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Londontechguy

@londontechguy.bsky.social
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Businessman | Computer Wizard | Multimedia Producer | Music Producer | Artist | Gamedev | Science & Technology Enthusiast | FOSS Advocate I make things! 😀 📍London, England

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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This game dev is looking for playtesters for their super cool-looking game made with Godot. Basically, it's Hotline Miami in 3D! 👀 www.reddit.com/r/godot/comm... #Godot #GodotEngine #MadeWithGodot #GameDev #IndieDev #SoloDev
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I had the Sinclair ZX Spectrum 48K and the +3. I still think about that Cheetah Joystick from time to time. The sounds coming from it would make your favourite mechanical keyboard blush! 🙃 #ZXSpectrum #PC #Gaming #Retro #OldSchool #OldSkool
Sinclair ZX Spectrum 48KSinclair ZX Spectrum +3
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me checking just how abysmal the current state of the Godot Asset Store is: - Goes to the official website - Types "Dialogue Manager" into the search box and hits the Enter key - Sees the EXACT MATCH is FOURTH amongst 12 results Me: 👇 #Godot #GodotEngine #GameDev #IndieDev #SoloDev
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My three prayers for the Godot Asset Store: 1. Change the default search results back to 'Relevance' 2. You can't select the 'Category' unless you're within a project. Why??? Enable this please 3. Add more categories e.g. templates, demos, shaders #Godot #GodotEngine #GameDev #IndieDev #SoloDev
Godot Engine Asset Store screenshot from within the editor
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Do you know how much of a cunt you have to be for Spider-Man to break the fourth wall, get Doctor Strange to open a portal to our universe, and enter it just to fuck you up? #Marvel #Spider-Man #Spiderman #JakeLang #Minneapolis
A person in a Spider-Man costume appearing to Jake Lang at a rally
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
One of the best 2D game frameworks, LÖVE, is on course to be an absolute beast!!! Highlights include: - Vulkan support - Metal support - SDL3 support - Better input support - Shader improvements - Box2D update and other physics improvements love2d.org/wiki/12.0 #LÖVE2D #GameDev #IndieDev #SoloDev
LÖVE game framework logo
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The groundbreaking speed in which the Box3D physics engine is being adopted needs to be studied. In 1-2 years from now, game devs will be saying "Jolt... oh yeah, I remember that". 😂 Shout-out to the legend that is Erin Catto (@erincatto.bsky.social) #Godot #GodotEngine #GameDev #IndieDev #SoloDev
Box3D screenshot
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I, Corlys of House Velaryon, have sent an armada to look for Emilio of House Godot. It has been four months since we have had an episode of Godot Tomorrow. I fear he has absconded from his duties to the crown. Reports suggest he was last seen playing Slay the Spire 2. #Godot #GodotEngine #GameDev
A scene from the TV series 'House of the Dragon' of Lord Corlys Velaryon and one of his sons looking at each other with speech bubbles of Corlys saying "Find Emilio and bring him to me at once" and his son replying "Yes, your grace".
