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Jonathon Brent

@lonelycoast.bsky.social
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
We wouldn't even need coal if the libtards hadn't killed the whale oil industry, which powered the world for over 300 years.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Sounds like he thinks we're all teenage girls.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The Ayatolla should hired Ted's father. He knows how to get the job done.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE ASKING THE QUESTION:
IF DEPORTATIONS ARE THE GOAL, WHY ARE WE BUILDING PRISON CAMPS?
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Do they not have access to the video of the show? And what of they be investigating? "Now Mr. Bunny, did you, or did you not, engage in hip thrusting? And isn't it true that demonic thrusting was meant to arouse and titillate? Was it not meant to corrupt good Americans with depraved lust"?
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I accept your apology, Steve.
Now you understand the
true power of gravy to
transform any meal.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
CALL YOUR SENATOR!
They love to hear you beg for the mercy they will never give
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Yes CBP is just as bad and has been arrogantly wiping their ass with the constitution for decades.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
She's so blatantly trying to build a base from the most vicious, bloodthirsty extremist of the right and is too stupid to realize there is very little voting power there. When you're such a grifty psycho that even the GOP doesn't want you around, might be time for a new career choice.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Smarmy, obsequious lickspittles. Every last one of them.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
She's sane. She's just a con-artist fleecing idiots.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
No one gives a fuck about this nonsense.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Grifters gotta adapt. A good grifter knows when a grift has run it's course, cannibalize it as the basis for a new grift. "I was blind, but now I see. Buy my book".
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Well you aren't looking very hard
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
So you know, this is an AI generated pic.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Honestly, I'm happy for the lucky ICE agent who gets herpes and cheated on by this classy MAGA lady.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
It makes sense. Cooking chicken makes it form betacuck enzymes that turn you gay and trans. We need to share this so that patriots will be aware of this liberal cooked meat hoax and will only eat chicken raw, the way a real, alpha male should.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
DOGS CAN'T PLAY BASKETBALL! DOGS CAN'T PLAY BASKETBALL!
media.tenor.com
a group of basketball players are playing a game of basketball with a referee .
ALT: a group of basketball players are playing a game of basketball with a referee .
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
"I built a wall. Nobody talks about that". Because that was one of your first term lies/failures and everyone has moved on.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
They can't help themselves, they just grab him by the neckussy. When you're a vulture they let you do it.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
She's smelling the smoke and doesn't want to be anywhere near the building when the inferno gets going.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
To be fair she's a fucking idiot, and so is anyone trying to argue otherwise. She's not going to fuck you.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
They look like a couple that keeps teenage runaways chained in the basement
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Damn, I’d love to
destroy the system...
but then I’d have no
shot at being a
guard one day.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Did he just salute the Japanese flag?
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
It is 5am. I'm awake searching for what happened to Bear, the chimp from the 1979-81 TV show BJ and the Bear. Why is my brain like this? And if you're wondering -
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Fun thing about this is, the red hat cult couldn't gather a fraction of a percentage of this, and they know it. Which is why they're desperately trying negate, downplay and ridicule it today. Their online army of insult-bots and trolls aren't good for much offline.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
We wouldn't let him drive a car, but sure, here's the levers of power for the country Granpa. Have fun.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I'm doing the exact same thing you are chick. Why are you such a hypocrite?
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
How many times a day does he have to wipe the MAGA off his chin?
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
It's okay for you to attack people, yet you're butthurt when it's given back. That is much more like MAGA. Now go vote harder for GOP-Lite.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
No, you're just a blind dumbass.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Man, she just left Commander Cankles in her dust. I'm going to assume she also farted on him.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
"Children should only be fed dogfood" - RFK (probably)
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
"The Democrats own this." - Nancy Mace, while foaming at the mouth
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Well, he comes from that family environment, but we don't what he's about yet. But he's certainly not trans.
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mji29 @mji29.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
In memoriam, it would have been what he wanted...
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I volunteer to self-deport. I'm already working on it, but a gubment assist would be welcomed
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Or what Nepal just did.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
“The Late Show” began losing money at least three years ago, two people familiar with the finances said." That's your fucking source? 🤡
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
"reportedly lost tens of millions annually" Reported by who? Who reported this, and what was their source?
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
You are just parroting what you read from some other online assbang. You are talking out of your ass. You don't toss out a ratings leader for cost overruns, when you can simply cut cost.
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Mr Global 🌎 @mrglobaltoo.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
My Latest Forbes Article www.forbes.com/sites/mattra...
forbes.com
Why Electricity Prices Are Rising And What You Can Do To Cut Costs
Is your electric bill rising? Here's why, and some ways to cut costs.
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🦋 C.G., PhD 🐸 (🪖"Prima" AKA "Battle" to One)🌻 @tcrg2012.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
📢 Reclaim your balls! Take off the hat! #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #BlueSkyVets #Voices4Victory
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Amazon grab bags is what he calls her boobs.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I'm glad he clarified what "take him out" meant.
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The Biden administration did nothing to stop the accumulation of humidity in the air. All because they hate America. #DeportMeteorologists
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Jonathon Brent @lonelycoast.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
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