Spellblade, my fan art for @saikings.bsky.social 's Verho In honor of the sword I used for 90% of the game until ditching it for the Arcane sword 010
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Reading the negative Rue Valley reviews confuses me. I feel like I played a different game from everyone else. 110
Longes @longes.bsky.social · 02/12/2025I have started a @ruevalley.bsky.social let's play. So far, so good, let's crack this case! youtu.be/iVwK-fcgW80?...youtu.beLet's Play Rue Valley - Part 1 - Mandatory TherapyYouTube video by Longes 010
Reposted by LongesRueValley @ruevalley.bsky.social · 01/12/2025"Still with me, Mr. Harrow?" Beautiful Rue Valley fan art, shared by saavraell on our discord server. Did you change your opinion of Dr. Finck while playing Rue Valley? 083