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
These prices... woah! 👀 #Valve #Steam #SteamDeck #SteamMachine #SteamFrame #SteamController #Gaming
Valve's founder Gabe Newell with 'iced-out' wrist and teethValve's Steam hardware including the Steam Deck, Steam Controller, Steam Machine and Steam Frame
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Blue Pill: So YoU'rE sAyIng We Do NoThInG? Red Pill: No, I'm saying there's nothing we can do about it. A distinction with a difference Blue Pill: I wAnNa CrY aNd ThRoW mY tOyS oUt ThE pRaM Red pill: Would you like a hug? Blue Pill: YeAh Red Pill: Okay... #Godot #GodotEngine #GameDev #AI
Wojak: Crying Hug Meme
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
#YouTube removing the upload date filter is one of the most diabolical things I've seen a platform do. I thought there would be a large uproar, which would force them to make a u-turn. That said, when you have such a monopoly on the video-sharing space, I guess you can get away with it. #Google
YouTube logo
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I think the @godot.foundation is making a HUGE mistake with Godot 4.7. The Godot Asset Store isn't mature enough to replace the Godot Asset Library in the editor. There's just not enough assets. They should've waited for wider adoption before making such changes. #Godot #GodotEngine #GameDev 1/2
Godot Asset Store logo
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Whenever I see a list of the most influential video games ever, I'm always baffled by how low they rank Street Fighter II. How is this legendary game not in everyone's top 10? It was the biggest arcade game of the 90s! #Arcade #StreetFighter #StreetFighterII #Games #Gaming #RetroGames #RetroGaming
Street Fighter II: The World Warrior title screen
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Godot 4.7 is shaping up to be one big QoL update. With all the new features added in the last three major releases, the Godot Engine needed this refinement. We'll continue to pray for 'C# and web'... long live the meme! 😂😂😂 #Godot #GodotEngine #GameDev #IndieDev #SoloDev
An image taken from the Godot Engine website featuring a game with the words "Dev Snapshot 4.7 Dev 4"
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
There's a way to use an external code editor with #Godot on #Android ft. syntax highlighting, completion, etc... But if you want to know how, I'm going to need £100,000 in cash... in a briefcase... delivered in an underground carpark... trench coat and hat... 80's style! 😎🤣 #GodotEngine #GameDev
The Pink Panther standing in a trench coat and hat.
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Most of the apps in the #ATmosphere are destined to fail for three reasons: 1. The lack of differentiation and innovation. It's just #Bluesky repackaged. 2. If the user is already on Bluesky, there's no incentive to use these apps (unless they prefer the format). 3. Back-end reliance on Bluesky.
Bluesky Logo
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
#UpScrolled is registered in Australia. Clearly, millions of people didn't do their homework. Some of the devs who made alternatives to #TikTok should have seized the moment by pointing out why migrating to that platform is a TERRIBLE idea. #marketing @buildwithtori.com @reedharmeyer.bsky.social
UpScrolled logoThomas the Tank Engine meme with a caption saying "I ain't clicking that shit".
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Me: After just finding a 100% reliable method of blocking YouTube ads in Chrome/Chromium-based browsers for mobile without the need for a Pi-hole, scripts, extensions or binary manipulation... 😏 #YouTube #Adblock #Ads #Mobile #Android #iOS #Chrome #Chromium
Radiohead -The Bends album cover which features a mannequin's head tilted back
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Noooooooooo
Bugs Bunny with his mouth wide open and a caption saying "NO".
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Right, who over at Godot needs to brush up on their web dev skills? 😂 The Godot 4.6 release page is a monstrosity, and like the new Godot Asset Store, the layout is not adaptable for mobile phones. This is not acceptable... I will not have it! 😆😂🤣 #Godot #GodotEngine #IndieDev #GameDev #SoloDev
Godot 4.6 release pageActor Samuel L. Jackson looking angry
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Left4Dead 2 was released exactly sixteen years and two months ago... and after all this time, it's STILL shitting on it's competitors from a great height! Few games age this well. Shout-out to the dev team and Valve's Source Engine. 🫡 #Left4Dead2 #Valve #SourceEngine #Zombies #PC #Gamer #Games
Front cover for LEFT4DEAD 2
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I don't do Halloween... but I appreciate the early release of 'IT: Welcome to Derry' season 1 episode 2! 😀 #IT:WelcomeToDerry #HBO #HBOMax #Max #Halloween #TV #TVShows
Poster for 'IT: Welcome to Derry' season 1 episode 2
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I keep hearing great things about 'Bring Her Back', and tomorrow marks the premiere of the long-awaited '28 Years Later.' I will DEFINITELY be watching these two films over the coming weekend! 😎 #28YearsLater #BringHerBack #Cinema #Movie #Film #UK #London
Poster for 'Bring Her Back'.Poster for '28 Years Later'.
