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@longertables.bsky.social
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When you have more than you need, build a longer table not a taller fence. Trans rights are human rights. Victory for Ukraine is victory for democracy. Free Palestine Fuck fascism in all its forms. He/Him They/Them

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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Priorities.
screenshot of current bluesky trending topics showing disney adding ads to plans as number 1 with Trump adding snipers to arch as number 2
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
album cover for the album Smash by The Offspring
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I want to like your post but:
screen shot of the bottom of the post showing 64 likes
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It's a requirement under legislation. You can draw a dick in each box if you want, but you're supposed to mark the ballot in a private booth and with an implement provided (pencil etc).
a screenshot from the aph.gov.au highlighting that marking your ballot is required in an australian election
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
🤘
a pink flowery design with the words 'fuck fascism' in the middle
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Big storm about to hit. My favourite weather. #photography #weather
Storm over the oceanStorm over the ocean
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Got some more photos today. Snapped this juvenile Pacific Gull catching a fish, and this cheeky little Corella screeching at us from a tree. #birds #photography
juvenile pacific gull with fishjuvenile pacific gull with fishjuvenile pacific gullCorella sitting in a tree
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Sign in Adelaide parklands.
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Been working on my photos and editing. Shot on a Find X9 in master mode.
A black necked storkAlligatorSumatran Tiger Panda
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
May I introduce the Nokia 5710.
A Nokia 5710 showing it's built in ear buds.
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Made what might be my best pork crackling ever tonight. #food
A roast porkPork crackling
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Some more photos I took with my Find X9. #photography #macro
A macro photo of a millipedeHigh res photo of a flower with dew dropsA succulent with dew drops
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I sell phones for a living, gaming stuff too. It's way more common than you think. We sell heaps of these kinds of things. Emulation of older stuff is super easy, and there are heaps of regular games on both Play Store and Apple Store. I play Slay The Spire, Dead Cells, Terraria, Minecraft etc.
a wireless mobile phone game controller
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I'm not a photo guy, but got a phone recently with a really nice camera. Been taking a few snaps and actually enjoying it.
Picture of parrots made of stained glass
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I'm not normally a camera guy, I'm bad at photos. However I got an Oppo Find X9 recently and snapped this shot from my backyard last night. Pretty happy with the result.
The moon
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Today I hit 1 year studying Ukrainian and German.
A badge from Duolingo showing a 365 day learning streak
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
21 times they punched that man while they held him face down on the ground, but we're told it's not police brutality and Tony Abbot wants the officers 'quietly commended'. Eat a fucking dick you fascist pigs. 🖕 #auspol #policebrutality #fuckfascism
nsw police arresting a man after punching him 21 times while he was already on the ground.
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
but what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed? - terry pratchett, snuff
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This is a version of what I saw. when I saw it, it was just the bottom part.
a screenshot of epstein files documents. one line says 'i loved the torture video' another line says 'i give you permission to kill him.'
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
@kkarapanagiotidis.bsky.social spot on. #auspol #NazisNotWelcome
post by kon karapanagiotidis which exists character limit for alt text

I’ve been raising the alarm for months that One Nation would become the second major party in Australia surpassing Liberal Party and that has tragically now happened in latest Newspoll, with more voters choosing ON over Liberal Party. 
I blame the Albanese Government for failing to take on the rise of white nationalism, racism, bigotry and not standing up for multicultural Australia that has create a vacuum to allow ON to grow by spreading misinformation & scapegoating immigration & migrants for our cost of living crisis. 
I also blame the Liberal Party for fighting culture wars instead of offering a positive alternative. Of trying to pander to the far right & extremists, to an Australia that no longer exists and ignoring the majority of Australians and their own platform as Liberals.
The Labor Party thinks this is ok because the votes are mainly being drained from Liberal Party but they have failed us all. When you have a white nationalist political party as the main opposition that will push Labor even further to the right and our nation. This will jeopardise further the safety and human rights of multicultural and First Nations communities. 
Their white nationalist policies will be platformed and reported on as mainstream and legitimate. In reality the vast majority of Australians support multiculturalism and immigration, taking in refugees and our proud of our diversity. 
The vast majority of Australians want positive and inclusive leadership that addresses the issues that matter to us all: cost of living, housing affordability, access to health and mental health care, a universal liveable income, tackling poverty and climate change and ensuring a safe and cohesive nation to name a few. 
We need to be demanding actual leadership from Labor and the Coalition that includes us all, that reflects the Australia that we actually are, that has courage, values and our shared best interests at the he…
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind