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Same lies. Same allegiances. Same objectives. #Iran #Israel #MiddleEast
An AI photo of Donald Trump with the appearance of George Bush Jnr.
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I'm glad the good folks at @godotengine.org are finally getting round to sorting out what to me have been the three main issues stopping devs from making those big, juicy AAA games: 1. 3D Physics - ✅ 2. Lighting/Shadows - ½✅ 3. 3D rendering performance - Still a bit 💩 #Godot #GodotEngine #Gamedev
Godot Plush
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Congratulations to Coco Gauff for winning the French Open and clinching her 2nd Grand Slam title!!! 😀 #Tennis #FrenchOpen #RolandGarros #BlackskyUK #Blacksky
Cocoa Gauff kissing her winner's trophy at the 2025 French Open
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I've got a lot of wildlife in my garden, including a wide variety of birds and let me tell you, NOBODY wants problems with the doves. Whoever made the dove a symbol of peace was taking the piss. They bully the f*ck out of everyone! Doves are the original roadman. 😂 #Birds #BlackskyUK #UK #London
A funny picture of a dove sitting in the road
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
We got Donald Trump vs Elon Musk before GTA VI 😂😂😂 #DonaldTrump #Trump #ElonMusk #Elon #GTAVI
Donald Trump and Elon Musk dressed as wrestlers in a ring looking at each other
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Travis Hunter ignored her past, her blasé attitude, and all the visible signs like the tacky tattoos and style of dress. Now his destiny is to become the poster child of what happens when you simp for generations of men to come. 😂 They say a picture says a thousand words... #BlackskyUK #Blacksky
Travis Hunter and Leanna Lenee at their wedding
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Look at the double standards when it comes to French President Emmanuel Macron's wife gripping up his face like that. Reverse the genders. What would happen? Would you see the same jokes in the social media comment sections? Would the same people be downplaying or denying what they're seeing? 🤔
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
This is the ONLY announcement that would make me leave the PC Master Race and join forces with the console peasants! 💯😂🤣 #Sega #SegaDreamcast #Dreamcast #Retro #Gaming #PC #PCMasterRace
Mock-up of Dreamcast 2 logo
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I keep a Sega Mega Drive/Genesis game emulator on my mobile phone, because there's no telling when I might want to play a 16-bit classic like ToeJam & Earl! 😎 Subsequent sequels and the 2019 remake failed to capture the magic of the 1991 original. #Sega #Megadrive #Genesis #Retro #Gaming #16bit
Game cover for 1991 Sega Mega Drive/Genesis classic 'ToeJam & Earl'
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Watching that tribute to Rafael Nadal at Roland-Garros was everything. What a legend!!! 💯🫡🥹 I hope everyone gives Djokovic his flowers when he finally retires. I know he doesn't appear as likeable as Nadal, but, Novak is arguably the GOAT of men's tennis. #RafaelNadal #Nadal #Tennis #RolandGarros
Rafael Nadal at Roland-Garros
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
'The Last of Us' won't make it to season 4 without Joel (Pedro Pascal). It's just not going to happen... What a poor decision to get rid of the main attraction so early in the series. Somebody needs to lose their job for that one! 😒 #TheLastOfUs #HBO #Max #TV #TVseries #TVshow
Poster for the TV series 'The Last of Us'
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Cassie's husband Alex Fine is putting on a brave face, but those eyes don't lie. He knows EXACTLY whom he married. All money isn't good money bruh... #BlackskyUK #Blacksky #Diddy #Cassie
Cassie Ventura and Alex FineCassie Ventura and Alex FineCassie Ventura and Alex Fine
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I'm not sure which is worse, Thunderbolts* or Captain America: Brave New World. What a shit streak for #Marvel! 💩💩💩💩💩 #Thunderbolts #Movies #Cinema
Poster for 'Thunderbolts*'Golden Turd Award
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