terry pratchett

az quotes
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Don't forget Andrew Tate also getting his ass handed to him!
Andrew Tate knocked out in his misfits fight against Chase DeMoor
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Three panels showing Palpatine from Star Wars

1st panel Democrats when they're in the minority: I'm too weak
2nd panel Democrats when they're in the majority: I'm too weak
3rd panel Democrats when stopping Bernie Sanders and his policies to help working class people: Palpatine shooting force lightning.
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Look at her. She is bigly mad that they got booed so resoundingly. You can almost see her planning retribution. #FuckTrump #KKKaroline
Karoline Leavitt at the US Open looking big mad.
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
By this logic a kid who saw his parents get brutalized by the corporate American health system would be justified in shooting a CEO or two. Do these people hear themselves?
A screenshot of a tweet from Jennifer Greenberg which reads:
it would be wise for those criticizing JD Vance to recall that his mother was a drug addict who nearly died multiple times right in front of him. This issue is extremely personal to him and he cannot be expected to have any sympathy with cartels.
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
This picture seems appropriate today for some reason. Not sure why. #auspol
a scene from Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade depicting Indiana Jones about to punch a Nazi in the face
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Please gtfo with this fossil fuel industry propaganda, no one with half a brain cell buys it. When accounting for our exports, we are the 2nd overall largest emitter in the world. www.unsw.edu.au/newsroom/new...
New research has revealed Australia is the second-largest climate polluter when calculated by total carbon emissions from it's massive fossil fuel exports - beaten only be Russia but ahead of ever OPEC country and the United States

Commissioned by UNSW Sydney's Australian Human Rights Institute through tis australian climate accountability project and undertaken by Climate Analytics the research measures total lifecycle carbon emissions for australias fossil fuel exports. it shows those emissions are playing a substantial role in driving climate pollution and global warming.
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
ahhhh much better
screenshot of bluesky mute page with the #bb27 tag being muted forever.
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I don't post much gaming stuff on here but all I have to say here is OOF #BlackOps7 #Battlefield6
screenshot of Youtube with the likes circled and a line leading to a comment. the number of likes is 30k. the comment reads 'this actually made me preorder Battlefield 6'. the comment has 40k likes.
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
first panel a man looking at planet earth and asking 'hey world hows it goin?'
second panel a Russian tank flying the Russian and American flag.
third panel the man with a blank expression.
forth panel the main exclaiming 'jesus f***ing christ'
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
A sinker with the word Epstein on it
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Got a new watch to try and help with fitness. Since being diagnosed with ADHD one thing I've learned is that I get more motivated when I have visual cues and statistics to compete with. I'm happy with this result for my first walk in a while. Dogs happy too!
A map showing a walk. Samsung health. 40:26 minutes. 3.88 kilometres. 5.7km/h
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Yeah right. Gonna finish cheating at golf first though right?
Aaron Rupar Trump on Netanyahu: "We're working together, we're going to try and get things straightened out for the world."

Al Jazeera English: BREAKING: At least 43 Palestinians have been killed by Israeli forces across Gaza since dawn today, including six aid seekers, sources in Gaza hospitals tell Al Jazeera.
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
a view of some trees and forest with words photoshopped over the top. the words read, "if you are more fortunate than others, build a longer table not a taller fence"
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
'God with us' It's not the first time fascism has worn this face.
Wehrmacht belt buckle displaying the words 'Gott mit uns' and the symbol of the Third Reich including a swastika.
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
a screencap of a wikipedia article titled: List of rebellions in the United States.