In #London, you don't hear atmospheric dump valves and whiney superchargers anymore. Just ridiculously loud exhaust pops that sound like gunshots. These dickheads will drive really slow and rev the fuck out of that engine in case you didn't hear the last couple dozen pops. It's soooooo annoying! 😂
Two cars with exhaust flames
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening I'm willing to bet you can remember how you felt the exact moment you found out where 'it' was all along (no spoilers). A few decades later and I can still remember that moment. What a testament to a game's greatness!👍🏽 #Zelda #Nintendo #Gameboy #Gaming #Games
Cover for Gameboy game 'The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening'
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
This 2003, 37-key, touch sensitive MIDI and computer keyboard is a rare gem. My friend gave it to me 'cos it wouldn't work on his Windows PC (no modern drivers). On my Linux machines, it 'just works'... and I got it to work on Windows 11/10. 😏 #MusicProduction #PC #Linux #BlackskyUK #Blacksky
Music and computer keyboard
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
'Til this day, I have never understood the appeal of Vybz Kartel. He's trash. His music is trash. He collaborates with trash. Yes, he's a legend, but he's a trash legend! 😂😂😂 He has always been a fuckin' wasteman!!! #VybzKartel #Dancehall #Music #BlackskyUK #Blacksky #IslandSky #CaribbeanSky
Vybz KartelTrashcan/Bin
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Baddie prototype Lil' Kim is down bad! 😂 Being 50, a mother, and hoeing with a man half your age is not it. YN got with a younger woman who provided what Kim can't. It was inevitable. Older women chasing young men is ALWAYS a sign of dysfunction, rebelliousness and failure. #BlackskyUK #Blacksky
Lil' KimTrashcan/Bin
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Dreads on top with faded back 'n' sides got me looking and feeling like UK soul legend Omar! 😂😂😂 Might have to spin his classic song 'There's Nothing Like This' later on still... 💯 #Music #BlackskyUK #Blacksky
UK soul singer and musician Omar
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I guess tonight's viewing will be 'Sinners'. 🙃 #Sinners #Cinema #Movies #Blacksky #BlackskyUK #UK
Poster for film 'Sinners' (2025)
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I've got my beady eyes on 4 games being made with #Godot... and I think you should too! Road to Vostok store.steampowered.com/app/1963610/... Fogpiercer store.steampowered.com/app/3219010/... Kook store.steampowered.com/app/2329690/... Fist of the Forgotten store.steampowered.com/app/1105470/...
Poster for Road to VostokPoster for FogpiercerPoster for KOOKPoster for Fist of the Forgotten
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I got you... 👍🏾
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
There's never a bad time to listen to some Al Green. William Mitchell's production slaps both night and day. 💯 #AlGreen #WillieMitchell #Legends #Soul #Music #MusicProduction #Classic #BlackskyUK #Blacksky
Al Green and Willie Mitchell
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I really hope Godot Docs gets a much needed update before they release the stable version of Godot 4.4. This upcoming release is looking like 'the one', and I predict there will be a tsunami of converts. Will @godotengine.org seize the moment? We shall see... 👀 #Godot #GodotEngine #GodotDocs
Godot Docs logo
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Something tells me Road to Vostok is going to make A LOT OF MONEY! 👀 A successful game of this calibre produced using the Godot Engine will have HUGE ramifications. It will be a MAJOR win for the whole Godot community. @roadtovostok.bsky.social #RoadToVostok #GodotEngine #Godot #IndieDev #GameDev
Road to Vostok game demo screenshot
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Londontechguy @londontechguy.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Dear Gamedevs, I know you want to add 'Juice' to your game, we all do, but for the love of all that is holy, please stop overdoing it with the screen shake. This modern trend has to go. Yours Faithfully, All the rest of us #Gamedev #IndieGamedev #Indie #IndieGames #Games #Game #GamerSky
Will Smith smoking a joint meme
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