The subtext reads:
This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it.

Below that is a picture of George Washington with flashing red eyes.
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
picture of a pin with text reading 'Trump is the worst president since Trump' the words since Trump have been crossed out and a period has been added after President.
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
"I need a Nobel Peace Prize because I can't stand the idea of a black man having something that I can't have."
a tweet from Donald J. Trump in all capitals reading:

THE CEASEFIRE IS NOW IN EFFECT. PLEASE DO NOT VIOLATE IT! DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

6/23/25 10:08pm
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
If you use a chromium based browser, you can set most of them to default to Google's web search option which skips all the AI bullshit and all the sponsored ads etc. Or just click the button as shown in the screenshot here
A screenshot showing Google's web search option
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Now one of their reporters has been shot, Channel 9 finally putting some actual truth in their lede instead of burying it half way into the story. #auspol
screen cap of a facebook post from the Australian Channel 9 News agency describing the current protests in LA.
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Maybe if ICE stopped Gestapo-ing then people would stop comparing ICE to the Gestapo. #fucktrump #fuckfascism
A screenshot of a bluesky feed showing two skeets. The first is a tweet from the official Homeland Security X account of the USA admonishing people for comparing ICE to the Gestapo. 

The second is from the ACLU talking about a case where a man being held without trial or charge in a detention facility has been denied holding his newborn child for the first time.
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
There's probably only one person in the LNP who could be more unpopular than Peter Dutton and that's Angus fucking Taylor. #auspol
A screenshot of an ABC post discussing the 2025 Australian Election and who might succeed Peter Dutton as leader of the Coalition. The highlighted text reads

Well not much because if Angus Taylor is the answer, it's a stupid question.
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Lindsay Graham is the single most pathetic motherfucker on the planet. No offense to motherfuckers. #fucktrump
A post from the X account of US Senator Lindsay Graham accompanied by a picture of Donald Trump from a Fox News interview on the White House grounds. Post reads:

Lindsay Graham
@LindseyGrahamSC

I was excited to hear that President Trump is open to the idea of being the next Pope. This would truly be a dark horse candidate, but I would ask the papal conclave and Catholic faithful to keep an open mind about this possibility! 

The first Pope-U.S. President combination has many upsides. Watching for white smoke.... Trump MMXXVIII!
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
This applies in Australia too to a somewhat lesser extent. The Greens are not far left. Most Independent candidates are not far left. The ALP are classical conservatives. Australia is about a fair go for everyone and looking after your mates. 🧵 #auspol #votegreen #voteindependent #climate200
Text reads:

America does not have a far left movement. 
Our far right are fascists
Our center right are extremist nationalists
Our center left are classical conservatives
Our far left are moral centrist moderates

Any objective politcal compass would place politicians like Sanders or Warren barely left of center. A real far leftist movement would be advocating for forced property seizure by the working-class. Instead our far left is like "dont let people die in medical poverty, please"
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. 5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God #falseidol #fucktrump
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
These are the options for my electorate: 4 far-right. 1 center-right. 1 progressive left. We need more choices on the left and we need more qualified people getting into politics and running on progressive values. #voteindependent #votegreen #greensforkingston #auspol
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
These two are the more important numbers. Lets get them a lot higher this year and show the duopoly that they must govern for the AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE and not for their CORPORATE SPONSORS. #auspol #voteindependent #votegreen
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Why are our politicians giving so much of our money to these companies that are posting multi-billion dollar profits? They are getting a handout and we are getting increased prices? It's bullshit and we all know it. #auspol #voteindependent
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Nick @longertables.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The same judge who is overseeing the Alien Enemies Act deportation case just got randomly assigned #Signalgate. If this were the plot of a novel, it would get hammered by critics for being too unrealistic.
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